Sonichu-choo trainwreck
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wait, isn't he actually doing that
I think he mentioned launching a substack thingy
[caveat : substack ain't twitter, so he's probably get bored of it and drift off in a month or two]
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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I think he mentioned launching a substack thingy
[caveat : substack ain't twitter, so he's probably get bored of it and drift off in a month or two]
Baggywrinkle_v2
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John didn't entertain the idea of transitioning until his parents had run out of patience with his inability to graduate or accomplish anything. He knew the money train was leaving and no longer had anything to lose.
Even though he thinks all his failures as a man were just due to dysphoria and not a lack of talent or drive, he continues to be complete failure. His only accomplishment was going to a freak convention and meeting Frank. Frank has been John's only meaningful employer, and even did most of the work John should have been doing - working on the game, handling the kickstarter, managing the fec filings, and of course paying for everything. And then there are John's most recent endeavors:
Even though he thinks all his failures as a man were just due to dysphoria and not a lack of talent or drive, he continues to be complete failure. His only accomplishment was going to a freak convention and meeting Frank. Frank has been John's only meaningful employer, and even did most of the work John should have been doing - working on the game, handling the kickstarter, managing the fec filings, and of course paying for everything. And then there are John's most recent endeavors:
- Dollcast - John used PAC money to buy an expensive setup for editing, and yet couldn't be bothered after a few episodes.
- The Free Press - I'm sure John was asked to be reliable and work on a schedule, but that interfered with John's face mutilations. Plus John brought nothing to the table because the only preparation he does is put on makeup.
- Rebellion PAC - He bailed when it became clear even outside of KF that the PAC was doing fuck all.
- Israel documentary - All that camera equipment and yet the only videos to come out were from his phone, where he either excitedly talked about getting bombed (even during a planned moment of silence) or drooled over gay jews.
Stinkyboy
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Do you think he actually believes everyone is anti-trans as opposed to not listening to a retard talking about shit he doesn't know about?
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The only things John knows for sure are: he's the prettiest, smartest, sexiest (once he's had enough surgeries) woman to ever live, and he would die in a gutter if he ever stops making Frank cum.
I don't know how he does and I don't care.
Not Dr. Evil
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You still have 50 year old man's hairline you balding malding troon
Idiosyncratic
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If John just shut the fuck up, deleted xwitter, and just lived his life he could stop needing to defend his victimhood 54356 times a day. The more he plays a victim, the more it pisses everybody off. But he can’t, because all the plastic surgery in the world won’t cure his cluster b histrionics. Trannies like him are what’s causing fatigue and peak trans for normies.
Not Dr. Evil
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John always spams the exact same picture of his used car collection.
He looks like has had half of his skull removed.
He looks like has had half of his skull removed.
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John Flynt: Man of the People, representing the Common Folk!
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Considering Frank has a fetish for giant deep sea isopods, the fact that John looks like he walked out of a horror movie is probably a plus.
And like all common men, salt of the earth types, he owns many Porsches he will tell you about at great length.
Much like his Porsches, John is addicted to posting pictures of pieces of his skull that have been removed in his deranged surgery addiction to turn him into his "true self" (which is apparently an insanely grinning skeleton).
John says "I'm totally sane" and then shows you pictures of pieces of his skull he had literally sawed out of him because he hates himself that much. He saved the pieces of his skull he's constantly having removed thinking it makes him look like a woman.
Pure madness.
Troonery is not medicine.
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“My only choice was living or dying.” As opposed to normal people, whose choices are…?
He’s just another mediocre creator who thinks his failure is that he’s just too smart for this dumb world. There is nothing novel or interesting about his opinions other than the addition of “except me.”
IMO, he knows dysphoria is just an excuse, because he knows he’s lying about his present success.
Now this is funny, because he genuinely believes that insane Purge mask is hot. He thinks men are looking at that lightbulb head and thinking “Hubba hubba!” As opposed to, “Yes, that’s exactly what OP meant.”
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Not Dr. Evil
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John denies that there is any political bias on NPR and PBS.
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I don't know if my mechanic buddies were messing with me, but I just think Porsche make ugly little cars.
Not Dr. Evil
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Look how bizarre John’s jaw structure is after his last fetish surgery.
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Pampered Degenerate
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Isn't Frank two feet shorter than John? How did they make this photo work? Anyway, it's been said before, but I wish we could get more insight into Frank's mind. He's as much of a freak as John, but it's even harder to figure out what makes him tick.
Not Dr. Evil
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Grease Monkey Wu makes a special guest appearance.
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He's going to end up looking like Arse-Face.
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Baggywrinkle_v2
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Naturally he leaves out exactly what he did. My guess is he washed it himself instead of having it professionally detailed. After all, look at when he brags about cooking:
Yeah John, share the recipe! It's a simple link, after all:
His head already looked two sizes too small for his giant frame, and now he'll look even more ridiculous.
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RubberDinghyRapists
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Oh man this reminded me of one of my favourite Wu arcs when he was desperately trying to get HelloFresh to notice him and give him a sponsorship at the time when they were sponsoring literally everything and he got completely aired. It was after that when he decided to just start trying to pass off the obvious HelloFresh meals as his own cooking.