Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate


"I got this car because I couldn't keep wasting time repairing my 2001 Audi TT."

Astonishing. I mean, I know she seems to waste her money as readily as she wastes her time. But unlike her time, her money is in limited supply and actually worth something. Yet for somebody who loves modifying cars, the concerning factor when abandoning her pet project isn't the money invested for essentially nothing, but time spent doing what she supposedly enjoys.

Also that dent looks suspiciously cylinder-shaped. The thing is, during most collisions the paint of both cars will scratch off and cover the other. The key topic is what color she said the other vehicle was, because she's lying if she says anything other than silver/white. Lying about what, it's either the color of the car that hit her (completely pointless to lie about) or that she actually just backed into one of those poles in a parking lot that are either concrete or painted white/silver for visibility (the slightest bit embarrassing for the self-proclaimed expert in all things cars).

Oh no an M16. You know, except it's pretty common for law enforcement to carry an M16 regardless of crime density, it's more to do with the area they're patrolling, which makes sense for an urban area. I'm in a low crime area and the cops around here drive around with shotguns. That doesn't mean that we have a problem with criminals running at police officers like they're an enemy in Doom, it's because the nearby forests have short sightlines and makes large animals pretty common. If anything the guy might've been an off-duty SWAT officer, which is actually pretty cool and not something to sit under your desk in the fetal position cowering about.
 
Anyone else notice the scratches on Wu's paint from the concrete parking post he hit (because that's absolutely what she hit. They have 'em all over here where I live, but I can't find a good google picture of them) are in one direction, but there's unrelated scratching in a perpendicular fashion toward the center of the rear bumper? I honestly think he hit the post, then got home and scratched up the bumper to make a rear-ending look more believable.

Edit: Found some.
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And the tweet again to compare.
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Oh no an M16. You know, except it's pretty common for law enforcement to carry an M16 regardless of crime density, it's more to do with the area they're patrolling, which makes sense for an urban area. I'm in a low crime area and the cops around here drive around with shotguns. That doesn't mean that we have a problem with criminals running at police officers like they're an enemy in Doom, it's because the nearby forests have short sightlines and makes large animals pretty common. If anything the guy might've been an off-duty SWAT officer, which is actually pretty cool and not something to sit under your desk in the fetal position cowering about.
Natick, MA has a mall with a Neiman Marcus and a Nordstrom. I believe back in the 90s, they had a doctor go insane and murder his wife and child, hanging the wife's lungs on a makeshift crucifix in the back yard. Other than that, I can't recall much of a ruckus in Natick.
 
Anyone else notice the scratches on Wu's paint from the concrete parking post he hit (because that's absolutely what she hit. They have 'em all over here where I live, but I can't find a good google picture of them) are in one direction, but there's unrelated scratching in a perpendicular fashion toward the center of the rear bumper? I honestly think he hit the post, then got home and scratched up the bumper to make a rear-ending look more believable.

Edit: Found some.
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Considering this is Wu we are talking about, he would do that to forward his own narrative.
 
Reminder that FATAL is a tabletop RPG that has only ever been played once in the history of man because it's such a piece of shit, and is responsible for such things as this:
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edit: fuck I just realized Wu's not the one talking about FATAL *sigh*
I'd love to hear his input on it though
 
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Reminder that FATAL is a tabletop RPG that has only ever been played once in the history of man because it's such a piece of shit, and is responsible for such things as this:
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picture of the killer

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Don't know if it was a bollard, a low concrete wall, or a very tall curb, but it's more likely than not one of the three. Looking closely at the pic, you can see a few red scratches and some small red paint chips. That is exactly what it looks like when you hit something that was once painted red, and is now painted white (which is fairly common with bollards and curbs). The chips are also more like what you'd see from concrete paint and not anything at all like automotive paint flakes.

He also hit it pretty hard... the body panel gap is smashed together just to the right of the tail light.

Lastly...

John "Outdoor Spray-Booth" Flynt said:
Yeah, but it’s still gonna be a huge drain on my time fixing it. (In response to a question asking if the "other driver" had insurance)

lol. I can't wait to see this attempted repair. We all knew it would happen eventually, but it's already the 2001 Audi TT super classic sports car all over again.
 
Don't know if it was a bollard, a low concrete wall, or a very tall curb, but it's more likely than not one of the three. Looking
lol. I can't wait to see this attempted repair. We all knew it would happen eventually, but it's already the 2001 Audi TT super classic sports car all over again.

"As a car repair enthusiast, the best way to repair a crushed bumper is best explained to the layperson as the same way you fix a crushed plastic bottle. Make a small opening by chiseling in a rail spike in the bumper, then insert an automatic bike pump until the bumper reflates with an audible pop. Patch up the hole with household duct tape and paint over it using your average every day house paint while on a dusty dirt path--marginally matching the color of your car, of course. I find the 2-in-1 paint+primer works best."
 
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