Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Not Dr. Evil said:
You mean like this?

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1. The Catholic church would not have copies of Laura's medical records during her pregnancy.

2. Medical records do not contain transcribed dialogues between the parents.

3. The specific type of highly dramatized documentation he claims to be reviewing simply does not exist within the established framework of healthcare records. Medical professionals do not operate as stenographers transcribing verbatim domestic disputes, nor do clinical files contain emotional screenplay directions regarding a patient's visual gaze or internal psychological struggles.

4. John is an idiot and a really bad liar.

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Does John actually think he's fooling anyone with this shit? Every single one of his stories is always as dramatic as it could possibly be, described like he's a soap opera character. "The church saved my mom's yearbook photo...my God, she looks just like me before I hacked my face up! Look at how they describe giving me up for adoption, these records are terrifying! They even added stage directions so I can read just how much my mom looked at me longingly!" And of course he has to claim some kind of victimhood cred, being spiritually from (objective) poverty despite growing up with a silver spoon in his mouth.

Note that he's already giving himself an out when this lie doesn't pan out, claiming that he has an old address for his dad but "further records on either of them barely exist," as though his fictional birth parents are actually cryptids (wait, that's kind of accurate actually). So he'll make a post in a week or two where he claims he's unable to track them down and laments how he'll never get to meet his real parents, and then he'll promptly forget about the whole thing like every other lie he has no more use for.
 
Despite there being no obtituary or any other records to confirm this, John gazed deep into his crystal ball, and consulted his tarot cards before discerning that Laura Flynt has died of breast cancer at age 59.

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Not Dr. Evil said:
Despite there being no obtituary or any other records to confirm this, John gazed deep into his crystal ball, and consulted his tarot cards before discerning that Laura Flynt has died of breast cancer.
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John is such a god-damn psycho. So he's now made up an entire family where he was only adopted away because "it would've killed their marriage"? I'm sorry, but how did he even come across that information? Why would anyone put that down on paper? "Reason for adoption: It would kill our marriage if we didn't adopt away our girl-soul son!!!"

Also, why would John need a mammogram? Dude, you're a dude. While dudes can get breast cancer, it's generally very low risk even if your mother carries the gene. Maybe he's aiming for a cancer arc where he just had to have "reconstructive surgery" and will debut new moobs soon.
 
King Dead said:
And of course he has to claim some kind of victimhood cred, being spiritually from (objective) poverty despite growing up with a silver spoon in his mouth.
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Well you see, John may be the son of a wealthy, politically-connected family on paper, but he identifies as Poor. And he's True Poor, with a blood test to prove it, unlike all those Poorscum who are only pretending to be Poor for attention on social media. A lot of them don't even have Wealth Dysphoria! John's had all the surgeries!
Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
Also, why would John need a mammogram?
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To force health care workers to pay attention to him, since Dollscast went nowhere and Congress isn't calling back.
 
Not Dr. Evil said:
Despite there being no obtituary or any other records to confirm this, John gazed deep into his crystal ball, and consulted his tarot cards before discerning that Laura Flynt has died of breast cancer at age 59.

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Hahaha, holy shit, I thought it would take him a couple more days at least to bring this totally legitimate r/thathappened-tier story to a close, but nope! "Aw jeez, my actual mom (you wouldn't know her, she lived in Canada) died in the most tragic female-oriented way possible! Now I'll never get to visit her or make any kind of reference to her in the future, almost as if she never existed! I am such a victim, please send me ass pats!"

Hey John, now that you have all this info, surely you can post it, right? Go on, drop the obituary, post the birth certificate, prove us all wrong! I mean, you wouldn't just go on the internet and tell lies, would you?

(Alternatively, I'll be willing to forgive all of this stupid fake adoption bullshit if you post a birth certificate where your mom is listed as Natalie O'Brien. That would at least be funny, and a twist worthy of any good soap opera, where the fake assistant you fake hired for your defunct game studio had a decade-long pregnancy before going back in time and giving birth to you. Make it happen, John!)
 
Larping through a gender affriming mammogram but skipping his medically necessary prostate exam and colonoscopy seems like a really bad strategy.
 
