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Every time this thread gets updated and it’s not because he went on a shooting spree I’m surprised. He’s got the face of an autistic white guy that shoots up a bunch of women.
Brian Hughes / CeltThulu / AnIrishVoid / "Sabrina Steele" - Another idiot accused of sexual assault and butthurt about Kiwi Farms; now pretend Jewish trans plural.
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he's too big of a pussy
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If he got arrested for spree killing their might be some really freaky girl willing to be his wife. Considering all of the weird fucks who schlick to dudes like Charlie Manson and Dylan Storm Roof.
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He'd chase her off with his revolting neediness. The man is a dud
RatRoyalty
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Its funny how he bitches about this thread as if there's anything going on here that could in any way disrupt his life. Its not like he's posting pictures of himself in a diaper on a private account. He tweets on his public twitter about dumb shit, we talk about it and mildly dunk on his stupidity, and he acts like he's the victim of some vicious harassment campaign.
This dude is the literal definition of reply guy. He's the dude standing outside of the conversation circle trying to wedge in.
This dude is the literal definition of reply guy. He's the dude standing outside of the conversation circle trying to wedge in.
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Lol, even the informed consent clinics must have laughed in his face.
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Nah, he's just making an excuse for his complete lack of effort in something that is after all just a cynical attempt to gain SJW social capital.
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There's like a dozen planned parenthood's in Hughes' immediate vicinity how does this guy not have access? I think the real reason is knowing its all a lie that came about to deflect being dunked on for reply guy'ing.
RatRoyalty
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Yeah there's no reason he couldn't transition if he really wanted to, he's probably worried about how his family would react. Dude's like thirty, he shouldn't be living his life based on what others think at this point. Or it's all an elaborate charade to fool his 0 Twitter followers.
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Nora is quite mercenary, so if it comes down to it, I think she’d support Brian over Jake on this. Chris is an open pedophile. He doesn’t have coverage like Nyberg, so I don’t think anyone other than Jake is dumb enough to make him the hill to die on.
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ok since this horny foreveralone failure-to-launch loser showed up again in the becky thread, let's have a little BlueSky update. First of all, he doesn't post selfies anymore. literally the only pics of him are his patrician taste in cocktails
and this hilarious non-muscle. bro lives in the dark like a fungus, instead of biceps he's got cordyceps
he brags about his tragic bachelor meals. you can see by the glimpse of bunkbed in the noodle-arm pic he's still in his childhood bedroom at his mom's house, but he apparently microwaved this goyslop all by himself like a big boy.
he continues to timmy/reply-guy despite his TRAUMA over getting called out for it earlier in this thread
and, most of all, "sabrina" whiles away his feminine time with endless hours of vidya, of course-- lady games like COD and Truck Simulator
he also posts sexxxxxy pics of comic book women and female pro wrestlers, gatekeeps judaism and perpetually inserts himself into tranny e-drama... but the drama all centers on people i've never heard of (someone named "eden" who 41%?? idk) and is honestly boring.
PART II: THE HOME LIFE
This guy really doesn't get up to much for years at a time, so i figured I'd indulge in a double-post for a more thorough update. It's been fun getting to know this dead-ender-- honestly i always thought he was the same guy as this this other creep but no, he's his own creep.
first of all, yon lesbian's 'dry spell' has persisted for 18 years
note this "close call" from 2010 he still perseverates about never got any closer than someone offering to drive him home.
the only relationship he EVER mentions-- and he mentions it often-- is his HS gf who dumped him on his birthday on prom night.
He was born in 1988, so 2007 would have made him 19. that would fit with him graduating highschool, especially if he got held back a grade. she was his first and last.
like so many cows, brian was eternally scarred by e-drama nobody but him noticed or cared about, and which existed entirely or almost entirely in his head.
when i say his current e-drama is completely boring and incoherent, i'm not kidding. if you can make any sense of this bullshit, you're a better kiwi than i.
farms shoutout!
