John has very poor boundaries. He wants to force his delusions onto complete strangers.
I covered this in
my earlier post, but I decided to do more research on the matter.
This article discusses Virginia's adoption records policy in a little more detail, and it states that those that were born before July 1, 1994 will have had their records sealed by default, and the only person who can unseal them is the adoptee. So even if John was adopted (which he wasn't), he would simply have to get in touch with the state adoption agency and get the records, no problem. And as I mentioned before, there's also no "blood money" he needs to give back either, aside from maybe a small processing fee because that's government work for you.
But note how he gave himself an out here. He says that if his birth family doesn't want anything to do with him, then he'll just find his own family instead (with blackjack and hookers, no doubt). This means that he can simply use the tale of his (nonexistent) birth family rejecting him as another sob story to score some more pity points without having to give any proof whatsoever.
But it's even funnier to me that he's bemoaning spending the holidays alone (a month after they ended, no less). Is this confirmation that Frank's family wants nothing to do with him or the gurning shaved Sasquatch he keeps in his house? Furthermore, I thought he has a fantastic life where he gets everything he wants and he's never been happier! Do you mean to tell me that lopping your dick off, popping titty skittles, and shitflinging online isn't actually the key to a fulfilling life? Color me shocked!
And as
@Cyber Bowling said, it's more than a little creepy that he specifies "a mom and sisters" and not "a family" in the last chunk there. John is such a fetishist that he wants nothing but women in his life. He'd probably troon out Frank if he could, but for all his faults, Frank's not that stupid and likes having a working dick. How else is he going to masturbate to cephalopods?
1. I am very curious why John's brother and sister both cut him off too.
2. It would be interesting to talk to them to contextualize and debunk his constant stream of lies.
3. It is peak narcisissm to think that his brother and sisters' holidays revolve around him.
4. John is not normal.
5. He is not "well adjusted" at all.
Generally speaking, there isn't smoke without fire. People typically don't decide to cut someone out of their lives without a good reason. John obviously will never admit to anything that makes him look bad, but I'm positive there's bad blood there that has kept them from ever wanting to get in touch again. And if they ever get the urge, they've known from the start how to find out what John's been up to. If you saw this freak gurning at the camera and making a mockery of womanhood, would
you want to have him back in your life?
John gives parenting advice. Inadvertently admits that he is a gay man.
Considering the larger incidence of pedophilia in the gay community, I think putting kids with them is not the best idea. I don't even want to link those stories of "wholesome" gays who were secretly abusing or prostituting their children, but they're out there. Even if a kid isn't getting raised by pedos, there are plenty of reports of social and behavioral issues that arise from the lack of a mother or a father; I could be misremembering, but I believe it's generally worse than having a single parent, too.
But why would John care that he wasn't raised by gays? After all, he's a heterosexual woman!
