Sonichu-choo trainwreck
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I could see John forcing Frank to buy a second house to district/state hop.I hope he does find a vacated district. Because if he doesn't, the other primary candidate will just ignore him, like Stephen Lynch did. I don't believe Lynch even acknowledged John's pathetic existence. (This will not happen in Massachusetts. John would have to leave the state to find somewhere to lose while even being noticed.)
When called out, John would relate his story about how on summer vacation in X, he nearly drowned in a pool until a hot Jewish lifeguard threw him a bagel as a life ring then gave him mouth to mouth. At which time he felt reborn by mikveh in Jewish waters and that X became his new spiritual birthplace. the mouth-to-mouth confirmed he was a girl.
When someone calls him out that a lifering only works for conscious ppl so he wouldn't need mouth-to-mouth, he'll call them a bigot and say his inherent womanly wiles overwhelmed the hotju lifeguard into a sexual frenzy




















