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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Thats great to watch, really puts into perspective "exterminate every fucking journo on Earth". A complete waste of time to even engage in this people, they talk like fucking twitter soundbites, just little tidbits, then sit back and smile as people react. Its like a fucking game show.

This country is so fucking gay.
They aren't a serious people, daft old bastards can't stay on topic or even listen to arguments put their way. The Russia conversation was particularly infuriating, how many times does containment Connor have to say he doesn't agree with them before they'll listen or that one coffin dodger at the end who smugly tells him to leave, I was surprised the hosts pulled him up with what was essentially "Would you say that to a Paki?". Though I'd respect him more if he did.
 
Jim Davidson: UK comedian's part in Keir Starmer's downfall?

Even if you trust his word, you have to also trust his ability to accurately judge this. For all we know someone showed him an AI fake and he went for it. I also don't know why someone would have such film and why they'd go to Jim Davidson if they did. Is he particularly a figure in politics or journalism? I haven't heard of him in decades.
 
Even if you trust his word, you have to also trust his ability to accurately judge this. For all we know someone showed him an AI fake and he went for it. I also don't know why someone would have such film and why they'd go to Jim Davidson if they did. Is he particularly a figure in politics or journalism? I haven't heard of him in decades.
I’m pretty sure Facebook boomers can evaluate evidence at the same level as 4chan weaponised autists. Or recognise is a junky in a tracksuit is really there to read their gas meter… hang on… wait a moment…
 
Homeland Party has had a big CRASHOUT by letting a femboy transsexual who exclusively preferred to get BLACKED into being an organiser of their NORTHERN IRELAND branch lmao. He's since privated his facebook and deleted his femboy twitter and his *official* Homeland Party Xitter. This happened while I was away touching grass so I didn't get a chance to archive anything else sadly. Homeland is being riven with angry chud members finding out they had tranny racemixing fetishists in their midst and big Homeland Party activists Steve Laws is stepping down due to apparently inviting him to the party despite his Xitter profile being riddled with red flags lol
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1912935468796194879.html / https://archive.ph/NUTph
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https://nitter.poast.org/Steve_Laws_/status/1914272244689142105#m / https://archive.ph/rbB9R

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Homeland Party has had a big CRASHOUT by letting a femboy transsexual who exclusively preferred to get BLACKED into being an organiser of their NORTHERN IRELAND branch lmao. He's since privated his facebook and deleted his femboy twitter and his *official* Homeland Party Xitter. This happened while I was away touching grass so I didn't get a chance to archive anything else sadly. Homeland is being riven with angry chud members finding out they had tranny racemixing fetishists in their midst and big Homeland Party activists Steve Laws is stepping down due to apparently inviting him to the party despite his Xitter profile being riddled with red flags lol
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1912935468796194879.html / https://archive.ph/NUTph
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What did Special Branch mean this?
 
Homeland Party has had a big CRASHOUT by letting a femboy transsexual who exclusively preferred to get BLACKED into being an organiser of their NORTHERN IRELAND branch lmao. He's since privated his facebook and deleted his femboy twitter and his *official* Homeland Party Xitter. This happened while I was away touching grass so I didn't get a chance to archive anything else sadly. Homeland is being riven with angry chud members finding out they had tranny racemixing fetishists in their midst and big Homeland Party activists Steve Laws is stepping down due to apparently inviting him to the party despite his Xitter profile being riddled with red flags lol
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1912935468796194879.html / https://archive.ph/NUTph
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Really makes you wonder how this did not once flag up on his background check when he applied for a party membership, it doesn't seem like he hid it at all. Though the running trend of right wing parties being full of closet transsexuals doesn't not make me crack a smile.
 
Really makes you wonder how this did not once flag up on his background check when he applied for a party membership, it doesn't seem like he hid it at all. Though the running trend of right wing parties being full of closet transsexuals doesn't not make me crack a smile.
If there was ever rock-solid evidence supporting horseshoe theory, it's that both the extreme left and extreme right are filled with trannies and pedophiles.
 
What is the ultimate answer to the gay nahtzee problem?
Hard-alt-far-right don't be homo for once challenge, impossible: they've got that Theban spirit, they're drinking that gayreek wine, they wanna implement generplan arse, they're always thinking about the Röhman Empire, they're into close male bonding, they're the queens of Bithynia, they think the homocaust never happened but it should have.
 
To be fair, I believe Steve didn't know. Their interaction reads more like he simply saw him in that picture with the sign. Kenny Smith is the one who admitted to knowing "everything" and he is the one who is in direct control of the party. Such an embarrassing fuck up, and could have been avoided since they have no business in NI in the first place.

EDIT: the part of Kenny Smith's statement where he claims that the femboy was "open and honest" with him.
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