Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Rogowski said:
Up next, pure Bam cringe. An original Bam song called “Bend My Dick To My Ass”, it’s got everything:
Dubstep, Bam rapping, doing a shitty Jamaican accent, and Nikki pretending to suck Bam’s dick as he raps.
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Original my boney ass, Ham lifted that "Chocolate Candy Bars and Baby Ruths, don't hold back for Mother Goose" from a Gnarkill song.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
Viva La Bam existed only because MTV was desperate for anything Jackass related after the TV show ended. You had Wildboyz which was okay but had nothing to do with skating, which was a big slice of the Jackass fanbase. So they gave Bam a show to do stupid shit but as long as he or a guest skated for a bit every now and then, that was good enough. He’d probably still do Viva La Bam today if he could.
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It honestly represents an enjoyable time in my television watching time. Watching people torture each other was a nice break in pace from whatever else shit was on tv at the time.
 
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curbside said:
It honestly represents an enjoyable time in my television watching time. Watching people torture each other was a nice break in pace from whatever else shit was on tv at the time.
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“Watching people torture each other” is how we will get Videodrome.

“North America's getting soft, patrón, and the rest of the world is getting tough. Very, very tough. We're entering savage new times, and we're going to have to be pure and direct and strong, if we're going to survive them. Now, you and this cesspool you call a television station and your people who wallow around in it, your viewers who watch you do it, they're rotting us away from the inside. We intend to stop that rot.”
 
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“Watching people torture each other” is how we will get Videodrome.

“North America's getting soft, patrón, and the rest of the world is getting tough. Very, very tough. We're entering savage new times, and we're giong to have to be pure and direct and strong, if we're going to survive them. Now, you and this cesspool you call a television station and your people who wallow around in it, your viewers who watch you do it, they're rotting us away from the inside. We intend to stop that rot.”
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They’ve been saying this for decades. Videodrome is a great movie but fans of the movie have an embarrassing level of pearl clutching. Same goes with Idiocracy. Make a fun movie and a percentage of dorks who watch it are going to feel keyed into the universe.
 
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Xenomorph said:
Well see I dont, I paid for the Kiwi Farms gold standard where all the bad stuff is filtered out. If you post your credit card info to Null he will put a nice little filter on your account!
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You know, in Brazil, Central America, those kinds of places, making underground videos is considered a subversive act. They execute people for it. In Pittsburgh, who knows?
 
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I for one really liked Wildboyz. Pontius's stoner laugh always gets me and watching grown men dressed as bananas get really close to gorillas and then run screaming when it lunges is still great. I'll always cherish Pontius, drunk on that chewed up tribal spit-beer, telling a fairly cute indigenous woman that he's gonna tear her a new one.
 
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