Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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You know you are a jaded person when Bam's life figuratively crashing down more interesting is then him physically crashing on Jackass.

Still its sad that he has child who might not have a stable family with Bam's various problems. When your entire lifestyle and career is about being loose and crazy, stability and responsibly is impossible.
 
"Wild Boys" was fantastic, half nature show, half Jackass.
It tried really hard to skirt around the whole "no animals were harmed in the making" thing. They'd fuck around with wild animals but not touch them. And still they'd find ways around that.

Like the scene where one of them took a female salmon and squeezed all its eggs into his mouth, then another took a male salmon and squeezed all its semen onto the eggs. I think it got around the "no animal cruelty" thing because both the salmon were already dead of natural causes on the riverbank.
 
It's amazing. Aside from Johnny Knoxville, this guy had the biggest chance to succeed, even with the shows that MTV gave him, and he pissed it all away with his drunken messy behavior. Talk about wasting an opportunity.
Hell, when Jackass 2 came out, I knew even Steve-O had a better shot at growing up & surviving than Bam. As for Dunn, he just stopped giving any fucks, and I think Bam had a large hand in that.

Methinks if Dunn hadn't had that kind of shit influence in his life, he would've at least outlived Bam. At the rate he's going, I expect an "accidental" an hero; it's be one of the last ways he can one-up his former crew.

Do it, Bam. Do it, you gutless faggot.
 
More instagram posting, now even gayer.
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It's rather disturbing to me that Bam can be talking about how he needs to make money for his son (Phoenix Wolf Margera), and then expressing how he's going to go gay and have sex with Jeff Tremaine, Spike Jonze, and Johnny Knoxville.
 
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I remember watching Jackass and Viva La Bam during my high school years and yeesh...to see how far Bam has fallen, makes me a little sad to be honest. Then again, seeing where the rest of the crew are compared to where he is, I can almost pity him, since much of how he got to where he is, health and otherwise, it's a wonder he isn't homeless by now.

Yes, certain events such as his uncle Vito going to prison and dying and Dunn getting killed in a car wreck didn't help his situation, but at some point, he needs to take a long hard look at his cracked reflection and realize that the way things are going, his son won't have a dad for much longer.
 
FYI: Prior to this thread being started I had posted a lot of updates of his previous faggotry over the past couple years in the Jackass thread, starting with this necropost and it continues all the way until today.

Dead thread, I know. But I searched to see if we had a thread on Bam Margera because frankly the dude has been off the rails now for a good while and has been embarrassing himself on social media. A few highlights of the last year or so:

-Novak got clean, and he was the dude who nobody thought would ever get clean. Bam claims in the past that he spent personally over 150K to send him to rehab and now that he's clean he refuses to hang out with him because duh, Bam's lifestyle is toxic as fuck to someone like Novak who had severe drug addiction issues. Bam used to write out theses crazy terrorist-style notebook rants and artwork and post them on IG dogging on Novak for being able to turn his sobriety into a career to help people like him, like this, this, this, this, this, this, this, and this. And like this isn't even close to all of them. The dude is now a bitter old washed up drunk who drank his life away until he realized the loser friends he used to excuse his own shit behavior are now clean and he thinks making fun of people for getting clean is funny I guess.

-Sometime in December 2018 Bam decided to throw a huge party/concert at his house in the middle of a weekday without getting permits, asking the city for permission, etc and it turned into a shitshow that more resembled the Gathering of the Juggalos than anything related to skateboarding. There's a long forum thread on a skateboarding forum here that covers the sadness/hilariousness of it all among other trainwrecks in his life that were around the same time. After he threw this huge party and found out there were consequences with the city he lost his shit. Apparently a neighbor's cow died because emergency services could not get through the clusterfuck that was the logistical parking nightmare caused by Bam throwing a party without any planning. He additionally had his neighbors on his IG posts begging him to be mindful of the fact they couldn't even reach their homes but they fell on deaf ears. Predictably, the city passed legislation to ensure that Bam or anyone else couldn't do this again, and Bam predictably got upset and ranted on IG again how it should be 'illigal' for cities to make up laws and then pass them and insinuated that it was communism and then went on to blame his mom and the city for being a drunk faggot. Additionally just to put the final nail in Bam's coffin they made it illegal for him to film any of his shit on his property. He responded like a true edgelord by calling his mom a pussy and filming skate footage in his driveway even though the law probably had nothing to do with him filming footage on his own.

