Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Seriously, this article is solid gold. I take back what I said about the media; good on Marie Claire for embracing satire.

Why did I lose? It’s a question I’ve had to ask myself honestly. The truth is, you cannot run a political campaign like a tech startup. Technology is a field that fetishizes disruption. The old ways are suspect, and we place an almost irrational trust on new tools. That’s fine for developing games, but it was a failing playbook for politics.

You know who ran a campaign that successfully threw out the political playbook?

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Seriously, this article is solid gold. I take back what I said about the media; good on Marie Claire for embracing satire.



You know who ran a campaign that successfully threw out the political playbook?

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true but try getting any leftist or transtrender like Wu to say they are copying Trump's own strategy. They'd shriek, fly off the handle and demand you be banned from whatever platform you used to contact them
 
I see the media continues to cover itself in glory by giving airtime to a deranged, mutilated grifter.

EDIT: Holy balls, that article contains a laughable fuckup in the very first sentence.

"It was November 8, 2016, and I was walking out of Hillary Clinton's headquarters. I had been just 30 feet from the podium where I'd hoped to see her accept the presidency."

Hillary! wasn't going to give her victory speech at her HQ. She was going to give it at the Javits Convention Center. :story:

No shit. Is there nothing John can't fuck up? The Javits Convention Center was chosen because it has a glass ceiling -- this was discussed in Shattered: Inside Hillary Clinton's Doomed Campaign by Allen and Parnes. The idea being that she would proclaim victory, and "shatter the glass ceiling". When everything went sideways for Hilldawg, the writers merely had to tweak the title that they had already decided on earlier in the campaign.

This probably helps explain why Hill didn't want to go to the JCC to give the concession speech, and stand beneath that ceiling she was supposed to have "shattered". Oh, irony, thou art a cruel mistress.

John, you are the grandaddy of all liars.
 
Telltale signs that you should end your life: when you ask for help "levelling up your people skills" from an unemployed mutilated cryptkeeper with no friends

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Who will be the first to Photoshop that with an image of John on the cover and the title changed to Repulse?
 
Actually the reason she spat water in your face was because she was wondering why the gay orangutan standing in front of him was taking her same course after failing it four fucking times.

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Has anyone questioned how many schools he’s been in and yet doesn’t have a degree? No one goes to journalism, engineering, and computer science schools to obtain an education in all 3.
 
Just think John, if you worked there you'd be able to masturbate to them every day!

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APOLOGISE SHITLORD

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All the women on your team?

A bunch of women working in journalism. Imagine that! It's the team that wrote about the phone John, not the team that built it... which if I had to hazard to guess is bunch of brown, white and Asian dudes and maybe one or two chicks who probably aren't lookers and have a good chance of being chubby.
 
Just think John, if you worked there you'd be able to masturbate to them every day!

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APOLOGISE SHITLORD

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This is what happens when mansplainers collide. Kick his ass, John! Go for the throat Eyas! And John, those two dubious percentage points are definitely worth getting your grease-stained panties in a wad over. But isn't it considered a given in statistics that error usually accounts for at least 5%? Whatever, kill each other, you two.

That Marie Claire piece is one of the great moments in the history of the crazed asshole that is John Flynt, and is fabulously, unintentionally hilarious. I guess MC is where you get published when you're not ready for the really hard hitting intellectual outlets such as Teen Vogue?

Reading John's narcissistic delusions in essay form is the equivalent of watching a castrated dog lick its own scarred taint -- it's so happy while it's doing it that it would be churlish to yell "No! Bad dog!". And like the dog, John would just stare uncomprehendingly, wondering why it's being yelled at.

I was intrigued tho, to learn that he had discovered how to make facial expressions just like the humans do. God willing and the creek don't rise, soon he'll be able to present as an honest-to-gosh real person. Fake it til you make it, John Boy.
 
All the women on your team?

A bunch of women working in journalism. Imagine that! It's the team that wrote about the phone John, not the team that built it... which if I had to hazard to guess is bunch of brown, white and Asian dudes and maybe one or two chicks who probably aren't lookers and have a good chance of being chubby.

And those "chicks" probably have penises.
 
Telltale signs that you should end your life: when you ask for help "levelling up your people skills" from an unemployed mutilated cryptkeeper with no friends

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Ah, so this is the much speculated audiobook from which John learned how to imperfectly fake his way through interpersonal interactions like a real human. All the head bobbing, snarl-smiling, eye-widening, hand gesturing, it's probably all in that book.
 
Ah, so this is the much speculated audiobook from which John learned how to imperfectly fake his way through interpersonal interactions like a real human. All the head bobbing, snarl-smiling, eye-widening, hand gesturing, it's probably all in that book.

Perhaps it's a trifle immodest to toot your own horn, but I've been saying this for a good while.
She's demonstrated a lot of behaviours in the past that have clearly been harvested from the pages of self-help books like these, but it's nice to finally have the confirmation from her own lips. The weird thing is that she seems to think that the lessons she took away actually worked. When she was put on the stage next to Ayanna Presley who clearly has had real oratorical training, the difference is stark. All her dumbshit pop-psych tricks achieve is to make her look like (more of) a lunatic.
 
Ah, so this is the much speculated audiobook from which John learned how to imperfectly fake his way through interpersonal interactions like a real human. All the head bobbing, snarl-smiling, eye-widening, hand gesturing, it's probably all in that book.

What page do they teach you to do this?

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Yes let's just vote for the president via Twatter poll. Dumb cunt.

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Where did you find the spare cash as a poor black girl, John?

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I'm actually in favor of one of these: a national holiday for Election Day. Nothing's open but emergency services. There's no reason not to do it, and it might actually favor the right, since we tend to be the ones with the jobs.

Of course, for John, every day's a holiday.
 
I'm actually in favor of one of these: a national holiday for Election Day. Nothing's open but emergency services. There's no reason not to do it, and it might actually favor the right, since we tend to be the ones with the jobs.

It's a fucking stupid idea. Give people a holiday and a high percentage of them are going to want to go away to see relatives or on a weekend break, etc.
You'd end up doing exactly the opposite of the original aim, reducing the number of people who vote. Everyone else is just going to end up resentful that they have to stick around town to vote wasting their national holiday on something distinctly not fun.

You want to increase the number of people who vote? Make postal ballots and other early voting schemes a priority.
 
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