Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Well that answers the question of "has Flu ever even driven a vehicle"
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At least now we can't fault people who thought she never had a license. She does, she just drives and acts like she doesn't.

I'm rather curious, though. Brianna suddenly became intently interested in vehicles. It's not out of the question that she very recently got her license which gave her newfound motivation to role play as a car enthusiast, but that's if she never had a license to begin with. Otherwise I'm not in the camp believing that she lacked a very basic life skill until now. Well, I mean this specific life skill.
 
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I'm rather curious, though. Brianna suddenly became intently interested in vehicles.
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"Suddenly"?

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Brea never joked about style, and was very proud of the results from her expedition to find a new car. When she had started at Bishop University, she had been driving a classic BMW Z3, the exact same car from the old 1995 James Bond movie “Goldeneye”.

Even though she loved her car, Brea started to ache for something grander and more stylishly epic. She did an exhaustive search, carefully weighed her options, and suddenly realized. Her Sean Connery fantasies had begun to trump her long time relationship with Pierce Brosnan. And so she set her sights on the 1964 Aston Martin like the one from Goldfinger, less the machine gun headlights, rotating license plates, and ejector seat, of course.

Finding one was a rewardingly difficult challenge. Of course there were no dealerships that sold exotic cars like that in the city of Audrey. The town was little more than a few restaurants, a smattering of bars, and a pathetic strip mall meant to service the student body with an athletic shoe store and a Radio Shack. For all intents and purposes, Bishop University was the whole city of Audrey.

Realizing her limitations, Brea turned to her boys for their technical expertise. They pointed Brea to a website that specialized in matching buyers to sellers of classic cars. It didn’t take them long to find exactly what Brea wanted, down to the precise shade of paint. Brea was extremely pleased with her new car
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Even under normal circumstances, Brea was not the world’s best driver. Except for a brief period during her sophomore year when her license had been suspended because of tickets she’d forgotten to pay. Then she’d had to be very careful, because being caught driving would have meant jail. Brea was particularly afraid of jail. After a couple of months, paying attention to driving got old, and she found an afternoon to wade through the bureaucracy to get her license reinstated. She wasn’t even out of the police parking lot before she was changing a CD, talking on her cell phone, putting on lipstick, and driving with her knees.
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Particle Bored said:
Why are you getting appraisals already? You said the dude had insurance. One call to your own insurance co, and then wait a few days while they hash it out with the other insurance, before likely recommending a preferred body shop. Your insurance co will also get the police report on their own.
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I don't get why she lies about the dumbest things. Every insurance company will give you a list of mechanics you can take it to. In Massachusetts I don't even think you need to go to one they approve of either. There is absolutely no reason to get appraisals. It's a phone call (or clicks through the app) and that's it.

It is funny to watch her run a campaign in a blue collar district and tweet about how mad she is that her Porsche has some cosmetic damage to it.
 
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_01 said:
At least now we can't fault people who thought she never had a license. She does, she just drives and acts like she doesn't.

I'm rather curious, though. Brianna suddenly became intently interested in vehicles. It's not out of the question that she very recently got her license which gave her newfound motivation to role play as a car enthusiast, but that's if she never had a license to begin with. Otherwise I'm not in the camp believing that she lacked a very basic life skill until now. Well, I mean this specific life skill.
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Most of his life decisions are motivated by pop culture. He decided he was female after watching Sailor Moon for example and his motorcycle obsession comes from Resident Evil's Ada Wong. Did any movie/TV show with a badass female wheelman come out recently?
 
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Von Clausewitz said:
> You have to read a Neil Stephenson or James S. A. Corey book twice to get it.
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What is your usual reading level of reading comprehension, Brianna? "The Little Engine That Could" and "Where the Wild Things Are"?
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_01 said:
At least now we can't fault people who thought she never had a license. She does, she just drives and acts like she doesn't.

