Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Comanche girls werel never trained to be hunters or warriors. They were typically married and pumping out babies by age 12. No Comanche male over the age of 10 was going to take orders from a woman or follow her into battle. And the idea of a female child standing up to the tribal elders and successfully demanding to be trained as a warrior is insane; she'd have been slapped into a coma and sent back to her mother for more training in women's work.

John criticizes the original Predator as being a comical fantasy of the Reagan years. But Prey is even more laughable, imposing grossly ahistorical woke delusions on a tribe of relentlessly brutal, nomadic savages who used women as baby-making slaves.

I have to say that after reading that take on Predator, I actually understand John's Big Snip a little better, because anyone who could sincerely believe that analysis of Predator is an abject failure as a man. Failure as a man, mockery of a woman, John's best self truly is a sexless hobgoblin latching on to a gay Celestial paypig until he finally succumbs to gangrene or the 41%.
 
Comanche girls werel never trained to be hunters or warriors. They were typically married and pumping out babies by age 12. No Comanche male over the age of 10 was going to take orders from a woman or follow her into battle. And the idea of a female child standing up to the tribal elders and successfully demanding to be trained as a warrior is insane; she'd have been slapped into a coma and sent back to her mother for more training in women's work.

John criticizes the original Predator as being a comical fantasy of the Reagan years. But Prey is even more laughable, imposing grossly ahistorical woke delusions on a tribe of relentlessly brutal, nomadic savages who used women as baby-making slaves.

Yeah, the Comanche life was so hard they constantly kidnapping (both children & women to impregnate) and adopting to try to keep their numbers up. Women were baby machines and little else.

Again, totally believable that Predators would hunt Comanche/Comanche would be one the tribes I'd give better odds of fighting space alien trophy hunters, but zero chance that a comanche woman would have any experience doing more than taking dick/being pregnant/raising kids/doing the house work.
 
John I hear you, what the hell are we supposed to do now with one less TV show to watch all day?

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Yeah, the Comanche life was so hard they constantly kidnapping (both children & women to impregnate) and adopting to try to keep their numbers up. Women were baby machines and little else.

Again, totally believable that Predators would hunt Comanche/Comanche would be one the tribes I'd give better odds of fighting space alien trophy hunters, but zero chance that a comanche woman would have any experience doing more than taking dick/being pregnant/raising kids/doing the house work.

I really enjoyed Prey. Though to be fair, I’m not looking for historical accuracy in a movie about alien trophy hunters.
 
I really enjoyed Prey. Though to be fair, I’m not looking for historical accuracy in a movie about alien trophy hunters.

I blame modern politics injection for being able to hear all the dogwhistles they kept blasting.

-Who is best? Stronk Woman of course.
- Comanches electing war leaders. Lol. No, a comanche war leader was a guy who said "I'm going to go fuck some shit up" and convinced some people to come with them. There was no 'election' and leadership lasted till you got back to camp or someone else said you were fucking up and took it from you.
- Comanches totally just out being good boys and spreading the word of the Earth Spirit
- Who are the bad guys? White guys obviously.
- Ignores trapped woman. Makers forgot that P2's latina got off because she was preggers, but women having uteruses is racist and sexist in current year.
- Bison Herd Skinning in 1719; the photo-op bison carnage didn't happen until the mid 1800s when there were higher (and more powerful) rate of fire weapons, basically weapons you could use from horses. Voyageurs wouldn't have killed more than they could have carried and would have been processing the bison down into travel rations for the trip back.
Again, alien trophy hunter movie except these are just more anti-white "can you believe how much white people rape the enviroment unlike the native americans and chinese?" stereotypes while the goddamn Comanches are shown as progressives. At least do something believable like Mongols if you're pitching Stronk Women.

Only good points of the movie was they didn't take five minutes to explain how Chunkith is Two-Spirit and how much that is respected by the tribe and the implication she gets wrecked in couple days by Yautja Jim Corbett.

You just chilling out, murdering babies, hacking off guy's limbs and then putting them belly down over a smoldering fire to slowly and painfully die while you and the boys laugh at his screams. Only to have some technologically advanced beings from far away show up, kill you, steal your shit (that you stole), and 300 years later, just give it over to some nigger.
....Actually I have changed my mind, clearly Prey is the most historically relevant allegorical film since Birth of a Nation.
Based & Phosphorus Pilled.

It's getting a ton of praise over the "respectful" take on Comanche native culture, lmao
Pretty much this.
 
John I hear you, what the hell are we supposed to do now with one less TV show to watch all day?

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Ever read To Your Scttered Bodies Go there Johnnie?
Farmer pulled it off over the Riverworld series, there's all kinds of issue to explore, political, philosophical, quasi-religious with stakes bigger than the self

but someone has to write something more than "gurlz rool, boiz drewl", so you wouldn't be too interested anyway
 
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Weren't there a bunch of white Comanches? And black Comanches? And spic Comanches?

There were a fair number of whites/blacks, more than many tribes; depending on when you met the Comanches, there was a good chance of getting adopted if the guy leading the raid took a liking to you - because you could fight/ride/shoot or he just had good feeling about you. If they were attacking a village, and it looked like you were also looking to attack a village, they would usually suggest a team-up. This acceptance of outsiders deemed worthy was a survival necessity. The Comanches didn't farm and didn't even really hunt, they mainly raided their surrounding tribes. This plus a highly mobile life gave them a very high mortality rate, one that was impossible to replace through just reproduction.

