Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Congrats on making it to 2500 pages full of Brianna Wu's delusional sperging! And Happy Holidays!
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I like how the Wu tree has zero ornaments on it, no tree skirt, or no other Christmas decorations in the house.

Almost as if this is all a staged photo 🤫🤔

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I can understand buying a new house and needing a new tree but no ornaments or decorations implies they never celebrated other than giving shit to each other. This also just reeks of a photo op.
 
I like how the Wu tree has zero ornaments on it, no tree skirt, or no other Christmas decorations in the house.

Almost as if this is all a staged photo 🤫🤔

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I can understand buying a new house and needing a new tree but no ornaments or decorations implies they never celebrated other than giving shit to each other. This also just reeks of a photo op.
And I like how the closed caption on the TV just says "Christ". Why even bother putting up a tree if you aren't going to decorate it? At the very minimum, put a tree skirt on. But, this is a lot like Wu's transition to "womanhood". Bare minimum effort and it is obvious that it isn't the real thing at all.
 
I like how the Wu tree has zero ornaments on it, no tree skirt, or no other Christmas decorations in the house.

Almost as if this is all a staged photo 🤫🤔

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I can understand buying a new house and needing a new tree but no ornaments or decorations implies they never celebrated other than giving shit to each other. This also just reeks of a photo op.

It doesn't even have a star. Also, is that Die Hard on the tv? How novel.
 
I like how the Wu tree has zero ornaments on it, no tree skirt, or no other Christmas decorations in the house.

Almost as if this is all a staged photo 🤫🤔

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I can understand buying a new house and needing a new tree but no ornaments or decorations implies they never celebrated other than giving shit to each other. This also just reeks of a photo op.
Hoo boy, there's a Ferrari book in there :lol: Guess we know what's next after John's arc-welding project.
 
I like how the Wu tree has zero ornaments on it, no tree skirt, or no other Christmas decorations in the house.

Almost as if this is all a staged photo 🤫🤔

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I can understand buying a new house and needing a new tree but no ornaments or decorations implies they never celebrated other than giving shit to each other. This also just reeks of a photo op.
These are just 2 creepy motherfuckers.
 
I like how the Wu tree has zero ornaments on it, no tree skirt, or no other Christmas decorations in the house.

Almost as if this is all a staged photo 🤫🤔

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I can understand buying a new house and needing a new tree but no ornaments or decorations implies they never celebrated other than giving shit to each other. This also just reeks of a photo op.
For fuck's sake, groom your dogs.
 
For fuck's sake, groom your dogs.

John is such an absolute piece of shit getting these high maintenance dogs with coats that need lots of care and then leaving them absolutely filthy and disgusting. He shouldn't be allowed to own these fancy breeds. Or actually, just dogs at all, because all he does is keep them in cages or alternately, leave them outside to freeze to death.
 
I like how the Wu tree has zero ornaments on it, no tree skirt, or no other Christmas decorations in the house.

Almost as if this is all a staged photo 🤫🤔

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I can understand buying a new house and needing a new tree but no ornaments or decorations implies they never celebrated other than giving shit to each other. This also just reeks of a photo op.
Definitely staged the living room looks oddly cleaner then usual.
 
Ugh. Those poor dogs. Lolcows are hilarious until they bring in pets, which they always abuse or neglect.

Also in agreement that the decorations are staged; they probably got a tree on Christmas Eve and put it up. People their age usually inherit decorations from their grandparents or parents, buy ornaments from places they’ve traveled, etc. Or just buy a bag of ornaments from the target $1 spot.

The lack of decoration and neglected animals is exhibit #3458 that these two are friendless manchildren from families that want absolutely nothing to do with them, and for good reason.
 
The lack of decoration and neglected animals is exhibit #3458 that these two are friendless manchildren from families that want absolutely nothing to do with them, and for good reason.

How does John not even take care of a fucking dog? He can't even do that. He has literally nothing else to do but sit around dilating his stink ditch, and he can't even wash a dog? And this fucker who can't even take care of a dog wants to be a House Rep? Fuck John.
 
How does John not even take care of a fucking dog? He can't even do that. He has literally nothing else to do but sit around dilating his stink ditch, and he can't even wash a dog? And this fucker who can't even take care of a dog wants to be a House Rep? Fuck John.
What lolcow has ever taken care of a pet? Zoe’s dog exists to distract from the fact that she drove someone to suicide. Kivabay has cats she can’t afford and now wants a dog with medical problems. Chris Chan and Barb neglect their animals. I’m sure there are more.
 
I like how the Wu tree has zero ornaments on it, no tree skirt, or no other Christmas decorations in the house.

Almost as if this is all a staged photo 🤫🤔

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I can understand buying a new house and needing a new tree but no ornaments or decorations implies they never celebrated other than giving shit to each other. This also just reeks of a photo op.
TV said it better than I could.
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What lolcow has ever taken care of a pet? Zoe’s dog exists to distract from the fact that she drove someone to suicide. Kivabay has cats she can’t afford and now wants a dog with medical problems. Chris Chan and Barb neglect their animals. I’m sure there are more.

Remember how much shit Mitt Romney took for putting a dog in a carrier on top of the car? It was kind of shitty but it isn't like the dog died. John actually killed one of his.
 
When is John working on his campaign when 95% of his day consists of being an exceptional individual on Twatter?
That is him working on his campaign. It's going exactly as planned. He gets to pretend to be doing something important while guaranteeing that he won't get elected and actually have to do something.

Yes, this is definitely something adults buy for eachother.
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Maybe it is an inside joke. Like they call it the "dick shredder" in honor of Wu's trip to the chop shop or something. Because they don't really cook, do they? I assumed they ordered pizza or wings or Chinese takeout every night like most bachelors.
 
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