Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[MG 620]

He's supposed to be a runner.

The only thing he's running from is his past.

 

[Mola Ram]

This is a FACT although stated with zero evidence.

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Aww do you have any pictures from when you went on your first date? :^)

Fucking puke.

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I'm picturing John Flynt as Max Cady. "You mind if ah put mah arm around yew?"

 

[Sissy Galvez]

As a matter of fact, John is so progressive that he's GIVEN all of his campaign money away to corporations!

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Spoiler: Crossfire with John Flynt

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Anyhow let's get back to the REAL issues instead of quibbling over electoral ethics n shit.

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This is such bullshit, you can see it everywhere on the internet during political discussions. People are not enthusiastic, especially socialists, about the democrats. They hate the old guard that refuses to step aside and is neoliberal.

 

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This is a FACT although stated with zero evidence.


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Aww do you have any pictures from when you went on your first date? :^)


Fucking puke.


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Isn't discovering your sexuality a more formative experience? Most people I know who are gay didn't begin by immediately knowing they prefer the same sex, they experimented first with the opposite sex. Especially in whatever prehistoric era Brianna was 14 years old in, where homosexuality was less accepted than it was now.

Not to imply that Brianna would ever lie about her impenetrable and storied past.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Especially in whatever prehistoric era Brianna was 14 years old in, where homosexuality was less accepted than it was now.

Yeah, recall that in Imagination Land, "Brianna" went to some reactionary Bible-thumping fire-and-brimstone high school that had segregated proms. And now we're expected to believe that magical gay romances were taking place?

 

[AprilRains]

Gee, I wonder if he's about to come out in order to promote his candidacy.

Probably not, but that would be funny.

 

[Water-T]

Yeah, recall that in Imagination Land, "Brianna" went to some reactionary Bible-thumping fire-and-brimstone high school that had segregated proms. And now we're expected to believe that magical gay romances were taking place?

This whole "I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It" scenario is just bullshit Bri-bri cooked up so he can claim Oppression Points as a non-straight person without having to admit that he's trans. The last time Johnny touched a vagina that wasn't created by a Thai doctor is when he got pushed out of his mom.

 

[Flopwop]

Anyhow let's get back to the REAL issues instead of quibbling over electoral ethics n shit.

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Godzilla of tech software engineer Brianna Wu bragging that she paid twenty bucks for a patched Gameboy ROM that you can pirate for free. I hope that plastic casing with a bootleg sticker glued on was worth it. She's exactly the type of person who would pay someone to jailbreak their iPhone or install CFW on their Playstation because downloading files is just too hard.

Aww do you have any pictures from when you went on your first date? :^)

Fucking puke.

Stuff Brianna apparently did when she was 14 years old:

Discover her sexuality and have her first kiss
Attend college programming classes
Received her drivers license (and never had an accident since!)
Had her parents buy her a broken car and learned how to restore it all by herself
Self-taught graphic design and created her first start-up of selling fake IDs to High Schoolers

Am I missing anything? What a prodigy.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Maybe at 14 John had just watched the smash hit Silence of the Lambs. The Buffalo Bill scene awakened something in him, gave him ideas, but being bashful he didn't want to use rude words as he danced in front of the mirror staring longingly at the sexy woman that copied his every move. "Can I kiss you? I would kiss me."

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Godzilla of tech software engineer Brianna Wu bragging that she paid twenty bucks for a patched Gameboy ROM that you can pirate for free. I hope that plastic casing with a bootleg sticker glued on was worth it. She's exactly the type of person who would pay someone to jailbreak their iPhone or install CFW on their Playstation because downloading files is just too hard.


Stuff Brianna apparently did when she was 14 years old:

Discover her sexuality and have her first kiss
Attend college programming classes
Received her drivers license (and never had an accident since!)
Had her parents buy her a broken car and learned how to restore it all by herself
Self-taught graphic design and created her first start-up of selling fake IDs to High Schoolers

Am I missing anything? What a prodigy.

Commander Wu went to Space Camp.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Stuff Brianna apparently did when she was 14 years old:

Discover her sexuality and have her first kiss
Attend college programming classes
Received her drivers license (and never had an accident since!)
Had her parents buy her a broken car and learned how to restore it all by herself
Self-taught graphic design and created her first start-up of selling fake IDs to High Schoolers

Am I missing anything? What a prodigy.

Don't forget that Flu also apparently was given a PSX prototype game development platform in their youth as well, despite the PSX never having been given to a company outside of Japan because it was a not-for-sale prototype of the original PlayStation.

Funny how Flu never mentioned having something of incomparable value (given how PlayStation is a legacy franchise in of itself) like a copy of the prototype ever again, at least not since shifting gears away from even acknowledging having developed a game by throwing money at people to learn in their place.

 

[Elbe]

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The only thing John wants to convey here is 'YES THERE WAS CRYSTAL CLEAR CONSENT BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHO I AM'

 

[Peace and Harmony]

How is it that every single one of these people ends up being a massive parody of the entire movement

 

[Mola Ram]

Gay Esperanto-speaking sci-fi reader (not writer). Truly, the movement Brianna Wu embodies.

 

[Ruin]

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How is it that every single one of these people ends up being a massive parody of the entire movement

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Dat forehead. Dude looks like the missing link.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Don't forget that Flu also apparently was given a PSX prototype game development platform in their youth as well, despite the PSX never having been given to a company outside of Japan because it was a not-for-sale prototype of the original PlayStation.

I think this is just his scrambled recollection of being bought the Net Yaroze, which was available to any American with loads of cash to burn.

 

[Prussian Blue]

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How is it that every single one of these people ends up being a massive parody of the entire movement

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I can't wait to read his thread one day

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Gay Esperanto-speaking sci-fi reader (not writer). Truly, the movement Brianna Wu embodies.

And he's a supporter of Antifa.

 

[Mola Ram]

And he's a supporter of Antifa.

We need an "Unsurprising" tag.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Ethan Ralph made a article about Brianna Wu losing.
https://theralphretort.com/broke-joke-brianna-wus-campaign-is-a-massive-garbage-fire-406018/

Nice sketch though.