💼 Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

There's a lot of mediocre photos in this instagram post that I'm not bothering to archive, the one below is the funniest Bam kinda looks like a "poggers" emoticon.
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For the fucking loser Bam Margera out there telling the world I am a fan that booked shit without his permission, here is him on this tour with me, I was the only person who stayed in touch with him when he was in rehab and we NEVER partied together. I NEVER cancelled a tour he always did after commuting and it was always last minute. The BEST thing I ever did was move on from him. Yes I’m guilty of shit talking him on IG but the bottom line is he cost me big money, and big business. I’ve made a legit million dollars since leaving him and my life has been nothing short of amazing. I started the FREE BAM MOVEMENT to get him away from his old leech family members and Lima his guardian. There is evidence of that on YouTube. That surprise witness met him because I made that possible which is the entire reason he is an even able to be married to Dennis Rodman now. All of his gay happiness is because I helped save my old friend Brandon. He’s a scumbag the true one. April his mother set him up to put him in rehab so she can continue her lavish life and her other son can live rent free in the castle. BAM started paying me back on the $150,000 he owes which we have receipts for. We also did the cumtown podcast together. We worked together, spoke everyday and were very close. I am however tired of the lies. He never paid me a fucking thing. We self funded shows and he burned his fans no showing, he burned his fans at the castle party and over 25 years he has BURNED many of you. MANY TIMES! He just burned the whole UK of a tour I had nothing to do with. One day he’s gonna burn the last bridge. Being sober doesn’t mean you’re innocent. Cool you put the pipe down, maybe. Get your life together. Or get in the fucking boxing ring!! DING DING DING
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Yes Vinnie please do Bareknuckle Boxing with Bam.
 
Eh at least i dont think hes drunk/high ranting this time. Seems like just his typical complaining, done by a man who grew up on TV and still doesn't realize that not everything needs to be a video
 
PigFarm said:
Eh at least i dont think hes drunk/high ranting this time. Seems like just his typical complaining, done by a man who grew up on TV and still doesn't realize that not everything needs to be a video
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Looney Troons said:
Man I honestly thought homie was on the up. All of his social media presence has been him skating and honestly looking like he found some sort of solace in just skating. He’s back on his bullshit for sure. Time to start following this thread again
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He doesn't seem drunk at all to me in that video. He seems pissed that this broke loser parasite has resurfaced to cry like a spurned lover now that Bam is making money again. Doing a short and sweet video is a smart move, it's a contrast to Vinnie's rambling and makes it clear that he's done.

Vinnie proudly stating that he tried to cut Bam off from his family is a great example of saying the quiet part out loud, though.
 
Bam keeping clean prepping and boxing Vinnie and BTFOing him would be great all around. Come on Bam do it !
 
I find it interesting that when Steve-O talks about something that didn't work out its like he's talking about someone else but when he talks about something really cool he plays it up and claims he can still do that and how amazing it was.
Dude has hit a full on crisis too: he got a new young BPD girlfriend with a shit ton of tattoos, fired all his competent staff to hire some young guys that remind him of himself.
Just because he's sober and Bam is not doesn't mean his life isn't as embarrassing and cringe. Most of his "success" post-Jackass 3 is him talking about the same old stories and paying some dude to edit all of his mountains of video clips when he wasn't such a boring old egomaniac (he was still an egomaniac back then but had the drugs as an excuse).
He's just as much as a lolcow as Bam just more boring, wait for him to be back on drugs too.
 
Plastic Bag said:
I find it interesting that when Steve-O talks about something that didn't work out its like he's talking about someone else but when he talks about something really cool he plays it up and claims he can still do that and how amazing it was.
Dude has hit a full on crisis too: he got a new young BPD girlfriend with a shit ton of tattoos, fired all his competent staff to hire some young guys that remind him of himself.
Just because he's sober and Bam is not doesn't mean his life isn't as embarrassing and cringe. Most of his "success" post-Jackass 3 is him talking about the same old stories and paying some dude to edit all of his mountains of video clips when he wasn't such a boring old egomaniac (he was still an egomaniac back then but had the drugs as an excuse).
He's just as much as a lolcow as Bam just more boring, wait for him to be back on drugs too.
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Did Stephen Gilchrist Glover break your heart?
 
