Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Tragi-Chan]

Listen up apes, it's time for professor BriBri's literature class.

View attachment 6213109View attachment 6213110

That "there's barely any world building" absolutely slays me. I think this must be what doing all your "reading" through audiobooks does to you, Wu is completely incapable of noticing anything in a text that isn't bluntly hammered home in the most obvious way possible.

One scene that always sticks with me from Starship Troopers is where the Juan and co. have a liberty and they go to Seattle where they're jumped by some merchant marines, who are civilians and sore about it. The civilians get the shit kicked out of them and are unconscious and bleeding on the pavement when the police arrive. The police then encourage the strangers in uniform who have just beaten up half a dozen locals to press charges without any investigation and it is hinted that a civilian assaulting a citizen is a more serious class of crime than a common assault. No world building indeed.

Starship Troopers does very much describe a fascist society, one so over the top that it has inspired a debate as to whether it's a work of satire rather than just a polemic by an old and crotchety author who was mad at the kids on his lawn.

Wu is an idiot who can't read but, hey, at least she's learned how to spell Heinlein at last.

It’s just a shame that he didn’t learn how to spell “fascism.”

 

[AnOminous]

At the risk of dragging the thread completely off topic, it's not. Active military service members are barred from civic participation in the Starship Troopers world.

It's the closest analogy since there really isn't an identical system, since it's full citizenship only for veterans, but that isn't fascism.

It’s just a shame that he didn’t learn how to spell “fascism.”

How many times has this stupid gangling fuck had to overrule his spellchecker to misspell this word for 10+ years?

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Another lecture about how super duper important Banana Wu is. Of course there is no serious or credible evidence of John's "public policy work" because as John acknowledges, he moves in ultra mega top secret "back channels."

 

[Mikoyan]

Another lecture about how super duper important Banana Wu is. Of course there is no serious or credible evidence of John's "public policy work" because as John acknowledges, he moves in ultra mega top secret "back channels."

View attachment 6215690

Legitimately waiting for the detrans/MAGA grift arc.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Legitimately waiting for the detrans/MAGA grift arc.

He has gone full coconut head after swearing he was ride or die for Biden.

Has John even been right about anything?

Manchin considering rejoining Democratic Party to challenge Harris

Joe Manchin considering presidential bid, aide says

Some people want Joe Manchin to re-register as a Democrat and run for president

Joe Manchin Weighing Re-Registering As A Democrat To Run For 2024 Nomination

Even worse for John, the Joe and Kamala switcheroo is probably illegal in multiple states.

"Just hours before President Joe Biden announced he was stepping down from the 2024 race, House Speaker Mike Johnson said Sunday that such a move might lead to legal challenges. Johnson, R-La., told ABC "This Week" co-anchor Martha Raddatz that it would not be possible for some states to switch out Biden for another candidate ahead of the presidential election in November.
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/joe-biden-dropped/story?id=112143875

"So, it would be wrong, and I think unlawful, in accordance to some of these states' rules for a handful of people to go in a back room and switch it out because they're, they don't like the candidate any longer. That's not how this is supposed to work. So I think they would run into some legal impediments in at least a few of these jurisdictions," he told Raddatz.

"I think there'll be a compelling case to be made that that shouldn't happen, and so I think they've got legal trouble. If that's their intention, and that's their plan. So we'll see how it plays out," he continued."

Replacing Biden on ticket would be 'unlawful' in some states, Johnson claims. Experts disagree.

She is under water in the polls, but you o ahead and run with that John!

But you really can't John. She has a fucking 36% approval rating.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

John is in DC today to be an overpaid useless talking head to fill time on TV until real news happens:

Just a quick 15 mile run the day before supposedly life threatening surgery:

Wow! John can run and tweet at the same time! What an athlete!

 

[GrammaNazi]

https://runninglevel.com/running-times/half-marathon-times

John's 15 mile run is slightly longer than a half marathon, which is 13.1 miles. Average times are in the 2 hour range for the majority of runners. It will be interesting to see what he squawks about on X for the next 2 hours. You know, when he should be running.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Somene should inspect John's hard drive.

Ironically, this tweet came from a deluded cross dressing Twitter moron.

 

[break these cuffs]

John is right. They need to lean into Kamala putting black men in prison on petty drug charges to pull votes away from Trump. I'm not sure anyone knows her policy positions on anything else beyond that.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

https://runninglevel.com/running-times/half-marathon-times

John's 15 mile run is slightly longer than a half marathon, which is 13.1 miles. Average times are in the 2 hour range for the majority of runners. It will be interesting to see what he squawks about on X for the next 2 hours. You know, when he should be running.

Tell us John, was this before of after the 3,000 ab crunches and the 900 pound bench press?

 

[King Dead]

John is right. They need to lean into Kamala putting black men in prison on petty drug charges to pull votes away from Trump. I'm not sure anyone knows her policy positions on anything else beyond that.

Don't forget her human decency of keeping them in jail to abuse them for free labor! Truly, this is the empathetic candidate we can all get behind.