(The Comanche and Kiowa for some reason really got along. For most plains Indians, the appearance of a band of riders from another tribe meant war. When the Comanche rode to the Kiowa, it meant the Comanche were recruiting; when the Kiowa rode into the Comanche territory, it meant they were looking for a raiding party to join.)

The Spics are a little more nebulous. There was a Spanish Governor who won the Comanche's respect (and a temporary truce) by out-fighting them in the 1600s. There was about one hundred years after where there was frequent peaceful contact between the Spanish - as well as Spainish-aligned tribes and tons of Conquistador mestizo offspring - that gave a good number of tex-mex hispanics Comanche blood.
Especially as Mexico fell into chaos due to the French, a lot of tex-mex Bandits called themselves Comanche: either because they had actual comanche descent (or some indian tribe and just said comanche), they were merely trading on the Comanche name, or because they had participated in a raid with the Comanche.
 
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There were a fair number of whites/blacks, more than many tribes; depending on when you met the Comanches, there was a good chance of getting adopted if the guy leading the raid took a liking to you - because you could fight/ride/shoot or he just had good feeling about you. If they were attacking a village, and it looked like you were also looking to attack a village, they would usually suggest a team-up. This acceptance of outsiders deemed worthy was a survival necessity. The Comanches didn't farm and didn't even really hunt, they mainly raided their surrounding tribes.

(The Comanche and Kiowa for some reason really got along. For most plains Indians, the appearance of a band of riders from another tribe meant war. When the Comanche rode to the Kiowa, it meant the Comanche were recruiting; when the Kiowa rode into the Comanche territory, it meant they were looking for a raiding party to join.)

The Spics are a little more nebulous. There was a Spanish Governor who won the Comanche's respect (and a temporary truce) by out-fighting them in the 1600s. There was about one hundred years after where there was frequent peaceful contact between the Spanish - as well as Spainish-aligned tribes and tons of Conquistador mestizo offspring - that gave a good number of tex-mex hispanics Comanche blood.
Especially as Mexico fell into chaos due to the French, a lot of tex-mex Bandits called themselves Comanche: either because they had actual comanche descent, they were merely trading on the Comanche name, or because they had participated in a raid with the Comanche.
Knew I wasn't having a boomer moment. Fucking Comanches had more in common with mercenary companies from the middle ages than whitey fantasies about noble savages.
 
I mean, yes, Predator does comment on macho stereotypes. That’s the point. We have to see that these guys are the toughest of the tough. That’s how we know the Predator is a fearsome adversary.
Predator like Conan have always been funny. They're not comedies but there's a lot of awesome humor to take from the, it's why so many memes were made about those movies.
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So the baby's mother and father are both going to die while giving birth. Those OB/GYNs should have picked a different specialty.
He's of course being racist and talking about black children who never had fathers.
 
Knew I wasn't having a boomer moment. Fucking Comanches had more in common with mercenary companies from the middle ages than whitey fantasies about noble savages.

The Comanches weren't noble, ever.
Before horses came around, they were bark-eating troglodytes who lived in the mountains. The reason they hate the Sioux (and many of the other plains tribes) so much is the Sioux would hunt & kill them (because they would steal things - skins, food, women - when the sioux camped too close to the mountains). The Sioux legends shit on the early comanche as being beneath bears and too stupid to figure out bows on their own - if north america had had non-human primates they would have called them below monkeys. They were pretty much Neanderthals.

For whatever reason, then the comanche encountered horses, they had an almost instinctual connection with the animals. They could break a wild horse in hours, and were able to ride and do things from horse back that no one else could. No longer confined to the mountains they were chased into, they could go out and get revenge on the Sioux. Which they did.

For reason I won't get into, the introduction of the horse made Indians extremely fucked up and violent.

All the plains tribes would torture captives in all sorts of fucked up ways, but the Comanche were especially fucked up in the things they'd do if they decided today was torture captives day.

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I mean, yes, Predator does comment on macho stereotypes. That’s the point. We have to see that these guys are the toughest of the tough. That’s how we know the Predator is a fearsome adversary.

All the Arnold commando typical action sequences that opened the film are also brilliant way to get a larger audience than you might garner with a horror/monster flick. The biggest sin of Prey is fundamentally not understanding what the Predator is. The Predator in Prey acts more like a Terminator with the amount of poor decisions it makes while "hunting". In reality, the film makers wanted visceral action sequences, something the first movie accomplished with the first thirty or so minutes with the hostage rescue that was devoid of the Predator, save for the space ship intro which was tacked on after the fact because the producers thought audiences would get confused otherwise.
 
At least do something believable like Mongols if you're pitching Stronk Women.
Predator vs. Mongols would be p cool, ngl.

The crime is misgendering and the punishment is death, John.

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John should start making his own Dark Brandon memes for Rebellion PAC, don't let the deputy press secretary for the President have all the fun with this based and hilarious anti-fascist meme:
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Predator vs. Mongols would be p cool, ngl.

I'd dig it. Plus excuse for throat singing. You can at least make a case for some Mongol women rising to have power. Comanche women, especially in the 1700s, were baby factories.

Fuck, you could even just make up your own original indian tribe (do not steal) who gets trophied to extinction after your film. Just don't try to rehab the Plains Nazis.
 
The Mongols rather unique tactics would also seem like a semi-plausible thing for the Predator to not be prepared for. Really, horseback combat should be an advantage for many Indian tribes too. Vehicles would be understandable to a Predator but prey on other prey would be stranger especially given how it would read body heat wise.
 
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