A Sentient Cloud said:
He doesn't seem drunk at all to me in that video. He seems pissed that this broke loser parasite has resurfaced to cry like a spurned lover now that Bam is making money again. Doing a short and sweet video is a smart move, it's a contrast to Vinnie's rambling and makes it clear that he's done.

Vinnie proudly stating that he tried to cut Bam off from his family is a great example of saying the quiet part out loud, though.
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These guys are all immature jackasses who are trying to squeeze every last cent from a fad they were a part of 15-25 fucking years ago. The smart ones are those who completely walked away from the bullshit. Even the ones who are half in and half out like Johnny Knoxville still get dragged into shit on occasion.
 
The Hardest R said:
These guys are all immature jackasses who are trying to squeeze every last cent from a fad they were a part of 15-25 fucking years ago. The smart ones are those who completely walked away from the bullshit. Even the ones who are half in and half out like Johnny Knoxville still get dragged into shit on occasion.
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"Can you believe it, a bunch of skater retards who got famous doing stunts and buttstuff on an MTV show literally titled Jackass are a bunch of immature jackasses!"

Shut the thread down, we're not gonna get more insightful than this.
 
Plastic Bag said:
I find it interesting that when Steve-O talks about something that didn't work out its like he's talking about someone else but when he talks about something really cool he plays it up and claims he can still do that and how amazing it was.
Dude has hit a full on crisis too: he got a new young BPD girlfriend with a shit ton of tattoos, fired all his competent staff to hire some young guys that remind him of himself.
Just because he's sober and Bam is not doesn't mean his life isn't as embarrassing and cringe. Most of his "success" post-Jackass 3 is him talking about the same old stories and paying some dude to edit all of his mountains of video clips when he wasn't such a boring old egomaniac (he was still an egomaniac back then but had the drugs as an excuse).
He's just as much as a lolcow as Bam just more boring, wait for him to be back on drugs too.
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Damn, I had no idea Steve-O had done all of this shit recently. I don't know if he'll end up back on drugs, I think he's one of those guys that gets sober and it becomes his ENTIRE life and being, and it's all he'll discuss with anyone. It's sort of like they get "addicted" to being sober [or at least talking about being sober] and just about every sentence is started with: "When I was still drinking/using...", "Well, when I got sober...", or "You know I used to drink/use [X]..."

I mostly tuned Steve-O out around the time he would interrupt his content mid-sentence with: "Check out these patented Steve-O ass wipes, they're for wiping your ass, dude, isn't that cool? I don't think you guys heard me, you wipe your ass with them, dude!"

I dunno man, when you're selling literal ass wipes to your audience I think you're really scraping the bottom of the fucking barrel at that point. He'd even bring them up on podcasts he went on or even bring a pack of wipes with him. Like, c'mon, dude. I'm not going to shit on him for getting the bag but chill the fuck out. Also, pretty much all of his content is what you said, telling the same dozen or so stories from filming Jackass, Wildboyz or hanging out with Knoxville. That and doing attention whore shit like floating the idea of getting fake tits for no good reason, then IIRC he backed out of said plan because he was afraid it might offend troons. Which it probably would, those fucking weirdos are perpetually offended about everything. But it's a lame fucking reason to back out on a plan, even if the plan was stupid to begin with - because you don't want to hurt the feelings of troons and Redditors.

That much said, Bam might have improved somewhat recently but I don't think he and Steve-O are near the same level of shitbaggery. Steve-O's telling the same stories everyone has already heard ten times before and hocking butt wipes, Bam's just now managed to dry out just enough that he can actually get on a fucking skateboard again without busting his ass.

Seriously, though - Steve O's Butt Wipes:
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Apparently they're out of stock now, so maybe he's hocking something else nowadays. It's almost as bad as the fucking Cleveland Browns being unironically sponsored by Dude Wipes - the jokes really do just write themselves.
 
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