Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Peace and Harmony said:
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Why does Frank always have to do that r3tarded pose for John's reheated dog food like he's in an early 90s commercial for Lunchables or Capri-Sun?
 
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You can be against corporate dominance of the labour market but unless you're willing to habe half the country out of a job after this, you're going to have to pay the large corporations that employ these people

John is such a retard - his libertarian sperging is retarded too 'so whats your big govt spending plan and heavy handed measures to deal with COVID)

'well we're anti big govt so probably just let it burn itself out while allowing people to respond their own way'

'Ha i knew you had no plan'

Its like asking an atheist what his plan is for when he goes.to hell for not believing and then being like HA GOTCHA when he says he dosen't believe in hell either
 
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
The real deal is he doesn't want to get his ass handed to him by a gifted 13 year old...or a reasonably competent 13 year old -- so punting to a technical term that might fluster a homemaker (much respect) is his only real move
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John actually "teaching" anything would open him up to the humiliation of his absolute lack of any useful knowledge being exposed. John will never risk being exposed as the fraud he is.

Water-T said:
Why does Frank always have to do that r3tarded pose for John's reheated dog food like he's in an early 90s commercial for Lunchables or Capri-Sun?
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Because he is the prototype of the soy boy, the inventor of the soy grimace. He is the only supposedly male human who still makes that stupid fucking face.

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Kengling except gayer.
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It's demi-glace you dumb bastard, not demi-glaze.
 
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
The real deal is he doesn't want to get his ass handed to him by a gifted 13 year old...or a reasonably competent 13 year old -- so punting to a technical term that might fluster a homemaker (much respect) is his only real move

He's one of those fucks that think labeling Chaotic and directionless management as "agile" somehow excuses not knowing what the hell you are doing.
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Every single person that I have met who was worth their weight in salt would be absolutely ecstatic to not only teach, but to be able to interact with a real gifted individual. John does stuff for recognition.
 
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SickNastyBastard said:
Every single person that I have met who was worth their weight in salt would be absolutely ecstatic to not only teach, but to be able to interact with a real gifted individual. John does stuff for recognition.
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John isn't even worth his weight in literal bullshit, which can at least be used as fertilizer.
 
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The steak shouldn't be brownish-grey on the inside. Or crumbley. And unless it's a plate for a child the meat shouldn't be cut into pieces before it's placed on the table. That's Jake Alley levels of cooking. There's also not even a drop of liquid from the meat on that plate, it's bone dry. Maybe he wringed the steaks like a dish rag into the sauce.

The potatoes looks better this time but yet again he didn't flip them so only one side is crispy. They're also eating on their star wars thing with the box for the ships sitting in the upper left.
At least there's no gatorade this time.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
The steak shouldn't be brownish-grey on the inside. Or crumbley. And unless it's a plate for a child the meat shouldn't be cut into pieces before it's placed on the table. That's Jake Alley levels of cooking. There's also not even a drop of liquid from the meat on that plate, it's bone dry. Maybe he wringed the steaks like a dish rag into the sauce.

The potatoes looks better this time but yet again he didn't flip them so only one side is crispy. They're also eating on their star wars thing with the box for the ships sitting in the upper left.
At least there's no gatorade this time.
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Eh its just shitty blue apron. Wu is to dumb to follow simple directions i suppose.
 
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Eh its just shitty blue apron. Wu is to dumb to follow simple directions i suppose.
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Any chance I was ever going to try Blue Apron evaporated with the series of horrific atrocities John has posted to his Twitter. If I were Blue Apron I'd pay that ghoul looking fucker never to mention my name again. Or to say he was using a competitor.
 
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AnOminous said:
Any chance I was ever going to try Blue Apron evaporated with the series of horrific atrocities John has posted to his Twitter. If I were Blue Apron I'd pay that ghoul looking fucker never to mention my name again. Or to say he was using a competitor.
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Fun fact, Wu was sponsored by blue apron for awhile it didn't last that long but for awhile every day at dinner time Wu posted pics like above n pimped blue apron then suddenly stopped.
 
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smackpops said:
Fun fact, Wu was sponsored by blue apron for awhile it didn't last that long but for awhile every day at dinner time Wu posted pics like above n pimped blue apron then suddenly stopped.
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Sponsorship for his show goes through the network, Relay.fm. Some shows have dedicated sponsors, but a lot of them go through the network and appear to rotate through various shows. I think BlueApron is still with them, but hasn't been linked to John's show in a long time.

There was a time when half the hosts on the network were shilling their BlueApron dinners on Twitter, but John lost his shilling duties pretty fast to his other cohosts.

Incidentally, it appears sponsorship is running lean this month, as many smaller shows on the network seem to be without sponsors, including John's latest show.

(I still don't know how he manages to make food look so fucking unappetizing.)
 
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The Gagh Whisperer said:
(I still don't know how he manages to make food look so fucking unappetizing.)
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Nor is Frank's outré cuckface hovering over the meals a point in Blue Apron's favor. He certainly doesn't look like a contented Celestial gourmand about to experience gustatory bliss as he chokes down what appears to be a steaming pile of dog crap that Chef John has slammed onto the filthy table. No, he looks more like a clinically insane Charlie Chan with a mangy beard yelling, "Why you serve feculent offal, Number One Tranny Whore?"
 
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nets_awesome said:
So the place John mentions is definitely a puppy mill. And he gets called out for it
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But a peek at their website shows that the puppies they sell go for $3000 if YOU make a donation to a cancer charity, and that they once donated to said cancer charitbecause they reached 5000 likes on Facebook.
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Wow. That's a massive faux pas among the speds who go crazy for animals. And John's dodge is unbelievable bullshit, too, but then, what should one expect.
 
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