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"Them on us . . . [Scandals]"
Going to have to call this election pretty early after polls close on primary night.
Going to have to call this election pretty early after polls close on primary night.
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
- Thread starter Jaimas
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"Did someone fart? Smells like... soy and rancid coffee?"
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One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing was named John?
If you guessed this troon is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing was named John?
If you guessed this troon is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!
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I wish someone would photoshop that pic but with wu having really long arms embracing the entire group.
as if she had arms a bit like this
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Hey congratulations John, when it inevitably comes out that your campaign is a transparent scam, you'd have ruined the reputation of the program forever. Thank you John Flynt for helping America to keep women out of public office and back in the kitchen where they belong!
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What about if you're considered even vaguely a woman?
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"If you're a woman and you want to waste $600 please take this scam course so I don't feel like a fool either."
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He does also own a blue dress and a slim white belt that he tries to use as a gut belt but it only makes the outfit worse.
I have a feeling that even if John could find more women's clothing out there in his size he'd still dress like a tasteless slob. Beyond the fact that apparently dry cleaning (or just cleaning in general) seems to be a foreign concept in the Wu household, Brianna doesn't seem to have any eye for fashion. His outfits are almost always mismatched, his hair looks like it's never seen a brush if left to his own devices, and his accessories (the glasses, the two seasons too late Kate Spade bags, etc.) clash with whatever he's wearing. For someone who fetishizes womanhood as much as John does, he puts very little effort into his woman guise.
Also, what the fuck is that pink thing in his hair in the class pic? It kind of looks like gum.
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I understand why troons who are just trooning out for attention do it, but I always wonder when someone who actually went to the expense and pain of having their balls cut off and their cock surgically mutilated then put so little effort into it as John. Why even bother doing that and then look like some ghastly marionette?
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How can you not at least take five minutes out of your day to brush your hair?
Apparently John can't even be fucked to put in the minimum amount of effort into passing like a normal person, let alone a woman. Quite impressive.
Apparently John can't even be fucked to put in the minimum amount of effort into passing like a normal person, let alone a woman. Quite impressive.
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It's pretty clear that John hasn't actually spent enough time around an attractive, or socially successful woman to have all the details down. In his mind, I'm sure he thinks he is nailing it, but there are a lot of intrinsic characteristics and behaviors that almost all girls who are not bottom feeders have that include things like dressing in clean clothes, applying make-up, basic grooming, and knowing how to pose with their best look for pictures that John really doesn't get. Of course, if your only real experience is with women are so called "women in tech", and women who frequent sci-fi and comic conventions or run with SJW circles, your baseline is probably very skewed.
Could you imagine someone like John having a discussion about grooming or makeup tips with the kind of hot, bitchy woman he features in his cartoons and game end in anything other than ridicule? A lot of times I see people referring to john as gay, which implies he is attracted to men. I actually don't think this is the case. I would argue that it's less about that, and it's that John is attracted to himself as a woman, and the the men involved are simply a prop in his fantasy. I mean, if he really liked men, why would he be with Frank?
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...said the transgender person who just blew $600 of her husband's money on said scam.
Agnetha, Björn, Benny and Anni are happy to explain this in one of the gayest ways possible:
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You don't need to be a woman to get the basics like "wash your fucking shirt" down. You just need to not be retarded.
Even beyond that, I'm sure at least some of us have spent hours customizing every last detail of a character in an online game because we want to look good while kicking ass. In one quest in FF14 i took a reward which wasn't useful but looked good because i wanted to transmog with it (mythril circlet, and i took it because all the Black Mage hats are, in my view, quite silly). The common joke among Warframe players is "Fashion Frame" is the real endgame.
Point being, you have whole communities of 300 pound plus slobs that can at least combine color and shapes to produce a good looking whole, which is somehow beyond John Walker Flynt.
Even beyond that, I'm sure at least some of us have spent hours customizing every last detail of a character in an online game because we want to look good while kicking ass. In one quest in FF14 i took a reward which wasn't useful but looked good because i wanted to transmog with it (mythril circlet, and i took it because all the Black Mage hats are, in my view, quite silly). The common joke among Warframe players is "Fashion Frame" is the real endgame.
Point being, you have whole communities of 300 pound plus slobs that can at least combine color and shapes to produce a good looking whole, which is somehow beyond John Walker Flynt.
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That breakfast — blecch. Also "unserious" and "courupt"
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What will happen when John inevitably gets 0 votes on the election? He already has driven his game company to the ground, and Frank's money is running out. Will he resort taking his mom as a hostage to beg on youtube like another certain lolcow?
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He'd beat Frank for not even voting for him.
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I think from our point of view, zero votes is a worst-case scenario. I'd rather he got 7, 8, maybe low double digits, like 15 or 16. Because ... who are those 15 people?!?
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Happy Monday, faggots. Your inspirational quote for the week: unemployed white man with no cock John Flynt quotes himself saying that there is always room for improvement. Right you are, John. Right you are.
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John is one of those people that loves giving people advice that he is psychologically incapable of following himself.
John has so many personality defects that, despite him being a condescending, obnoxious, abrasive, talentless grifter with no principles, I pity him.
He literally cannot help himself, and because of that he represents the highest yield cow we've ever seen. There will be no redemption arc.
Having said that, it's clear why John has no friends. Who would want to have a conversation with someone that views dialogue as boring portions of time where they wait for thier turn to speak (and when they do absolutely love the sound of their own voice despite having nothing of value to say) and, more off-putting, when you're talking he will be looking at you while executing the most terrifying sequence of facial ticks.
I'd want to throttle the cunt after 5 minutes.