Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Brianna Wu: My goal is to waste take your money and get attention.
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You know, I didn't think that Wu would really get any votes other than the "anyone but Lynch" crowd who hadn't even heard of her... but then I see comments like this which fit right into Brianna's whole "I'm going to take over the Tech subcomittie on the first day, trash the 1st ammendment, and punish everyone in congress who doesn't vote with me!" planned approach after her election in her twittie comments.

Jesus christ.

D.R. Darke thinks Brianna needs to be MORE extreme idiotic. But I do agree that John needs to stop pretending like Hilary Clinton wasn't a nuclear bomb dodged by the American people with those election results...

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"And no, we should not try to get along with anybody in government and only the majority rules. Fuck anyone else, that's not what my idea of communi-- I mean democracy is about! One party system now!"

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Meanwhile, in "Election Eve", heroic House Speaker Michael Cabbot finds himself Acting President after the sitting President and VP are taken out by female assassins. Let's see what he has to say!

Election Eve - A Novel by John Walker Flynt said:
“Let me add one small thing to what I just said,” stated the President. “When I first decided to run for President, it was because I am truly disgusted by partisan politics in Washington. You’ve got the Neocons hijacking the Republican party the politics of personal destruction, and the only agenda the Democrats can seem to agree on is ‘We Hate Republicans.’ I refuse to let this administration play that game. According to the Constitution, I am President until November 2nd, and then the American people decide if I deserve to keep the job. This administration will be half Democrat and half Republican. We’re going to decide what we can do improve the lives of the American people, and not play any more games.”
 
"To be honest, I felt painted into a corner here. I am how tall I am, and he is as tall as he is. All I can do is represent both of us accurately." - John

Or, you know, you could have not brought it up at all. Much less, going to the effort of getting a cardboard cutout of your opponent to visually illustrate your point.

You could have instead pointed out some policy or position difference. But no, you had to make it weird, like the bizarre fucking Babadook you are.
 
Meanwhile, in "Election Eve", heroic House Speaker Michael Cabbot finds himself Acting President after the sitting President and VP are taken out by female assassins. Let's see what he has to say!

The acting president actually remains in office until inauguration day, which is January 20th. I feel like if you are going to craft a "masterpiece" of fiction with a backdrop of presidential politics and the word election in the name of the thing, that might be something worth looking at, but that would require mild effort or at least the equivalent of an 8th grade social studies or civics class.
 
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Also, good job with the belt. Shouldn't members of Congress be able to dress themselves?
The embarrassing state of the belt kind of distracts from his bizarre decision to wear light tan flats with a black dress. Goddamn, Brianna. Just stop with the flats altogether. They just further shine a light on how much you don't pass as a woman.
 
The embarrassing state of the belt kind of distracts from his bizarre decision to wear light tan flats with a black dress. Goddamn, Brianna. Just stop with the flats altogether. They just further shine a light on how much you don't pass as a woman.

You think Wu can walk in heels? She's probably never even tried.
I particularly like the 180 degree twist in the belt that screams "I just put the politician outfit on for the sake of this photo."
 
You think Wu can walk in heels? She's probably never even tried.
I particularly like the 180 degree twist in the belt that screams "I just put the politician outfit on for the sake of this photo."
Even if she could walk in heels, I don't know if Brianna can find heels that'd support his man body due to his autistic need to buy actual women's shoes.

Speaking of footwear, it has been awhile since we've seen the hooker boots. Think they finally gave out?
 
literally spat my fucking drink out screamlaughing at this

hoooooooooooooly fuck this creature is ugly

imma quickly photoshop her to be more aesthetically pleasing
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Take note that this photograph is taken in their dining room, so they're still not using that office they rented for commercials/film studio shit.
 
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