I'm rather curious, though. Brianna suddenly became intently interested in vehicles. It's not out of the question that she very recently got her license which gave her newfound motivation to role play as a car enthusiast, but that's if she never had a license to begin with. Otherwise I'm not in the camp believing that she lacked a very basic life skill until now. Well, I mean this specific life skill.
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Past two threads have talked about how John was driven around everywhere, including using taxis, Uber and ride services to play Pokemon Go last year. Only this year has he gone out and tried (and originally failed) at getting his licences.
 
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thejackal said:
Yea he's got time but 90% of the candidates I worked with were workaholics and that's why they ran. It's self selecting. Dude's in for a rude awakening when he gets blown out in the primary next summer.

Although maybe he gets blown on on the regular if I'm reading this thread correctly.
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He might not even get that far: John needs to get signatures from at least 2,000 registered 8th district voters to even appear on the primary ballot. It's a small number of voters relative to the district, but signature gathering starts soon and doesn't last that long (mid Feb. to late May) and he has next to no staff, funding, or name recognition in the district. Unless he manages to kick his Twitter addiction (lol) and actually put in 10-12 hour days campaigning (double lol), he's very unlikely to get on the ballot and this whole thing might implode in early June of next year :biggrin::biggrin:

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He might not even get that far: John needs to get signatures from at least 2,000 registered 8th district voters to even appear on the primary ballot. It's a small number of voters relative to the district, but signature gathering starts soon and doesn't last that long (mid Feb. to late May) and he has next to no staff, funding, or name recognition in the district. Unless he manages to kick his Twitter addiction (lol) and actually put in 10-12 hour days campaigning (double lol), he's very unlikely to get on the ballot and this whole thing might implode in early June of next year :biggrin::biggrin:

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Can't he just do the lazy thing and pay some company to do it for him?
 
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Is it possible John only had liability coverage and is trying to commit insurance fraud? If he's lied to the insurance company and an adjusted takes one look at that dent, he's going to get busted. Or are these outrageous lies just for the benefit of Twitter?

I'm just trying to see what John is getting out of this dumb lie. We all know John lies even when there's no benefit from it, so he could just literally be lying for no reason at all, I suppose.
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That would be a thing of pure autistic beauty.
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Past two threads have talked about how John was driven around everywhere, including using taxis, Uber and ride services to play Pokemon Go last year. Only this year has he gone out and tried (and originally failed) at getting his licences.
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I am pretty sure Wu made her license sometime after she tweeted about it a few months back. I am also pretty sure that Wu lost her license prior, because she drove under the influence of Ambien. But those are just uneducated guesses.
 
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Richard Stabone said:
Can't he just do the lazy thing and pay some company to do it for him?
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As I noted upthread it's one thing you can't really astroturf. The people getting the sigs have to be registered dems in the district and there's no really good way to go about it other then generating walk lists and knocking on doors. You can try and stand outside a supermarket but the amount of bad signatures you'll get (not registered, not legible, etc) prevents a challenge.

Powerleveling but in a previous life I worked in politics and "petitioning" was an entire season on the political calendar for our people and a lot of work went into it. You took it very seriously because if you don't you won't even get a chance to throw your name in the hat and how you gonna effect change that way? You ain't.

edit: I hope he fails to get on the ballot. That would be a spectacular failure and it would be because of sheer laziness and inability to jump through what is for any serious candidate a fairly straightforward hoop.
 
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thejackal said:
As I noted upthread it's one thing you can't really astroturf. The people getting the sigs have to be registered dems in the district and there's no really good way to go about it other then generating walk lists and knocking on doors. You can try and stand outside a supermarket but the amount of bad signatures you'll get (not registered, not legible, etc) prevents a challenge.
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These kind of formal requirements are to ensure the ballot doesn't get shitted up with joke candidates with zero support in the party.

As a member of any political party, I'd check the bona fides of anyone I'd never heard of who wanted a petition signature, and probably would outright refuse if they were challenging a good candidate guaranteed to keep a safe seat. I'd definitely refuse if I looked it up and their agenda was moon rocks and troon cocks.
 
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So if she doesn't get on the ballot, could she be in trouble with the FEC? I mean raising money and then not even bothering to get on the ballot seems like a giant scam.
 
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