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The only danger John presents to Lynch is causing him to laugh himself into a coma over the dumb shit he Tweets every god damn day, namely this moon rocks episode.
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I have to say I'm amazed how simple the destruction Wu has wrought for himself is.
Outside of the mildest of softball questions, we've seen any real pressure will sunder any bravado, and Wu is now a cross-political meme thanks to stupidity that has far eclipsed 'Trans Samus" in sheer idiocy.
Lynch need not even try to say a word against his opponent, they are doing a fine job taking themselves out of play.
Unfortunately, the same angle was taken by the Dems and look who ended up being President despite saying things almost on par with Wu here.
Not to mention that, as a junior Congressman, there's exactly nothing she's going to be able to do about it. She keeps making these sweeping generalizations of things she wants to do but they are either things beyond the grasp of an untenured representative or beyond the realities of the job altogether. The few times she speaks to things in her district, it's either:To be fair, Trump said things that were outrageous, but he also offered solutions to legitimate grievances in certain sectors of the American populace. Wu doesn't have that; even if she had worded her concerns about militarization of space in anything remotely resembling an intelligent manner, the average Joe doesn't give a shit about what we launch to space unless it puts food on the table.
Never mind Lynch. Wu will have a field day when a progressive Democrat with an actual sense of realpolitik skates by wherever she flounders.The only danger John presents to Lynch is causing him to laugh himself into a coma over the dumb shit he Tweets every god damn day, namely this moon rocks episode.
Bullets or moon rocks?
So what exactly IS the job Wu is trying to get here?
The year is 2032.
A rogue branch of the US Marine Corps calling itself Deagle Nation, under the command of the mysterious Commander Stryker, has built a top secret base on the Moon, with the help of Elon Musk.
They demand that all gamer girls go home, and that the world surrender to the forces of Gamergate, or they will launch moon rocks at the Earth.
Terrified, every nation is forced to submit, and buys every male citizen an Xbox 1000, and a lifetime's supply of Gamerfuel.
Gamergate has won.
And it’s all because we didn’t listen to Brianna Wu.
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Brianna, after all the whacky shit you've said over the past 3 days, you shouldn't be telling anyone to level up anything until you've worked on that intelligence score. You're doing the exact same thing as they are, and you're probably so unaware that you don't even realize it.
Wu, all your big ideas so far have been as effective as rocks thrown from the moon.