The only true thing John said in that ramble was that focusing on identity politics ("she'd be the first black* woman president!") is indeed cringe.

https://runninglevel.com/running-times/half-marathon-times

John's 15 mile run is slightly longer than a half marathon, which is 13.1 miles. Average times are in the 2 hour range for the majority of runners. It will be interesting to see what he squawks about on X for the next 2 hours. You know, when he should be running.

John has claimed to run several miles basically every single day for years now, but his physique obviously doesn't bear that out. He's not a tub of lard by any means, but anyone who runs as much as John claims to wouldn't have the gut he was pictured with while he was campaigning, and probably still has now (note how his only appearances of late have been headshots while he sits at his computer with filters on). On top of that, fucking with his hormones like he has is likely not doing his bones or joints any favors, further reducing the likelihood of his actually running every day.

I don't think it's possible to check someone's Peloton account details anymore, but from what I recall when I was still able to, he hardly used it much at all. Not to say he couldn't run without it, but you'd think that with how much he was praising them, he'd be using their services exclusively for exercise.

 

[fuckidunno]

Another lecture about how super duper important Banana Wu is. Of course there is no serious or credible evidence of John's "public policy work" because as John acknowledges, he moves in ultra mega top secret "back channels."

hmm, so John learned all about the non-twitties losing a bid at office.
what year was that john?
..cause last year you were THIS plugged in with Joe IRL


yep, those failed election attempt really got him grounded with the man on the street

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Let me understand this. According to John, the only acceptable way to fix his family relationship is for everyone else to play along with his delusions. It is absolutely unaccpetable to John for him to have to give a little, make some changes, accomodate, or get legitimate science based treatment for the mental disorder that is driving his woman face fantasy.

 

[AnOminous]

Another lecture about how super duper important Banana Wu is. Of course there is no serious or credible evidence of John's "public policy work" because as John acknowledges, he moves in ultra mega top secret "back channels."

"I'm not the same woman I was during GooberGrape."

No, but you're the same MAN!

I'm the woman. . .

I'm the woman. . .

I'm the Wu-man. . .

No you aren't, you're a fucking MAN, quit LYING!

 

[stupid frog]

Let me understand this. According to John, the only acceptable way to fix his family relationship is for everyone else to play along with his delusions. It is absolutely unaccpetable to John for him to have to give a little, make some changes, accomodate, or get legitimate science based treatment for the mental disorder that is driving his woman face fantasy.

View attachment 6222810

Came out as what? Aren't you supposed to be a straight cis woman?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

John is in DC today to be an overpaid useless talking head to fill time on TV until real news happens:
View attachment 6219524
Just a quick 15 mile run the day before supposedly life threatening surgery:
View attachment 6219516

Two things:
1. John went to DC for this, "we'll just remote you in" "no, Frank's paying for me to fly in" but then hints that he's really there for surgery? What?
2. All kinds of people get up before 7AM so they can run and be in at work at 7AM. Nobody in politics actually needs to be up at any time. Politics is stupid and nothing important happens ever.

Wow! John can run and tweet at the same time! What an athlete!
View attachment 6219519

Talking about himself again.

 

[Something Awful]

https://x.com/BriannaWu/status/1815431018612224070 (a)

Spoiler: large

Did he misread that tweet as "I want to look like a corpse"? It's a rare dual Lovecraftian look, by which I mean John looks both like H.P. Lovecraft and an eldritch abomination.

Wow! John can run and tweet at the same time! What an athlete!

He wrote this tweet 40 minutes into his half-marathon run. Amazing ability to multitask.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Let me understand this. According to John, the only acceptable way to fix his family relationship is for everyone else to play along with his delusions. It is absolutely unaccpetable to John for him to have to give a little, make some changes, accomodate, or get legitimate science based treatment for the mental disorder that is driving his woman face fantasy.

I mean, according to John, he’s a cis woman who got disowned forever for going on a couple of dates with another cis woman in college. Given that he’s married, he could just say “I’m straight now.” He really didn’t think this lie through, because he’s not very bright.

Still, I like how he acts like he’s being noble and forgiving by not posting his parents’ details. “Say, Mr and Mrs Flynt, what happened to your son John?”

 

[thediad]

View attachment 6223706

https://x.com/BriannaWu/status/1815431018612224070 (a)

Spoiler: large

View attachment 6223709

View attachment 6223708


Did he misread that tweet as "I want to look like a corpse"? It's a rare dual Lovecraftian look, by which I mean John looks both like H.P. Lovecraft and an eldritch abomination.


He wrote this tweet 40 minutes into his half-marathon run. Amazing ability to multitask.

View attachment 6223821

Bitch looks like they tried to photocopy their face.

I find it funny John has been trying to act like he's waking up to all the bullshit in the trans community (odd thing for a cis woman to focus on but ok) but as soon as Biden stepped down and endorsed Kamala suddenly he's all like "WE CAN WEEN!" Who the fuck do you think has been pushing all those policies you're speaking out against, dipshit?

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

"Here's how I look this good: Lie. Lie until it hurts. Lie with filters and facetune and probably have AIDS"