Orbiter Brandon Lee Cole / superblindman - Will never see the errors of Phil's ways

[blahblahblah678]

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Ah yes, everyone knows the reason trans and disabled streamers aren't getting noticed is because there aren't enough tags

Twitch officially launches more than 350 new stream tags related to gender, sexual orientation, race, and more (archive)

Someone should pinpoint the BlindCow to Devin Nash’s videos about how Twitch discover ability is absolute dog shit.

that closeup of SuperBlindCow’s wife makes it look like he married Seinfeld’s Newman with lipstick.

 

[BepsiLight]

If you stare too long into the abyss:

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I'd hate to wake up every morning to see THAT staring at me.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

You chose wisely.
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Damn it man. I'm trying to eat breakfast and lost my appetite. I feel like if I don't give it my scrambled eggs and bacon, it will hunt me down. Someone needs to apply this pic to the floating round Doom demons.

 

[Ramona]

His wife's "professional photography" looks to be a few concert photos and Facebook tagged photos of herself taking pictures. She prob gets a few portrait and hillbilly wedding commissions a year, tops, from family and people they already know trying to be nice.

How is this blind bastard's tugboat enough to support both them AND Phil? Twitch can't have thrown him that much to be in their sad propaganda commercial for two seconds.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

His wife's "professional photography" looks to be a few concert photos and Facebook tagged photos of herself taking pictures. She prob gets a few portrait and hillbilly wedding commissions a year, tops, from family and people they already know trying to be nice.

How is this blind bastard's tugboat enough to support both them AND Phil? Twitch can't have thrown him that much to be in their sad propaganda commercial for two seconds.

Do you think she is available for pumpkin chuckins? I'd love to see a wedding in the woods photo lol. I say this because I believe he's in Ohio and the hicks there freak me out compared to the Maine/New Hampshire ones I'm use to. More meth less alcohol. @blahblahblah678 agreed. Not trying to sound like jerk but with all manufacturing jobs leaving the area especially around Cleveland, it looks worse than Detroit.

 

[blahblahblah678]

I say this because I believe he's in Ohio and the hicks there freak me out compared to the Maine/New Hampshire ones I'm use to. More meth less alcohol.

Meth and antidepressants like OxyContin.

 

[gh0stzero]

I'mma be honest--I'm not sure this thread needs to exist, but I'm open to reasons why it should stay up.

Ban everyone making "never saw that coming" jokes real tawk.

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My issue is not with bullying the disabled its with people making the same joke over and over.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

For the time being, we're going to leave the thread open. If there's not enough stuff going on, the thread will die on its own.

IDK its been pretty decent though its his wife that has me laughing since the thread went up. Holy Cow....I promise to be extra good if more pics of her come our way if/when the thread closes. What male pattern baldness do you guess she has? I put out there a day or so ago.

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

Ban everyone making "never saw that coming" jokes real tawk.

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My issue is not with bullying the disabled its with people making the same joke over and over.

Come on now. How any gout and snort jokes are in Phil's thread and nobody complains. But I get it. It's jarring because SBM has never had this much visibility before.

 

[My Knee is Growing]

He has been a paying subscriber on twitch from before Phil left twitch for youtube before Phil left youtube for twitch before Phil recently left twitch for youtube.

This sentence alone earned you your like. Great Thread.

 

[Full Race Replay]

https://twitter.com/superblindman/status/1398034284083089412 (archive)



Get a room you two...god they are never gonna shut up about LOU2 (SBM's one claim to fame no matter how controversial), Phil doesn't even bring up his bills this much

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I checked his Twittersphere peeps and apparently blind people are really demanding all sorts of accommodations that are way above and beyond reasonable. They got offended that blind playthroughs on Twitch weren't about being blind.
They demand all images and tweets have "alt text" or compatibility with screen readers, etc.
I haven't written a goddamn thing in years on Twitter but I wouldn't do all that extra shit just to please them.

One guy in his circle is like a sjw's wet dream victim, gay, blind, cerebral palsy, only attracted to black guys, super duper activist commie shit. One tweet was basically about instead of doing something you enjoy, instead give that time to somebody of "color" because wokeness. Yeah, no.
In that guy's circle are tons of munchies and illness grifters. Fake multiple personality people, fat lesbians in a shitty nursing home, cat ladies (22 going on 75) selling grandma shit on etsy, and my favorite, "empaths".

"I can feel other people's emotions". Sure you can, Deanna Troon. Sense my utter disgust.

 

[hundredthousand]

Been said already here but again, if I was blind I might try and find other more intuitive things to do than play video games.

This is just a square peg into a round hole type deal.

Not everyone has to be able to do everything... but SBM and his wife are clearly on some crusade to force this issue.

But call me crazy, I think I'd rather have devs focus on content that 99.99% of us won't completely ignore.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

What is the blind accessibility in "The last of us 2"anyways? Vivid audio description of the tranny sex?
A Bluetooth add-on that releases the simulated stench of a rotting meat pocket during key scenes? Does the bottom of the Ps4 controller pop out a synthetic, sweaty dangling scrotum during that scene? Wtf.

 

[actually]

What is the blind accessibility in "The last of us 2"anyways? Vivid audio description of the tranny sex?
A Bluetooth add-on that releases the simulated stench of a rotting meat pocket during key scenes? Does the bottom of the Ps4 controller pop out a synthetic, sweaty dangling scrotum during that scene? Wtf.

When I saw blindman's stream on Twitch, it had some kind of echolocation for direction finding and enemy location (in addition to the outlines you normally have), and the button-press dodges when attacked were accompanied with sound cues. Text to speech readout of items that were picked up.

The accessibility was honestly well done, imo.

 

[Full Race Replay]

in one of the twitch clips in OP he's in the part of the game where he has a snowball fight and one of the snowballs sbm throws changes its trajectory hitman 3 style to hit one of the enemies, not sure if that is a accessibility change or if the game is originally that easy.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

My issue is not with bullying the disabled its with people making the same joke over and over.

I don't see (like SBM) a problem with it. Everyone else seems to enjoy it, maybe you should turn a blind eye (like SBM's) to it.

 

[Full Race Replay]

"I can feel other people's emotions"

umm, that's just called reading social cues, everybody does that, you're not special.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

When I saw blindman's stream on Twitch, it had some kind of echolocation for direction finding and enemy location (in addition to the outlines you normally have), and the button-press dodges when attacked were accompanied with sound cues. Text to speech readout of items that were picked up.

The accessibility was honestly well done, imo.

Did the narrator retch in revulsion as it described Abby's roid ripped body, down to the clit that doubles as a baby dick?

 

[JPG]

My ballsack physically hurts looking at that landwhale.

In a good way?