Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Surely they'll have to account for the costs and receipts and if Frank paid for renting the cinema then that will count as a donation.

I don't think Frank will be paying. The cost will be coming out of campaign funds, but they'll probably make a huge loss on the venture which will further prove just how unsuited for any job Brianna is.

Everytime I hear about the fiscal side of this mess Wu calls a "campaign" I think maybe he saw Act 1 of The Producers (or part of it) and has endevored to pull a similar scam... except that he's not bright enough and somehow ends up losing money on it.
 
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Unless it's a make-up artist who worked on Guillermo del Toro movies, there's not a prayer of anyone making Brianna look human.

EDIT: And even then, the illusion would be shattered the second John starts doing. . . whatever the fuck he does on camera. God it's uncomfortable to watch him for long, like watching a severely mentally ill person off their meds trying to act like nothing's wrong.
I’d imagine having that affront crawling out of a television screen would be as haunting as watching that affront being interviewed.
 
It's a good thing that Wu has spent so much on Uber over the years, huh?

Of course how else would he get anywhere when the Audi's in the shop getting critical repairs like underglow lighting? You're driving a cab, you see John Flynt-Wu, a 6'5" innsmouth resident in a dress you're just going to keep right on driving.
 
Of course how else would he get anywhere when the Audi's in the shop getting critical repairs like underglow lighting? You're driving a cab, you see John Flynt-Wu, a 6'5" innsmouth resident in a dress you're just going to keep right on driving.
Audi?

Where you been son, that Audi is a rust bucket in the back yard. We're knee deep in fucking up a Porsche territory.
 
hmmmmmm

Dec 21.

Drive up to MA and sit next to Wu or go to the office Christmas party...

Help me, fam, I can't decide.

Office Christmas parties aren’t nearly this entertaining. I think your choice has been made for you. You should ask about getting a free light saber battle when you go. You should also fist bump Frank and ask about the cool Porsche.
 
hmmmmmm

Dec 21.

Drive up to MA and sit next to Wu or go to the office Christmas party...

Help me, fam, I can't decide.
We could turn it into a kiwi meet-up.
Though I advise buying your ticket with a gift card and not your real name. Obviously.

Because I was considering going. Out of morbid curiosity.
 
If you live in the area, buying a ticket to Wu's Star Wars screening is a great deal. $3.50 off, and a chance to encounter the famous brave feminist who defeated Gamergate and is running for Congress?

But seriously, for the price of her Porsche, she probably could have found a way to pay for the signatures to get on the ballot to begin with. Did Frank veto that idea (yet not the Porsche?) yet not the Porsche? It's too bad that Wu's too stupid to get on the ballot, since candidates like her are always interesting analysis of the political leanings of their district. For instance, when the Democrats ignore a solid Republican district and only the Green Party nominates an opposition candidate or the opposite with Libertarians running in a solid Democrat district, although sometimes communist groups like the Socialist Workers Party--who Lynch's predecessor in District 8 won 91% of the vote in 2006--tend to run in solid Democrat districts.

Basically, having Wu on the ballot in the primaries would give us a good clue on how many crazies are in MA-8, and I would guess the majority of people who voted for the Socialist Workers Party in '06 would vote for Wu if she were on the ballot, but for the majority of them it wouldn't be because they agree with her or want her as their Congress(wo)man, but rather because they believe Lynch isn't left-wing enough. And it's logical they'd want change, since Stephen Lynch has a reputation as the most conservative Democrat Congressman in Massachusetts
 
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