-Bam doubled down and planned on having another party despite the new law and cried on instagram because the city had a fox hunt and he used the opportunity to beg for donations to pay for his new ramps.

-Bam’s latest marriage is a train wreck, to nobody’s surprise. In an IG post he admitted that the only way he can contact her is by Instagram because she blocked his number and then he goes on a boohoo rant about how his wife deserted him with no money or credit cards and then ended up deleting the post when people pointed out that you could see a fucking credit card in front of him in the reflection of his sunglasses. He’s also bragged about the fact that he always planned on leaving his wife on his son’s birthday although I believe they reconciled. Article about marriage drama here.

-Even after all that shit talking he did about Novak, Novak staged an intervention for Bam at the beginning of 2019 and convinced him to go to rehab. Here is a thread from the same skateboarding forum going over their relationship.

-Speaking of rehab, Bam only lasted ten days and then his family forced him to go back less than three months later after he publicly embarrassed himself online over and over for the umpteenth time this year. Surprisingly it didn’t last and there’s now rumors he’s headed back soon.

I thought I’d post something here because Bam right now is basically the current lolcow of the skate industry.


Does anyone actually think weckingball will give any of this shirt money to help produce Bam's new film? Or will he just use it to buy more steroids?
If you aren’t familiar with Weck he’s an interesting character himself but not for reasons related to Bam at all.

Joel Morgenweck was an aspiring pro who moved from Jersey to Long Beach to try and make it but ended up getting blackballed from the industry for calling out shady industry politics. Instead of crying about it he got jacked and then came back to Instagram and now he’s basically an industry provocateur kinda like old school Milo when he just trolled anti-gamergaters instead of being a mildly racist Trump supporter. Plus he can actually skate, so the mere existence of his jock bro skater character can usually mine salt with a simple selfie.

He’s most famous for making a video series called Manny Busters where he posts clips of well known pros doing manuals but letting their tail scrape the ground instead of making a perfect manual with wheels on the ground only. He’s friends with Sam Hyde and collaborates with him sporadically, and when the industry told him to go fuck himself he started a successful Patreon to release his skate videos behind a paywall. He’s previously trespassed on Bam’s property to skate his park while Bam wasn’t even there:
His support of Bam is mostly ironic but he seems to hold a nostalgia for the old Bam just like everyone else while they seem like actual friends. I’m gonna guess that Weck will give him the money because he wants to see if Bam’s Bipolar Prophecy of a vert competition held 30 in the air over the ocean with his car as first prize can come to fruition.
 
To add more to the relationship with Ville Valo, here's a doc Bam put together while filming music videos for HIM:

This is a fucking blast from the past.

I always thought Bam was chasing Ville Valo like a lovesick puppy... At least in Europe, HIM was much more famous than Bam, but I heard in the USA it was the other way around. Pretty sure Bam copied Ville's tattoos like a psycho rather than them getting matching tattoos together, cos he has some of them on the album cover of their first album.

A Bam Margera thread is so nostalgic, feel like a tween again who listened to HIM and tracked down Jackass clips on limewire.
 
Bam was clearly molested as a child, right?

I'm guessing it was Vito, and Ape and Phil felt bad about it so they just let him do whatever the fuck he wanted and never disciplined him out of guilt.
many such cases

(but I think bam is just a trad-psycho, showed symptoms early, got spoiled and babied to "protect him" which led to his obnoxious personality, now we have that personality AND the unraveling of whatever kept his schizo tendencies in check. sad/dead/nervous eyes = diddled or abused, wild meth eyes = crazy)
 
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