Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[The Great Citracett]

 

[The Flynt's Stones]

This was exactly what I was trying to do yesterday, but I didn't have the technical skill, talent or creativity to pull it off. Bravo good xir.

Damn, you even got Musk in there.

 

[Human Institute Director]

Spoiler: The Johnpocalypse

 

[DykesDykesChina]

We all know how Brianna got her moon idea. She hopes that some super-baddies will build an evil military base on it and the government will send her up in a skintight spandex suit, equipped with a space-going motorcycle, so she can pew pew the shit out of them.

 

[TheScooper]

Did I fucking miss something?

 

[Antipathy]

Did I fucking miss something?

Wu said that moon rocks are more dangerous than nukes. Everyone laughed.

 

[TheScooper]

Wu said that moon rocks are more dangerous than nukes. Everyone laughed.

I am not surprised by this.

 

[The Great Citracett]

We all know how Brianna got her moon idea. She hopes that some super-baddies will build an evil military base on it and the government will send her up in a skintight spandex suit, equipped with a space-going motorcycle, so she can pew pew the shit out of them.

This what you had in mind?

PEW! PEW!

 

[Coldgrip]

We all know how Brianna got her moon idea. She hopes that some super-baddies will build an evil military base on it and the government will send her up in a skintight spandex suit, equipped with a space-going motorcycle, so she can pew pew the shit out of them.

Given how out of touch with reality John is, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if some part of him honestly believed Rev60 was real and he's the real life Holiday.

 

[vertexwindi]

I know a good song for John when he inevitably loses that Congress position:

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Echochamber and the Troonymen:

 

[CWCissey]

Echochamber and the Troonymen:

Flynt
Posting shit on his wall
Through the snarls and shrieks
He will wait until
You give your cash to him

 

[TheImportantFart]

Since nobody's done this one yet:

 

[Male Idiot]

I see she is so well educated that she forgot about the Moon's own gravity. It is around 16% of Earth's gravity, but you just can't drop things off the moon. You need to launch them, as the Moonlander used by the US had to have rockets on it that propelled the pod of the landing module back into space.

 

[The Great Citracett]

And if you think the rich would weaponize the moon,
I'll see you on the dark side of the troon...

 

[The Flynt's Stones]

Wu said that moon rocks are more dangerous than nukes. Everyone laughed.

A mile wide rock fired from the moon travelling at mach 30 would be fucking devastating, so there is a glimmer of truth.

What Brianna failed to realise and hilariously subsequently doubled down on, was that the energy requirements to launch that amount of rock at that kind of speed are so utterly fucking ridiculous. You're basically accelerating several billion tonnes of material through the lunar escape velocity and then accelerating it further so that you can get to the earth in a reasonable timeframe and are doing so fast enough for the thick atmosphere of the Earth to not cockblock your destructive potential.

The energy spend required to do this is going to be in the region of 10^20 joules, all to do 10^15 joules of damage.
It's so phenomenally inefficient and wasteful in terms of the return that it makes Rev 60 look like a huge success.

 

[SuperSheep]

Jokes on her.

Gamergate already colonized Mars.

Oh please, if anything Mars is going to be colonized primarily by men trying to escape the ultra-feminist Earth.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I just want to say semper fi to everybody making these amazing photoshops. They're gold.

 

[Positron]

 

[The Flynt's Stones]

Sailor moon troon would be more apt (and a nice double entendre to boot).