Who's this Republican delegate friend? I want to hear more republican friend stories, they're always the best. "I want the republicans to say something stupid, so I'll put the words in my imaginary republican friend's mouth."
Yeah, the Wus totally don't own a house because of the oppressive economic conditions of modern America, not because they're a couple of feckless financially irresponsible arrested development spergatroids who waste every fucking dime Frank earns on plastic toys, busted-ass luxury cars, and pay to win online games.
Oh god, he really fucking went there? I didn’t think he’d be so stupid.
He just bought a fucking used Porsche, backed into a pole and then custom ordered a new $100k Porsche. Maybe between that, your $2k exercise bike, the video games you buy, the $15k you sunk into a used Audi, the $500k you blew on your failed game and studio, etc you’d have a house? You stupid fuck.
On Twitter: “I can’t afford a house through no fault of my own.”
On Planet9, simultaneously: “I get my $100,000 Porsche in two weeks!” (I wonder what she’s doing with the used $40k one, the Audi TT, the motorcycle...)
Meanwhile on Warren’s Facebook:”Brianna is pure Bernie and wants to raise everyone up. She gets it!” She doesn’t pay him even minimum wage.
Wu has to file her congressional financial disclosure within the next two weeks. It's going to be interesting to find out why Frank thinks he can afford 100K sports cars.
Huge salary bump or just complete inability to say no to BriBri? Taking all bets.
On Planet9, simultaneously: “I get my $100,000 Porsche in two weeks!” (I wonder what she’s doing with the used $40k one, the Audi TT, the motorcycle...)
We know that Frank and Bri check in on this thread, so they probably got spooked over the photos of their vehicles in front of their new house and moved them behind the house.
We know that Frank and Bri check in on this thread, so they probably got spooked over the photos of their vehicles in front of their new house and moved them behind the house.
Brianna doesn’t miss an opportunity to play the saint. Not long after that ridiculous Tweet about people coming by asking for her Honda every day, she posted that she “gave it away to someone who needed it.” I thought it might have gone to Warren, provided this is true. It probably is. We already know he has to beg for gas money. The Wus probably have him the shitry “totaled” Honda in exchange for his never expensing food or gas.
Wu doesn’t get that people only asked about the Honda because it was an eyesore.
TheAudi was probably sold for cheap to someone dumber than Brianna.
The new house doesn't look like it has enough lawn to park them on. Maybe Wu went full trailer trash and just left them at the old house when they moved?
Wait, is she finally admitting she backed up into something, rather than her story about being ran into by some young white male driver (or whatever the story was)?
Wait, is she finally admitting she backed up into something, rather than her story about being ran into by some young white male driver (or whatever the story was)?
He trots this shit out every so often and apparently refers to when he injured himself after running 15 marathons simultaneously or something like that. It is an absolute fucking mystery why no one calls him out for ableism/rape when he refers to a temporary injury as a "disability" (the fact that it never happened notwithstanding).
If you sustain an injury during physical activity (or a violent altercation, as Norvic mentioned) and heal up afterwards, that's part of the textbook definition of a healthy body. I don't think an NFL athlete who tears his ACL and then goes back to play the game next season would have been "disabled" at any point. Just another way John almoooost fits into a protected social class and tries to milk it like he's convincing anybody.
It's funny how Wu keeps trying to act like he's better than Trump, when basically he's just Trump with a faux-gina.
Both were raised with silver spoons in their mouth
Both were were given money by daddy to run their own business
Both failed at several businesses
Both lie their asses off
Both live in fictional worlds of their own making
Both live to Tweet
Both love the spotlight
Both brag about how they know everything when they know jack shit
Both act like they're the best at anything they do, when it's other people doing the work
Both of them have terrible, unkempt hair
Both will say anything to get elected
Both are men
The only difference is that Trump grabbed pussies while John gave himself one.
Wait, is she finally admitting she backed up into something, rather than her story about being ran into by some young white male driver (or whatever the story was)?
It was a very unsafe lane change at a traffic light I believe, there was also something about a stationary car rolling uphill and hitting Wu in the ass.
Wait, is she finally admitting she backed up into something, rather than her story about being ran into by some young white male driver (or whatever the story was)?