Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[CWCissey]

Where's the fucking game

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There's no real difference between being a feminist or a space feminist John, you'll still have your head up Uranus.

 

[VLAD]

Tango down.

 

[Count groudon]

Tango down.

We finally did it commander. It took us two long years, but in the end your promise to bring Wu down has (sorta) come true. If only you could be here to see it.

 

[soliloquyR]

So, Kiwis. One may remember a few months ago, we were on the cusp of getting the Wu equivalent of the Autism Papers - proof of Brianna Wu's name change. That didn't pan out, because the clerk's office appeared to have lost it, though there was some suspicion that Wu had something to do with it.

Well, I'm pleased to announce that despite that drawback, you guys are about to get the evidence we so sought anyway, because as of today, we now have full information on Brianna Wu's history courtesy of a basic background check. I've cut out some of the stuff regarding her addreses, phone numbers, and similar documentations, and instead focused on the more interesting (to us) facts revealed by this info dump.

TL;DR: This cements with concrete evidence that Brianna Wu is John Flynt, and does so comprehensively, whilst dragging one of Wu's memes about her hobbies into the street and having it shot with an Airsoft Desert Eagle.

Break out some fitting music, kick back, and enjoy the mass destruction of Wu's entire narrative structure in a battery of images hidden nicely below a spoiler tag.

Spoiler: Prepare for Butthurt Edition

Let's start with the big one.

This one establishes that Socially Unconscious Productions is linked to Giant Spacekat as a "Corporate Affiliate." I have not censored the address here because it's Wu's business address and the same one that was listed on the Giant Spacekat website and was shown in Wu's own video in which she destroys Frank Wu's car.

We also have Brianna Wu (and John Flynt's) Voter registration records, establishing the name change and that Brianna Is, Indeed, John Flynt:

Next up, purely because I want to grind Wu's narrative into the dirt until it cries, we also have the fact that Wu has neither a Driver's License nor a Vehicle Registration:

So Brianna, having fun riding that motorcycle that isn't registered to you and you don't have a license to ride?

Oh fuck, when this info is spread, there's gonna be a mass SURPLUS of salt for the farms that'll last years!

 

[HickoryDickory]

Thus, like ADF, another cow is unable to ride a bike... Except Wu can't blame it in her ladyballs.

I kind of hope this spurns her to make Frank take photos of her next to a dusty bike or in a showroom. That would be great.

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

Holy fucking shit.

You picked the worst day to dump super important info you retard

 

[CWCissey]

Holy fucking shit.

You picked the worst day to dump super important info you exceptional individual

I don't know. I kind of find the 'Is it an April Fools Joke or not' thing kind of fun. Especially when I imagine Johnny snarling at the screen desperately trying to work out the same thing.

 

[Quasar]

I think it is possible to get a motorcycle liscense and not a drivers liscense, you just need a permit to get that. That being said I'm sure it's still show up if she had one.

No, in the US, a regular driver's license is required to ride a motorcycle legally. The motorcycle license is actually just an additional endorsement attached to the regular driver's license, in much the same manner as an endorsement for driving commercial vehicles. The tests for the motorcycle endorsement (that I have seen, in any case) don't even include basic rules of the road, only motorcycle specific items.

I believe in some countries, you are able to get a separate license for motorcycles and/or scooters, but this is not the case in the US. In some states, you are able to ride small scooters (<50cc or so) without a license as long as they are unable to go over a certain speed, generally about 40mph, but the bike pictured with WU (a GSXR600, if I recall correctly), definitely would require a license.

 

[CervixHammer]

I don't know. I kind of find the 'Is it an April Fools Joke or not' thing kind of fun. Especially when I imagine Johnny snarling at the screen desperately trying to work out the same thing.

considering he just went "mmhmm yeah" to the "Milo has 44 interns write his articles for him" thing, I don't think there's any "wondering if this is a joke" part of xir thought process

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[女鬼]

She sounds contemptuous of community college. She still remains a rich elitist at heart under all that progressive posturing.

CC is where John Flynt would've ended up if rich white Daddy Flynt hadn't gotten him all these legacy admissions, though.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Another missed deadline to the list.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

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She sounds contemtuous of community college. She still remains a rich elitist at heart under all that progressive posturing.

CC is where John Flynt would've ended up if rich white Daddy Flynt hadn't gotten him all these legacy admissions, though.

