Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[David_cadbury]

A lot of stuff to go through. It's been said many time in this thread, but what a time to be alive!

Only thing I could feasibly see Bri doing after this debacle is over is being cast as herself in a B movie (a la Troma). I am torn though, because but I think she lacks the self awareness but not the narcissism.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Is this the first time John's received widespread negative attention from mainstream outlets? I figured anything bothering to mention him outside of pro-GG blogs would be fluffpieces.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Spoiler: YouTube search

 

[Jaimas]

Is this the first time John's received widespread negative attention from mainstream outlets? I figured anything bothering to mention him outside of pro-GG blogs would be fluffpieces.

First one was her disastrous first appearance on the Huffington Post:

Second was her even-more disastrous appearance on the David Pakman show:

After this, Wu never appeared on any outlet that wasn't willing to absolutely suck her girldick.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

As much as we are enjoying this, we should perhaps have a brief moment of silence for Frank, who is no doubt trapped in a vortex of thrown iPads and impotent rage right now

 

[CWCissey]

Off into outer space you go John Flynt,
We wish you bon voyage.
And when you get there we will laugh at you again,
And still you'll know nothing at all.
See all the blunders that you leave behind,
The blunders humble people own..

 

[Florence]

Ground Control to Major John
Ground Control to Major John
Take your hormone pills
And put your gutbelt on

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Just when I thought this thread was getting stale this happens. God bless.

 

[Caddchef]

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a moon rock strike,
No escape from reality.

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see (MOON ROCKS),
I'm just a poor boy girl (honest), I need your sympathy patronbux,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
I'm a little high, my husband is a little low,
Any way the wind blows spacerocks fall doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mama, just killed a city,
Put a moon rock against xr head,
Pulled my trigger, now xrs dead.
Mama, life my congressional campaign had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Etc.

Brianna, if you need a themesong for your campaign pm me and i'll finish it.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Spoiler: Someone please make me stop!

 

[Caddchef]

Spoiler: Someone please make me stop!

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Never stop.

 

[Positron]

Blue Moon
You saw me hurling a stone
Craved from your pockmarked face
Toward what was once my home

Blue Moon
The Earth has nothing I care for
My manhood's gone and is no more
This is what they must pay for

 

[HarblMcDavid]

It took some digging because archive.is has one of the less useful search functions, but without further ado, here's the archive for his since deleted self-own:

https://archive.is/BMPDu

Here's a couple more that went the way of the dodo in the ensuing "delete everything":

https://archive.is/ThfYN
https://archive.is/NxkGL

 

[Chad5⋅5]

Some people call me the space ladyboy
Some people call me the cancer of manlove, yeah
Some people walking round calling me John
'Cause I speak of the pompitous of manlove

I question the point of deleting everything at this stage. It blew up so quick and so fast, it might as well still be there.

 

[Florence]

I see a bad moon a-snarling
I see boulders on the way
I see explosions and nukin'
I see moon rocks today

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

654 Lowell Street
Lexington, MA 02420?

Good god, I didn't realise John was LITERALLY white trailer park trash....

 

[captn_kettle]

There was a young man from massachusetts,
Who was prone to getting into infamous Wu fits,
First lopped off his cock,
Then triggered by moon rock,
Now when going for a piss he's the one who sits.

 

[Florence]

When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's a moron

 

[Chad5⋅5]

Fly me to the moon
Let me drop rocks among the stars
Let me see what corporate terrorism is like on
A-Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my testosterone gland
In other words, baby, diss me

 

[Furina]

I honestly cannot stop laughing at how this whole thing has exploded in Brianna's face. Of all the stupid things Brianna has said, of all her lies, half-truths, deceptions and generally bullshittery, this is what gets her! Science fiction!

The poll was right. "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John is truly the best John.