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I can never read about Wu without thinking about how much she looks like the monster from MamaLike Bob Chipman, going after someone for their physical appearance should be something John never, ever does.
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I can never read about Wu without thinking about how much she looks like the monster from MamaLike Bob Chipman, going after someone for their physical appearance should be something John never, ever does.
Does John think that they didn't have automatic transmissions when he was in middle school/19 years old/definitely a girl?
There are so, so many better examples. They would still all be lies the moment that they came out of his mouth.
All they had in Mississippi were tractors!
But would any of those examples tell the world that Wu is a cool gearhead with a love and appreciation for cars that rivals any mechanic?Does John think that they didn't have automatic transmissions when he was in middle school/19 years old/definitely a girl?
There are so, so many better examples. They would still all be lies the moment that they came out of his mouth.
You’re right, of course. It’s just a typical Wu embellishment on par with the tall tales kids tell.Not if the pics I've seen are actually John's mom. It's less apparent than Joel, but he does have some resemblance to his mom especially during his younger, chubby John days. Additionally, when he's not demonizing her, John hints at having a closer relationship with his mom than his dad. In the (admittedly dubious) stories of his childhood, it's his mom that fosters his love of technology. Maybe I am being cynical, but I just can't see any woman being close to her husband's illegitimate love child and giving them the millions of opportunities that Brianna squandered.
I think the affair subplot of the adoption story is one part an unnecessary addition to the story that habitual liars like Brianna are prone to throw in and one part John cooking up this delusional fantasy that he might be a secret illegitimate child to some powerful figure.
Anywho, that's a lot of theorizing and armchairing over one lie from a person who seems physically incapable of telling the truth. But it was a little more fun than commenting on whatever talking points from Buzzfeed Brianna decided to parrot in the last hour.
This is a snippet of the show Brianna was on this week, and you can see how much Bri knows about computer chips:
Interestingly enough, TWiT and its founder can be quite hilarious even without Wu being there, there's an A-Logging community that is dedicated to "expose" Leo Laporte, who is quite the lolcow IMO.
God damn, that awful make-up application mixed with Wu's hack job plastic surgery is nightmare fuel.
My friend sent me screen shots of a bunch of Brianna's FB posts and most are a little boring or also made on Twitter, but here are some gifts for you.
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Well I think Christfags and fedora tippers can both agree: lying about going to church makes you a pretty pathetic piece of shit.
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just once I wish someone would ask John a basic undergrad computer science question like "what is average performance of the quicksort algorithm?" or a basic math question every engineer would know like "What is a derivative?" or "What is an integral?".
Well I think Christfags and fedora tippers can both agree: lying about going to church makes you a pretty pathetic piece of shit.
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Wu barely says 10 words but still manages to come off like an idiot AND he has time to cram in some technobabble he doesn't understand. "has it been in that long, the ring 1, ring 0, executions of it?" jesus christ
I'll believe him if he remarks that the Holy Water started boiling and hissing when he came into the church.Who does John think he is fooling with this church bullshit?