Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[polonium]

It's like we're the only actual people reading John's Twitter. Surely someone else noticed the Peggle myth was totally busted? Not one of his followers saw him get wrecked, or else they did and decided they ain't touching it with a 10 foot pole?

 

[TurboNAS]

Similarly, all we need to do to stop rape is make the laws easier to understand. So the law about rape should just be "don't rape people, please."

Well, okay. Since you asked nicely.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

lol bitching at someone else for "shallow reading" when a nigga can't even spell the author's name.

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Yeah John, what kind of asshole would tar and feather a person for being evil just because they have disagreeable beliefs, right? By the way, what do you think about Trump's Supreme Court nomination?

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Looking forward to the special versions for pee-oh-cees: "a-yes-a #MASA! right away #MASA!"

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She has to double-down on this because of the whole moon rocks fiasco.

(where she pretended like it was "HAHAHA I WAS MAKING A SCIFI REFERNCE AND YOU DIDN'T GET IT !)

See where lying gets you,, Wu? You just got to keep riding that fucking donkey all the way through the mud.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

So I finally googled WTF is Peggle. I always guessed it's some kind of logic puzzle game, maybe around checkers level of complexity. I knew Wu lies about being good at it because Wu is not good at anything.

The game is… pretty much random. The only strategy I can see is trying to get your ball to the basket for an extra life. It's like reverse Arkanoid, you don't need dexterity or anticipation to break the bricks, you just let ball lose and let the gravity to decide this. The only way one should "put 40 hours into it" is by playing on a phone while suffering from a week-long dysentery.

 

[0 0]

So I finally googled WTF is Peggle. I always guessed it's some kind of logic puzzle game, maybe around checkers level of complexity. I knew Wu lies about being good at it because Wu is not good at anything.

The game is… pretty much random. The only strategy I can see is trying to get your ball to the basket for an extra life. It's like reverse Arkanoid, you don't need dexterity or anticipation to break the bricks, you just let ball lose and let the gravity to decide this. The only way one should "put 40 hours into it" is by playing on a phone while suffering from a week-long dysentery.

Well, we also have evidence of Brianna being bad at a game that's apparently random. Her achievements prove she's never left the baby mode difficulty, since she doesn't even have the achievement for doing a level on normal.

I don't know if you can see that anymore, though, since I'm pretty sure Brianna has set their Steam profile to private now.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

The game is… pretty much random. The only strategy I can see is trying to get your ball to the basket for an extra life. It's like reverse Arkanoid, you don't need dexterity or anticipation to break the bricks, you just let ball lose and let the gravity to decide this. The only way one should "put 40 hours into it" is by playing on a phone while suffering from a week-long dysentery.

The game is inspired by Pachinko which is sort of Japanese slot machines, it is largely luck based by design, so it's very casual and it's the reason why it became so popular among women(a hard to reach group back in 2007, especially on PC). Talking about being a hardcore Peggle player might actually be part of Wu's grrl! charade.

 

[polonium]

Talking about being a hardcore Peggle player might actually be part of Wu's grrl! charade.

More likely, playing it on babby levels, they probably coded it to give you beneficial bounces and whatnot to make it a bit easier, and that convinced John that he was a guru.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

John actually very much supports people who deny history. Or she's totally against them. Depends if you are denying that John was born with a tiny dick or that John literally worked on the underground railroad.

Maybe I'm just being and :autism::autism: but since even mentioning that everything doesn't quite add up with the holocaust will get you shot in the face in most SJW circles, I can totally infer that they are low-key discussing Brianna's shady past and the veracity of lolcow wiki?

 

[Chemical snorfare]

guiez, the holocaust happened and I've got a lamp to prove it.

 

[0 0]

Maybe I'm just being and :autism::autism: but since even mentioning that everything doesn't quite add up with the holocaust will get you shot in the face in most SJW circles, I can totally infer that they are low-key discussing Brianna's shady past and the veracity of lolcow wiki?

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Man, do we have a thread on that Rich Felker guy? I swear, I see him posting on every person with a thread here's twitter just brown nosing like his life depended on it, or gleefully telling people who aren't even talking to him that he's blocking them.

Either way, you're suspicion that they're trying to stealthy comfort Brianna for her wiki article and thread (well, entire subforum, now) documenting their stupidity is a safe bet. Felker I see do nothing but sucking up and it's a safe bet the other doormat here is doing the same, and neither are as subtle as they like to believe they are.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Please take your medication, John.

 

[Incredible Crisis]

Please take your medication, John.

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How did they go from 1993 to 2007 in a single sentence?

The only thing Star Fox helped pave the way for was furries.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

John's like 6 years late on that paris hilton twitter meme, at this rate he'll be on to slaps roof of car by next October.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

You left out a couple of " " at the end of your tweet there, John.

Once again directing the interested to the most authoritative of sources, doubtlessly the best available to the Godzilla of Tech Feminism.

Okay I get it now, "Blue Wave" is a special move that you can unlock in Street Fighter with the right input.

 

[Particle Bored]

Between chopping logs for the wood stove and stocking the outhouse with fresh corncobs, destitute 16-year-old black girl Brianna Flynt scrapes together $2300 for a new 'puter with the nickels she got collecting bottles and restoring Ferraris.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Hang on, which one is you?

 

[OldDayz]

Hang on, which one is you?

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I'm sure this is related to her stupid StarFox RISC post. What in god's name does talking about RISC processors help/benefit the good people of MA-8?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Hang on, which one is you?

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Ignoring the dangerous lack of self awareness, it's pretty telling how John considers Wikipedia and Ars Technica the be-all end-all sources of knowledge.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Between chopping logs for the wood stove and stocking the outhouse with fresh corncobs, destitute 16-year-old black girl Brianna Flynt scrapes together $2300 for a new 'puter with the nickels she got collecting bottles and restoring Ferraris.

We all know that John was saving those nickles so he could hire Tom, the BBC that lived a few houses down on Boll Weevil Road, to come over and bust up the chifferobe, giving John his long-awaited chance jump on Tom like a poodle in heat. That John, after being rejected, accused Tom of rape comes as no surprise.

It's really too bad that Erskin Caldwell, Flannery O'Connor, and Harper Lee are all dead. They were the most qualified authors to write John's biography.

 

[Norvic]

Please take your medication, John.

I can't even. She almost literally said "RISC is good."

The SuperFX chip came out the same year as the Psion 3 series and Apple Newton, both Arm powered mobile devices. The Newton was a bit of a technological dead end, but Psion/Symbian devices had an unbroken almost 20 year history of RISC-powered mobility before the iPhone was even a wet spot in an Apple fanboy's pants.

Wu has also in past claimed to have been a Palm developer, she's lying about the developer bit of course but she was a Palm fanboy back in the Lauren Milovy days, so she must have been aware of the Dragonball to Arm transition that Palm went through. Point is, even as a casual observer of the tech industry over the past two decades she ought to have picked up more knowledge than this just by osmosis.

It's almost like she's working to be this ignorant, while still in her head she thinks she's a super cool engineer chick. I cannot understand why she's not more circumspect with this pose which she must at some level realise is fake as fuck. To spout off bullshit you harvested from random wikipedia pages, and then go on a rant about mansplaining when people call you out... is she just seeing what she can get away with before people will finally question her qualifications as a software engineer?