Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Furina said:
Didn't the CIA get around this at that one Iranian uranium enrichment plant by infecting some guy's USB and then waiting for him to take it to work? I doubt Brianna knows anything about stuxnet and probably imagines a bunch of Russian teenagers sitting in a basement with a strobe light and hard bass blasting.
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>tfw even the rapist Wesley Bailey is more tech savvy than you
 
Tell us more about how you were cute young teenage girl "pwning" all the TOXIC DUDEBROS at Street Fighter, John.

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Furina said:
Didn't the CIA get around this at that one Iranian uranium enrichment plant by infecting some guy's USB and then waiting for him to take it to work? I doubt Brianna knows anything about stuxnet and probably imagines a bunch of Russian teenagers sitting in a basement with a strobe light and hard bass blasting.

"Yuri! We must of blowings up the American nuclear stations now!"
"But Ivan, we are not of beings ready!"
"Is too bad, future congresswoman Brianna Wu is planning to make cyber security better!"
"Cyka blyat!"
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I've no idea what went on with Iranian shit but it was probably fascinating and there have been some neat novelty hacking methods published over the years, just crazy ideas that could sort of work but who would even try? But then you read about something like Sensitive Compartmented Information Facilites that takes those things super-seriously and actively counteracts the threats of a possible rogue ad-hoc wi-fi network made up of the pipes in the sprinkler systems and transfers data by changing the water pressure. But that's top level crazy.
 
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I was just thinking that it would be hilarious if Wu spent a year raising money and screeching about her campaign everyday and then didn't put in the tiny bit of effort to get on the fucking ballot.
 
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Francis York Morgan said:
Wasn't he supposed to be working on a construction site or some shit?
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Brace for a picture of a generic construction site with people working, Brianna no where in sight, with the caption:
"Spent whole day on site building homes."
"I've built plenty of houses before but still so much to learn!"
Picture of Frank screaming at a hammer
 
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Work on the construction site probably ended the same way things did when Wu was on her mission work in South America building entire villages for the poor POCs (which totally actually is a real thing that happened):

 
So is Brianna still pretending to be running for Congress? Like +95% of Brianna's campaigning just seems to be Twitter, and 99% of what she tweets is just about what video games she's playing or what she's watching on Netflix. You couldn't find out what any of her stances, promises or policies even are, even if you actively searched.

https://briannawu2018.com

Look at the official website, nothing except an announcement page with only one announcement, and that was only to announce the campaign run. There's also a page with a few stock images and vague talks about how Brianna totally understands "tech", and that politicians don't understand "tech". And of course, a link to where you can donate.
 
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Aww, that's so fucking kawaii~! John Flynt proves once again how closely in touch he is with the ordinary Americans by reposting pointless saccharine bullshittery!

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Meanwhile, @RepStephenLynch continues to be the boring, out-of-touch cunt that he is by taking a principled stand against the rollback of net neutrality protections, what a total fucking loser. Hey wait a minute, isn't this supposedly one of "technologist" John's primary selling points? Ah well who gives a fuck, puppies are cute!!! <3 <3 <3

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Peace and Harmony said:
Meanwhile, @RepStephenLynch continues to be the boring, out-of-touch cunt that he is by taking a principled stand against the rollback of net neutrality protections, what a total fucking loser. Hey wait a minute, isn't this supposedly one of "technologist" John's primary selling points? Ah well who gives a fuck, puppies are cute!!! <3 <3 <3
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I think one of John's strategies for when he inevitably loses this is going to be claiming that his candidacy pushed Rep. Lynch to be a better representative for the people. Seems like the sort of bullshit he'd try.
 
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