Picture, if you will, back in 2015, when GG was winding down and Grasshoppers ran small businesses.
We had just gotten every college Wu ever attended to admit she never graduated. Life was good.
General consensus is that everyone knew that Brianna Wu was John Flynt, but we wanted to make it
official. We wanted the equivalent of Wu's
Autism Papers - proof of Wu's name change, and with some finegling, worked out how to get them. We successfully sussed out where said proof was, and we sent a Kiwi operative team to collect the goods.
Unfortunately, things went Autistic in a hurry when the clerk's office claimed to not have Wu's records. They redirected our team to another clerk's office, who had no access to them. After some amateur detective work, we came to the conclusion that either the clerk's office that had Wu's records were incompetent fucktards or Wu called and got her records sealed.
Wu would soon humblebrag on Twitter that it was the latter, though we have no way of knowing whether or not that's true.
So story's over, right? Well, not really, because one of our Kiwis quickly realized that there was more than one way to get proof of that, and that the easiest was simply Wu's voter records, something easily acquired via a basic background check. Since anyone who planned to do any actual official business with Wu 's company would run
the same fucking check, we got our shit together, and the result was
this:
So many interesting things were brought up by this little check.
In fact we honestly found more this way than if our initial operation had been successful.
Even if the information was out of date, it establishes some
amazing shit that completely bulldozed Wu's narratives:
*
John Flynt and Brianna Wu are one and the same.
*
Wu is still considered the rightholder for Socially Unconscious.
* That Wu had no driver's license or vehicles registered in her name, and this was why she was always taking Lyft/Uber everywhere.
* That despite purportedly working for Trent Lott, Wu voted Democrat in every election since she was voting age.
Suffice to say, when Wu discovered what we had done,
she had a fucking meltdown. She would later go on to blame KIA for it.