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Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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Don't worry John since you're such a pious Christian you would know that those blasphemers are destined for hellfire anyway.
Yes of course it's a public service to make sure that the whole world is as fucking uninformed and sheltered as you are.
Yes of course it's a public service to make sure that the whole world is as fucking uninformed and sheltered as you are.
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Remember how there was that crazed lefty who shot Republican politicians at a baseball game? If Florida Bomber Man represents the entire right, then he represents the entire left.
The "bombs" were completely no functional and were no threat and results in no injuries, crazed socialist never trumper shot some people.
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So according to Brianna Wu, school shootings means the fault of the right-wings and alt-right. Surprised Wu didn't blame GamerGate yet.
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This is a fine opportunity for Wu to remember growing up with all his Jewish friends in Mississippi and the things they had to endure. Skinheads might even have targeted them, who knows.
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But all his friends died from being murder-suicided by the Klan when they were misgendered in the Iraq War. So says Mississippi John.
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All of John's stories start to make sense if you start to think of them as modern American legends.
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Mississippi John, no man embodies the true spirit of America like Mississippi John does.
Mississippi John grew up in the backwoods of his namesake, and he was so good at it, he did it twice at the same time: Once as a boy and another time as a girl. All the folks around him who met both of his childhood selves always remarked about how smart and capable they were, right before pushing him in the mud and shunning him for being different. It was tough on ol' john, but it was much tougher on him at school.
While Miss'ippi John was growning up at school he was recuited by the KKK, and then lynched for being an atheist nigger-lover - which was a bit of a conumdrum for the KKK since there weren't any actual negroes where John was growning up. The KKK got lucky and found someone the next town over who'd laid out a bit longer than they'd intended, and using them as bait, uncovered John's negro-fraternizing ways. But when the KKK went to string him up, John got the last laugh as he had no spine and they had to cut him down. So he went back to growing up in abject poverty and being smarter than his teachers.
John was a nat'ral born gamer. His family lived in abject poverty, but John didn't let that stop him. He wrote his uncle who worked for Ninetendo, and then picked up his ax and went out and carving a SNES/SEGA all-in-one console from a hickory tree. All the other kids made fun of him for his wooden controllers, but John didn't let that stop him from being so good at Street Fighter he was banned from all official tournaments for being too good at the game. The other him growing up as a girl was just banned for being a girl, then forced to make sandwhiches, then was lynched again for witchcraft where she died, and then went to college to learn journalism.
While John's life as a girl had him learning journalism, John's other childhood of abject poverty had given him a computer with internet access, something every household had in the 1980s, and John used those skills to become the greatest engineer south of the Mississippi.
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How dare you!! John Flynt has definitely never plagiarised anything in the past.
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John is a fairly obvious joke.
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Lol if they escaped, why does the dog still have a leash on?
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"I'm not plagiarizing, I'm just extremely unoriginal!"
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Now Ol' Mississippi John was known to spin hisself a zinger or two in his day. But John was a magnanimous sort of fellow, and he came up a zinger so good, he knew it'd be criminal to keep it all to his lonesome, so what John did was wrote a letter to some people he knew with that humdinger of a zinger on the pages, but when he took it to the post master, the sorting machine was broken and post-marked it the day before, causing those letters to be delivered the yesterday before John came up with his zinger. So you see Mississippi John came up with that there totally ill burn first, but other people posted it before he did because of a screw up down at the post office.
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Now Mississippi John was long and lean
Drove all around town in a Porsche machine
Had his dick chopped off by the Ku Klux Klan
Now she's all married to to a Chinaman
Drove all around town in a Porsche machine
Had his dick chopped off by the Ku Klux Klan
Now she's all married to to a Chinaman
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Using Star Wars to justify nakedly re,tarded racism, we're on a whole new level of autism now.
Maybe because one is entertainment and one is an ostensible approximation of the truth, John. The state of news media notwithstanding, there is actually a difference.
Maybe because one is entertainment and one is an ostensible approximation of the truth, John. The state of news media notwithstanding, there is actually a difference.
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So is this why John tries to look like he just stepped out of a horror movie?
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I'm pretty sure thats Wu's dog. I mean its filthy n needs groomed so.
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She paid money to get on Gab, get a blue checkmark and mock users.
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Oops, looks like avowed Nazi John Flynt attempted to cover his tracks but no amount of tweet baleetion will let the world forget where you stand, John!