No, it's totally fair for her to shit on community college students. Like, all they can get if they don't transfer after two years is an associates.
And shit, can you imagine the kind of drooling mong who, say, didn't even end up with an associates?
Sure is lucky she graduated, otherwise she would literally be attempting to condescend to her betters.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So should we wait to leak this out on Twitter until tomorrow so idiots claim "April fool's" as a means of discrediting it?

 

[Cynical]

So should we wait to leak this out on Twitter until tomorrow so idiots claim "April fool's" as a means of discrediting it?

I say leak it today. Wu panics, everyone assumes he's taking a joke too seriously, and by the time everyone realizes he's serious, we get to see a tranny chimp out.

Best part is that some people will assume Wu's joking about being mad and won't take him seriously when he tard rages.

 

[DragoonSierra]

You didn't have to go very far out on that limb.

"I'm starting to wonder if this game was developed by the Ferengi." From a review of this money-sucking game.

Im still super salty about Marvel: Contest of Champions raking in 5.5 mil and ensuring that another Marvel vs Capcom will never be made ever again, while at the same time ripping super moves directly from Street Fighter IV and V.

So, Kiwis. One may remember a few months ago, we were on the cusp of getting the Wu equivalent of the Autism Papers - proof of Brianna Wu's name change. That didn't pan out, because the clerk's office appeared to have lost it, though there was some suspicion that Wu had something to do with it.

Well, I'm pleased to announce that despite that drawback, you guys are about to get the evidence we so sought anyway, because as of today, we now have full information on Brianna Wu's history courtesy of a basic background check. I've cut out some of the stuff regarding her addreses, phone numbers, and similar documentations, and instead focused on the more interesting (to us) facts revealed by this info dump.

TL;DR: This cements with concrete evidence that Brianna Wu is John Flynt, and does so comprehensively, whilst dragging one of Wu's memes about her hobbies into the street and having it shot with an Airsoft Desert Eagle.

Break out some fitting music, kick back, and enjoy the mass destruction of Wu's entire narrative structure in a battery of images hidden nicely below a spoiler tag.

Spoiler: Prepare for Butthurt Edition

Let's start with the big one.

This one establishes that Socially Unconscious Productions is linked to Giant Spacekat as a "Corporate Affiliate." I have not censored the address here because it's Wu's business address and the same one that was listed on the Giant Spacekat website and was shown in Wu's own video in which she destroys Frank Wu's car.

We also have Brianna Wu (and John Flynt's) Voter registration records, establishing the name change and that Brianna Is, Indeed, John Flynt:

Next up, purely because I want to grind Wu's narrative into the dirt until it cries, we also have the fact that Wu has neither a Driver's License nor a Vehicle Registration:

So Brianna, having fun riding that motorcycle that isn't registered to you and you don't have a license to ride?

I still want a copy of the restraining order. Is that included in the background check?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I say leak it today. Wu panics, everyone assumes he's taking a joke too seriously, and by the time everyone realizes he's serious, we get to see a tranny chimp out.

Best part is that some people will assume Wu's joking about being mad and won't take him seriously when he tard rages.

Fair point. I shall join everyone in waiting for the chimpout then.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

@Jaimas, you magnificent bastard. You're doing godbears work.

How much you wanna bet John is going to claim this (publically available) Info was stolen or acquired by shady practices? How much you wanna bet his balllickers will eat that shit up?
Still, it'll be glorious to see Flunky Flynt get this shit shoved down his throat.

 

[Jaimas]

Im still super salty about Marvel: Contest of Champions raking in 5.5 mil and ensuring that another Marvel vs Capcom will never be made ever again, while at the same time ripping super moves directly from Street Fighter IV and V.

I still want a copy of the restraining order. Is that included in the background check?

No. What we did find is that Wu has a single traffic violation which isn't worth noting.

Holy fucking shit.

You picked the worst day to dump super important info you exceptional individual

Letting Cynical cover this:

I say leak it today. Wu panics, everyone assumes he's taking a joke too seriously, and by the time everyone realizes he's serious, we get to see a tranny chimp out.

Best part is that some people will assume Wu's joking about being mad and won't take him seriously when he tard rages.

I wanted to slow Wu's response to this. No better way than the timing.

So should we wait to leak this out on Twitter until tomorrow so idiots claim "April fool's" as a means of discrediting it?

Proceed.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Guys I logged onto Steam just now and it looks like Rev60 was actually quietly released last night.























No but seriously who would believe that shit. Instead John continued to stroke his hateboner against the notorious hacker called 4chan.

 

[CervixHammer]

What we did find is that Wu has a single traffic violation which isn't worth noting.

there's probably a halfway decent "women drivers" joke in there somewhere.