IIa: THE CAREER
UNLIKE most cows, our boy apparently has a job in a warehouse somewhere, which he refers to often and apparently got some fake-gay payola from. he wisely invested it in a gaming rig.
of course he doesn't work TOO hard...
the above is a response to deleted tweets, so we're denied the specifics of whatever syndrome he was suffering from.
it's funny -- he really is just a stereotypically super basic blue-collar new jersey white schlub in every aspect of his life except his fantasies about himself.
believe it or not, he's a masker
IIb: THE FAMILY
Brian is not the only large adult son who still lives at home... his brother is also a video-game-addicted momma's boy. His brother features mostly in "funny" anecdotes where he RUNS in panicking because he misinterprets one of brian's disgusting bodily functions. rating: implausible
it's not all sunshine and ass rips, tho:
meawhile, moms be nagging, amirite?? fuck off and make the tendies, slore, your big hairy daughter's tryna to play some extremely expensive video games
but what of Brian's father?? what is the paternal influence that would result in a boy such as Brian?
wοw, sounds great. 90% is a lot, what are some other ways you take after him?
indeed, it seems while "sabrina" is busy shitting up the internet, sabrina senior shits up the house irl !!
this really paints a (earth-toned) picture of his our boy's upbringing. but why is mom such a bitch about it? do your job, woman.
if only our heroine could move out... but that's crazy talk. who'd cook for brian then? and anyway "rent" is just money that could go to coom addiction and gaming.
So, we close the curtain on this domestic tableau. Brian the lesbian system playing COD in the bedroom, his brother gazing blankly at Twitch in the living room, dad shitting up and down the halls like a hue-adjusted Slimer while mom screams, and screams, and screams... good night, Hughes family, it's been a lovely visit.
and this hilarious non-muscle. bro lives in the dark like a fungus, instead of biceps he's got cordyceps
he brags about his tragic bachelor meals. you can see by the glimpse of bunkbed in the noodle-arm pic he's still in his childhood bedroom at his mom's house, but he apparently microwaved this goyslop all by himself like a big boy.
he continues to timmy/reply-guy despite his TRAUMA over getting called out for it earlier in this thread
and, most of all, "sabrina" whiles away his feminine time with endless hours of vidya, of course-- lady games like COD and Truck Simulator
he also posts sexxxxxy pics of comic book women and female pro wrestlers, gatekeeps judaism and perpetually inserts himself into tranny e-drama... but the drama all centers on people i've never heard of (someone named "eden" who 41%?? idk) and is honestly boring.
PART II: THE HOME LIFE
This guy really doesn't get up to much for years at a time, so i figured I'd indulge in a double-post for a more thorough update. It's been fun getting to know this dead-ender-- honestly i always thought he was the same guy as this this other creep but no, he's his own creep.
first of all, yon lesbian's 'dry spell' has persisted for 18 years
note this "close call" from 2010 he still perseverates about never got any closer than someone offering to drive him home.
the only relationship he EVER mentions-- and he mentions it often-- is his HS gf who dumped him on his birthday on prom night.
He was born in 1988, so 2007 would have made him 19. that would fit with him graduating highschool, especially if he got held back a grade. she was his first and last.
like so many cows, brian was eternally scarred by e-drama nobody but him noticed or cared about, and which existed entirely or almost entirely in his head.
when i say his current e-drama is completely boring and incoherent, i'm not kidding. if you can make any sense of this bullshit, you're a better kiwi than i.
farms shoutout!
IIa: THE CAREER
UNLIKE most cows, our boy apparently has a job in a warehouse somewhere, which he refers to often and apparently got some fake-gay payola from. he wisely invested it in a gaming rig.
of course he doesn't work TOO hard...
the above is a response to deleted tweets, so we're denied the specifics of whatever syndrome he was suffering from.
it's funny -- he really is just a stereotypically super basic blue-collar new jersey white schlub in every aspect of his life except his fantasies about himself.
believe it or not, he's a masker
IIb: THE FAMILY
Brian is not the only large adult son who still lives at home... his brother is also a video-game-addicted momma's boy. His brother features mostly in "funny" anecdotes where he RUNS in panicking because he misinterprets one of brian's disgusting bodily functions. rating: implausible
it's not all sunshine and ass rips, tho:
meawhile, moms be nagging, amirite?? fuck off and make the tendies, slore, your big hairy daughter's tryna to play some extremely expensive video games
but what of Brian's father?? what is the paternal influence that would result in a boy such as Brian?
wοw, sounds great. 90% is a lot, what are some other ways you take after him?
indeed, it seems while "sabrina" is busy shitting up the internet, sabrina senior shits up the house irl !!
this really paints a (earth-toned) picture of his our boy's upbringing. but why is mom such a bitch about it? do your job, woman.
if only our heroine could move out... but that's crazy talk. who'd cook for brian then? and anyway "rent" is just money that could go to coom addiction and gaming.
So, we close the curtain on this domestic tableau. Brian the lesbian system playing COD in the bedroom, his brother gazing blankly at Twitch in the living room, dad shitting up and down the halls like a hue-adjusted Slimer while mom screams, and screams, and screams... good night, Hughes family, it's been a lovely visit.