Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Okay, first off, "A giant insurance check," for what looked to be a half decade old Accord? Troon, please.

And a panty melter Civic? Everyone knows if you want to be one of the hip faggots in New England, you must buy a Subaru. Also, very strange that a true and honest woman is immune to the lure of an SUV, especially one with dogs.

We need a "Troon, please" rating for this thread. Maybe the pic could be a tiny version of that crazy too-much-blush face from I Ruined The Internet For Everyone? Just a thought.

 

[Breakfast 4 Dinner]

Wu really understands the whole Kaepernick situation better than anyone, even though he can't spell the name right. Even hashtagged it and everything.

 

[Buck Strickland]

i cant see john riding a cbr without killing himself

 

[Darndirty]

Wu really understands the whole Kaepernick situation better than anyone, even though he can't spell the name right. Even hashtagged it and everything.

Can't the police speak their minds too? Or do pigs not have rights?

Also in regards to his bike I find it hard to believe he actually drives it, only because there would be dozens of pictures tweeted. Every pic has been stationary. I think she just likes spending Franks money.

 

[defjam]

"Do you know who I am this screaming Asian faggot standing next to me is???"

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I mean, you don't do anything for a living, John.

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the salesman was probably distracted by the mongolian troll being lead around by a gangly tranny

 

[Cynical]

Like clockwork, Wu is boosting himself back up:

447
patrons

$1,670
per month

 

[Quasar]

To hear Wu tell it, everywhere she goes people are gigantic dicks to her.

Then you realise that the common factor in all these interactions is Brianna Wu, and it all makes sense.

They say that if the first person you meet in a day is an asshole, then you probably just met an asshole. If everyone you meet during the day is an asshole, then you're probably the asshole

Hoo boy...Wu car shopping.

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Of course Wu's CBR is dependable. If all it's expected to do is sit in a garage and be rolled out once every couple of years for a photo, how could it fail?

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

she sees some other fucko doing it and getting paid and is emulating them to try to get ad money

I really think someone might have reached out to her and kicked her some sort of social media deal. Check this out. (really click it, it's interesting)

Spoiler: Blue Apron Team"

Racial Demographics New York, New York:

So there you have it they deliberately put women in the front of their speckled army of mostly white bros. Let's make sure the people on the net can see the whole black lady. It's possible that asian women are overrepresented because it was difficult to find any other ethnicity of female engineer in great numbers.
Why is there barely any diversity in the men? I have no idea on that one but I'm not able to think of a single reason that's not racist or sexist against women and minorities.

I looked at some other group photos of offices because it dawned on me that shorter women might go in the front. I never saw any other images where the cutoff was so drastic. Google showed their ski trip as a related image

Spoiler

See it's different when it's not the official group photo, as a matter of fact if you look closely you can see a bunch of short men and women who are mixed into the back on the official office pic so it wasn't all that important to them to make sure everyone was in the pic. So yeah blue apron might have some del harvey's or whatever who direct favors to the rat kings and other similar people.

Goofy identity politics aside it does look like a good workplace at least.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Don't do this, John. Please don't do this.

 

[Kosher Dill]

There are even more possible Pokemon fights than Revolution 60 endings!

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Don't do this, John. Please don't do this.

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I'm now slightly interested to see how badly Brianna fucks up the math on this.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Don't do this, John. Please don't do this.

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yes wu, multiplying a large number with another large number gives you a bigger large number

gold star

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Don't do this, John. Please don't do this.

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Too late.

 

[Tame Sake]

what the fuck do berries have to do with it when half of them do fuck all in battle?

 

[tepid]

Too late.
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How utterly meaningless, I honestly can't tell if she's trying to sound smart and make pokemon sound deep or if she's being an intentional dumbass to try and bait some gamers to harass her.

 

[Tame Sake]

How utterly meaningless, I honestly can't tell if she's trying to sound smart and make pokemon sound deep or if she's being an intentional dumbass to try and bait some gamers to harass her.

Yes

 

[Arcanine]

How utterly meaningless, I honestly can't tell if she's trying to sound smart and make pokemon sound deep or if she's being an intentional dumbass to try and bait some gamers to harass her.

My best guess is she was trying to brute force a battle matchup table when considering all variables in the game, which is incredibly dumb. It's the kind of thing you'd think about for about 10 seconds, realise is a monumentally huge task, then forget about. The last thing you'd do is brag about it on twitter, since its about as feasible and practical as counting grains of sand on a beach.

 

[Optimus Prime]

My best guess is she was trying to brute force a battle matchup table when considering all variables in the game, which is incredibly dumb. It's the kind of thing you'd think about for about 10 seconds, realise is a monumentally huge task, then forget about. The last thing you'd do is brag about it on twitter, since its about as feasible and practical as counting grains of sand on a beach.

I didn't even fucking really understand shit like the difference between ATK and SP. ATK, I just brute forced raw power through all the games to ultimately win after factoring in type weaknesses.

But holy fucking goddamn the worst is that insane gimmick challenge room in Pokemon Emerald where the pokemon choose their own moves in battle and my level 79 Blaziken somehow always was either 'is incapable of using its power' or punched itself in the face. Fucking pissed me to no end because the game really didn't help you understand how exactly you were supposed to win there. Wu would be apoplectic though since it involves mechanics that could not be altered on existing pokemon whatsoever.

 

[FatNero]

I didn't even fucking really understand shit like the difference between ATK and SP. ATK, I just brute forced raw power through all the games to ultimately win after factoring in type weaknesses.

But holy fucking goddamn the worst is that insane gimmick challenge room in Pokemon Emerald where the pokemon choose their own moves in battle and my level 79 Blaziken somehow always was either 'is incapable of using its power' or punched itself in the face. Fucking pissed me to no end because the game really didn't help you understand how exactly you were supposed to win there. Wu would be apoplectic though since it involves mechanics that could not be altered on existing pokemon whatsoever.

Brianna?

 

[Elbe]

Goofy identity politics aside it does look like a good workplace at least.

Blue Apron (Wu Apron?) keep all the dark-skinned folks out of sight in the warehouse under the euphemism 'fulfilment team'

Seriously....

https://www.glassdoor.co.uk/Photos/Blue-Apron-Office-Photos-IMG387509.htm?countryRedirect=true