King Dead said:
Hahaha, holy shit, I thought it would take him a couple more days at least to bring this totally legitimate r/thathappened-tier story to a close, but nope! "Aw jeez, my actual mom (you wouldn't know her, she lived in Canada) died in the most tragic female-oriented way possible! Now I'll never get to visit her or make any kind of reference to her in the future, almost as if she never existed! I am such a victim, please send me ass pats!"
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You're laughing? Brianna Wu's birth mother, who was a Cherokee princess, died in the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire and you're laughing?
 
Not Dr. Evil said:
You mean like this?

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1. The Catholic church would not have copies of Laura's medical records during her pregnancy.

2. Medical records do not contain transcribed dialogues between the parents.

3. The specific type of highly dramatized documentation he claims to be reviewing simply does not exist within the established framework of healthcare records. Medical professionals do not operate as stenographers transcribing verbatim domestic disputes, nor do clinical files contain emotional screenplay directions regarding a patient's visual gaze or internal psychological struggles.

4. John is an idiot and a really bad liar.

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It's business as usual for career liars like John. They get so caught up in weaving narratives for attention and clout that they don't bother to try to sound plausible anymore. It doesn't help that he spent almost a decade getting his constant lies shielded by anti-gamergate rainbow hairs and soy boys until he alienated them too.

He probably dreams that someday some moron is going to approach him to write the next "woman overcomes poverty and hardships to become a sexy and successful power player in a world dominated by men", like Jenette Walls' "The Glass Castle".

I would actually want this to happen, because then it'll lead to John getting his lying ass torn apart for making shit up, like the guy who wrote "A Million Little Pieces", got national attention when Oprah highlighted in her Book Club, then got humiliated when most of it was debunked as shit he made up.
 
This is obviously total bullshit.

None of this would be transcribed in hospital records.

And the Cathoic church would not have access to any of this.

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Not Dr. Evil said:
This is obviously total bullshit.

None of this would be transcribed in hospital records.

And the Cathoic church would not have access to any of this.

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PLEASE tell me there's some push back on this nonsense?

Like, there's nothing that would be transcribed in what John described. Even court records aren't that detailed.

But sure! A nun sat beside his sobbing mom, who looks just like John, transcribing about how they sat there and said "see you soon"! Yes, this is very believable.

ETA: I had to go and post this in the Community Happenings thread. Sorry, not sorry.
 
My favorite thing about John is how he comes off as almost reasonable when put against other trannies, but then as soon as he has any contact with normal reality it's just like "oh yeah, he is an insane, delusional, gay, drama queen after all".
 
Not Dr. Evil said:
This is obviously total bullshit.

None of this would be transcribed in hospital records.

And the Cathoic church would not have access to any of this.

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So Brianna Wu is 48 years old. 48 years ago the Navy had Tricare (but it was called CHAMPUS). So how does this "they couldn't afford a delivery unless I was cinematically kidnapped by Vatican operatives" bit work? What imaginary Navy job did his birth dad have?
Also is his birth dad still alive, or did he perish in a U.S. Navy slave galleon in the Strait of Hormuz while looking for the lost city of Atlantis?
 
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Not Dr. Evil said:
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I am so anticipating John's next set of lies that I can already sense what they will be:

"When I was born, an intense glow emitted from me that healed the sickness of all the people in the room. The nuns all cried and petitioned the Pope to canonize it as a miracle."

"My father would have been there, but he was busy single handedly liberating American POWs from viet cong prison camps"

"Immediately after my mother gave birth to me, she jetted of to Paris so she could be the first woman to give birth to a sexy future trans woman on the cover of Vogue's French edition"
 
Jeez, that's rough John. I wish you luck on your journey to prove Princess Di was your birth mother so you can finally take your rightful place as Princess of Wales.
 
Since when do the Catholic Church pay for deliveries on the condition that the child is given up for adoption?

That sounds like some anti papist propaganda.

Why would they keep records of them doing shady coercion and then present those records to the victim?
 
Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
PLEASE tell me there's some push back on this nonsense?
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Sadly (But unsurprisingly, because the people who follow Brianna have mashed potatoes for grey matter and cauliflower for cortex), A LOT of people are responding with seemingly sincere empathy and understanding and the tweets are receiving more engagement than Bri Bri's usual posts.

The performative anti Mamdami tweets are picking up steam though, so this just might be the new content arc where Wu saves NYC, or maybe just angling for a free trip to Israel bc there is no more PAC slush fund $$$.
 
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