Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[AnOminous]

So is Brianna still pretending to be running for Congress? Like +95% of Brianna's campaigning just seems to be Twitter, and 99% of what she tweets is just about what video games she's playing or what she's watching on Netflix. You couldn't find out what any of her stances, promises or policies even are, even if you actively searched.

https://briannawu2018.com

Look at the official website, nothing except an announcement page with only one announcement, and that was only to announce the campaign run. There's also a page with a few stock images and vague talks about how Brianna totally understands "tech", and that politicians don't understand "tech". And of course, a link to where you can donate.

This is ludicrous, considering Massachusetts has produced some of the most tech-focused politicians in the country, Ed Markey being a pretty obvious example.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I think one of John's strategies for when he inevitably loses this is going to be claiming that his candidacy pushed Rep. Lynch to be a better representative for the people. Seems like the sort of bullshit he'd try.

This is after the loud, furious, insignificant cries of sexism, yes?

 

[AnOminous]

This is after the loud, furious, insignificant cries of sexism, yes?

John is so obnoxious that when the primary season actually starts, some Lynch supporter is going to dig up his thread here and call him John and shit.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Yep, it's sure to work this time.

 

[Count groudon]

Wasn't he supposed to be working on a construction site or some shit?

Personally I'm thankful Wu isn't working on any sites right now. I don't want some poor family's roof to cave in because Wu being the amazing engineer she is decided to use super glue instead of nails to eliminate the massive amount of effort it would take to hammer them in (which she can totally do because she's built countless homes in her lifetime and she's so fit and smart, she just came up with this innovation for the weaker dumber folk like the Good Samaritan she is)

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Personally I'm thankful Wu isn't working on any sites right now. I don't want some poor family's roof to cave in because Wu being the amazing engineer she is decided to use super glue instead of nails to eliminate the massive amount of effort it would take to hammer them in (which she can totally do because she's built countless homes in her lifetime and she's so fit and smart, she just came up with this innovation for the weaker dumber folk like the Good Samaritan she is)

You forgot to have her urge other women leaders in the adhesives industry to run for Congress.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

You're stupid, John.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

You're stupid, John.

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Assuredly the sort of important issue that Lincoln would have tweeted about

 

[vertexwindi]

You're stupid, John.

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If there's anything we need more than ever in Congress, it's video games.

 

[Molester Stallone]

Yep, it's sure to work this time.

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What has Trump done that's an impeachable offense John? You and your snowflake kind lost. Get over it.

 

[An Ghost]

So is Brianna still pretending to be running for Congress? Like +95% of Brianna's campaigning just seems to be Twitter, and 99% of what she tweets is just about what video games she's playing or what she's watching on Netflix. You couldn't find out what any of her stances, promises or policies even are, even if you actively searched.

https://briannawu2018.com

Look at the official website, nothing except an announcement page with only one announcement, and that was only to announce the campaign run. There's also a page with a few stock images and vague talks about how Brianna totally understands "tech", and that politicians don't understand "tech". And of course, a link to where you can donate.

Don't forget you can sign up for the email list to get all the important upcoming events first! So far there's been only 2 emails sent out: one calling out Lynch and one asking for money, signed by Frank.

 

[Herbert Hoover]

Yep, it's sure to work this time.

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That's another thing Congress certainly needs more of - a crazy Congressman trying for years on end to impeach the President for hurt feelings, constantly changing the nature of the "crimes" committed based on what's in the news

 

[RodgerDodger]

So is Brianna still pretending to be running for Congress? Like +95% of Brianna's campaigning just seems to be Twitter, and 99% of what she tweets is just about what video games she's playing or what she's watching on Netflix. You couldn't find out what any of her stances, promises or policies even are, even if you actively searched.

https://briannawu2018.com

Look at the official website, nothing except an announcement page with only one announcement, and that was only to announce the campaign run. There's also a page with a few stock images and vague talks about how Brianna totally understands "tech", and that politicians don't understand "tech". And of course, a link to where you can donate.

I think Wu views Congress as sort of like a leveled up form of Patreon.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I know, right??? What does Natalie think of this, John?

 

[Very Honest Content]

Wrestling is one of the last things I have to retreat into that hasn't been infested by people like John and his ilk. I know Zoe Quinn was into it for about 5 minutes until she realised you actually have to be in shape and put in hard work, but Flynt deciding they're suddenly interested in wrestling is too much.

John reminds me of a failed David McClane, yes, with all that entails; making him a charlatan failure of a charlatan failure.

No one in the media is calling Brianna Wu out, because Brianna Wu is a joke and a crazy person and has absolutely no chance in her senate race.

House. House race. The country isn't that far gone yet that John can try and junior senator himself out of nowhere. Thankfully.

I think one of John's strategies for when he inevitably loses this is going to be claiming that his candidacy pushed Rep. Lynch to be a better representative for the people.

You got the only feasible remaining exit strategy nailed to a "T." As in, nailed to the transsexual in the race, John Walker Flynt. Man of the people Stephen Lynch actually making a difference in Americans' lives while being on the just and correct side of the issue is just an added bonus even if he's already voted against SOPA and it's bastard relations before John ever decided to cosplay in Lynch's walk of life.

Oh, hey, a Brad Sherman sighting! I've voted for him before. Pretty sure he'd still pass better as a member of the opposite sex compared to John if the representative from California decided to troon out next election with nothing more than a pantsuit and a wig on a dare. He's obviously not shy about trying to swim against the current legislatively from the signal he's sending up with those impeachment articles . . .

 

[ZKWNordman]

I know, right??? What does Natalie think of this, John?

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Or Lauren MiLovy. Did that poor girl ever get over her camera shyness? It's such a shame Brianna had to post an ad serkibg standins to be photographed in Lauren's place.

I wonder what all of those dead Iraq war vets she was friends with would think. Or the suicidal "re-educated" gay kids. Or her "real" parents. Or the constituents she's meeting on the campaign trail every day. Or the guy who constantly catcall her and try to get on the back of her motorcycle.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Wasn't he supposed to be working on a construction site or some shit?

Personally I'm thankful Wu isn't working on any sites right now. I don't want some poor family's roof to cave in because Wu being the amazing engineer she is decided to use super glue instead of nails to eliminate the massive amount of effort it would take to hammer them in (which she can totally do because she's built countless homes in her lifetime and she's so fit and smart, she just came up with this innovation for the weaker dumber folk like the Good Samaritan she is)

> Wu working
...like... ever.

 

[God and The Bear]

House. House race. The country isn't that far gone yet that John can try and junior senator himself out of nowhere. Thankfully.

Ah, I thought it was state senate. Which seemed like a reasonable place to try and run for office. But of course it's the house of representatives.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Those money-grubbing Hollywood accountants are truly sickening!!! By the way, how are your campaign finances looking, John?

 

[Anti Fanta]

I find it hilarious that despite John trying desperately to stand as the youth-friendly and tech savvy candidate, out of touch old man Stephen Lynch is the one that has given definitive and focussed pledges on the current big issues in tech like cybersecurity and net neutrality.