Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Mola Ram]

"random men" like a specialist in infectious diseases, but yeah you're right John, let me trust the opinions of a man who sucks the juice out of a mutilated crotch stump instead.

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It really is the grunting and the heavy breathing that adds to the intellectual weight of this argument.

And pray tell why should anyone take advice from two jobless faggots?

 

[King Dead]

Now, I'm not going to count my chickens before they hatch (something that John does all too frequently), but if Frank's lost his job, this could lead to some interesting times ahead. Considering the multitude of massive expenses that they've undertaken (buying the house, the multiple Porsches, underwriting pretty much the entirety of the scampaign, a myriad of tabletop/vidya/miscellaneous purchases), I can't imagine Frank's bank account is looking too good at the moment, especially when Wave's stock prices plummeted before the pandemic even started. It's definitely not a good time to be looking for a job, even more so one that can keep up with John's ludicrous financial demands.

Maybe Frank will find something quickly, but imagine if he doesn't. Imagine John having to give up his beloved Porsches so they can afford their mortgage payments. Imagine John being cut off from the credit cards so he can't pay-to-win at whatever mobile game struck his fancy. A skel can dream.

If Frank was sniffing around for a job at biotech cocktail parties, he is crazier than I ever thought if he brought the Schrecklich Sasquatch Tranny with him and introduced it as his spouse. That is not how you get a job . . . unless Galvanic Life Sciences is hiring.

Maybe he could leverage his experience to become a professor at Miskatonic University. I doubt they'd be closed due to a little pandemic.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

"random men" like a specialist in infectious diseases, but yeah you're right John, let me trust the opinions of a man who sucks the juice out of a mutilated crotch stump instead.

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This is John at his very best.

First, the drug is hydroxychloroquine, not hydrochloroquine.

Second, taken as directed it won't kill anyone.

Third, John insanely claims it's deadly because it's used in aquariums (which, being a simpleton, he calls "fish tanks"). Other deadly chemicals that are used in "fish tanks" include a lethal witch's brew of water, salt, and calcium.

Fourth, John has somehow determined that all of the bad advice on the Internet is the work of men. Not a single woman has posted anything even slightly questionable on this topic.

Fifth, he presents Frank as if he were an M.D. instead of a Ph.D. with no special knowledge of the topic he's babbling about.

 

[AnOminous]

First, the drug is hydroxychloroquine, not hydrochloroquine.

Even DRUAAAAUUMPH got the name right.

 

[Kosher Dill]

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It really is the grunting and the heavy breathing that adds to the intellectual weight of this argument.

Why on earth does he think it's a good idea to give medical advice in front of a wall of political flyers that he's not even the canidate for?

 

[TaimuRadiu]

This week in deletions:

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How could we have had test kits in great quantity for a virus that as far as most people understand, only popped up in January?

 

[Water-T]

Fourth, John has somehow determined that all of the bad advice on the Internet is the work of men. Not a single woman has posted anything even slightly questionable on this topic.

Gwyneth Paltrow says hi, John.

 

[break these cuffs]

Fourth, John has somehow determined that all of the bad advice on the Internet is the work of men. Not a single woman has posted anything even slightly questionable on this topic.

I mean, the joke writes itself.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Who would have thought that "remote working" is exactly the same as John's regular life?

wait a minute

 

[Water-T]

"I was not only the president of the Tranny Conservatives of America....I was also a client!"

 

[Peace and Harmony]

It might also be AIDS you commie faggots

 

[break these cuffs]

It might also be AIDS you commie faggots

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Reminder that John has multiple pieces of expensive home workout equipment he isn't using.

 

[Mola Ram]

Reminder that John has multiple pieces of expensive home workout equipment he isn't using.

Well gotta come up with some excuse for looking like a sack of inexpertly peeled potatoes.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Is that so John? Did you interview them yourself?

grownups are fucking re,tarded.

 

[break these cuffs]

Golf is a game where you literally do not have to get close to another person while playing. You don't even have to play it with another person and you can abide by all CDC recommendations while playing it. Just call the news racist instead of dancing around it.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

How about the dogs, John? Did you clean them yet or are they still starving filthy barely-alive walking dishrags?

 

[Mola Ram]

How about the dogs, John? Did you clean them yet or are they still starving filthy barely-alive walking dishrags?

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This feels like the sort of tweet that precedes a grisly murder-suicide.

 

[Dick Ramdass]

Is that soap and hands emojis in John's Twitter name supposed to encourage everyone to stay clean? How can he talk about hygiene when he barely changes his clothes?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Daily reminder that BUSH DID 9/11

 

[AnOminous]

Is that soap and hands emojis in John's Twitter name supposed to encourage everyone to stay clean? How can he talk about hygiene when he barely changes his clothes?

I remember seeing that black One True Dress have the same white stain on it for months at a time every time John appeared in it.