BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%

  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%

  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%
  • Total voters
    426
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Gunslinger said:
Chris was banned from TooManyGames after inappropriately touching and kissing other con goers, but as far as I know he hasn't been banned from any other cons because of his behavior. There was some talk when he was being blocked by multiple, influential people (lol) in the brony community that he was gonna get himself blacklisted, but there hasn't been any indication that that has happened.
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Didn't a bunch of autistic SJWs "shield" him last year?
 
The Dude said:
last year his car broke down on the way home because he's too stupid and lazy to take care of a vehicle. Both times it was funny because he got brought down from his smug, insufferable fun high by reality slapping him in the face.
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Didn't he text Captain who then helped him get a tow? While waiting for the tow truck Chris sat around a gas station parking lot, skipping around the vehicle and singing.
 
The Dude said:
What makes you think it's going to be any different from Clopper Cons of years-gone-by? By that, I mean "boring as fuck". Chris goes, flounces around completely ignorant of how embarrassing he is, takes a few selfies with other pony pedos, makes a couple Tweets about how much fun he's having, and wastes a shit ton of money on pony merch and toys. The only mildly funny things that have happened we after the cons were over. One year he wore that dildo on his head to Church and got chewed out for acting like a tard child after the Charlottesville attack, and last year his car broke down on the way home because he's too stupid and lazy to take care of a vehicle. Both times it was funny because he got brought down from his smug, insufferable fun high by reality slapping him in the face. This year will be no different if he goes.
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I’m holding out hope that between the hype of the pony show ending, this being the last Brony Con, and Chris’ further mental degradation that he’s spurred to taking drastic action to make sure that this will be a con to remember.
 
So Bronycon announced today that they are capping their tickets at 11,000, so tickets at the door might not be available.

So does Chris have is ticket? It'd be amusing to see him through a tantrum because he couldn't make it.
 
RustyNail(her) said:
Didn't he text Captain who then helped him get a tow? While waiting for the tow truck Chris sat around a gas station parking lot, skipping around the vehicle and singing.
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I bet the gas attendant must had locked the door and kept his hand on the shotty the entire time Chris was screaming around the van.
 
LolRaccoon said:
So Bronycon announced today that they are capping their tickets at 11,000, so tickets at the door might not be available.

So does Chris have is ticket? It'd be amusing to see him through a tantrum because he couldn't make it.
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I was more interested in that begging for money for a room means he hadn't booked one. BronyCon is in 3 weeks. He's not going to get a room anywhere near that con. He'd be better off going for one day and just driving there and back. Unless, like a lot of people suspect, he's lying and just wants con cash to blow on plastic dumb shit.
 
RustyNail(her) said:
I was more interested in that begging for money for a room means he hadn't booked one. BronyCon is in 3 weeks. He's not going to get a room anywhere near that con. He'd be better off going for one day and just driving there and back. Unless, like a lot of people suspect, he's lying and just wants con cash to blow on plastic dumb shit.
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The people he was supposed to be staying with, ghosted him. And there is no way Chris will only go to the final Bronycon for one day. Last year he wrote essays about how much he loved Bronycon and how welcome and at home he felt, he will be devastated that not only is this the last one, but his precious G4 is also ending.

And yeah, when it comes to money, Chris is a cunning bitch, he is going to beg all month long for that Bronycon coin, for gas for his car, for food, for security, but all of it will be spent on autographs and collectables. Last year he spend $2000 all together, and I bet he goes for broke again this year.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
2 of them being Jaiman & the Captain. They'll do it again this year.
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I forgot about those tards, but now I remember. Those jabronis never listen to the Hulkster.

Bardle-B Jones said:
I’m holding out hope that between the hype of the pony show ending, this being the last Brony Con, and Chris’ further mental degradation that he’s spurred to taking drastic action to make sure that this will be a con to remember.
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It'd be entertaining, but I doubt it. Jai and Captain will autisticly shield him again and he will just go sperg around the convention again while passive-aggressively tweeting that some pony from his dimension merge shit told him that Bronycon needs to keep going on.
 
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LolRaccoon said:
So Bronycon announced today that they are capping their tickets at 11,000, so tickets at the door might not be available.

So does Chris have is ticket? It'd be amusing to see him through a tantrum because he couldn't make it.
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Chris said he has a weekend pass.

RustyNail(her) said:
I was more interested in that begging for money for a room means he hadn't booked one. BronyCon is in 3 weeks. He's not going to get a room anywhere near that con. He'd be better off going for one day and just driving there and back. Unless, like a lot of people suspect, he's lying and just wants con cash to blow on plastic dumb shit.
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If he can't book a room, maybe he'll just sleep in the car.

Muscle Bra said:
Are you joking about El Capitan being part of the Tard Guard at BronyCon? I can’t recall ever hearing that.

If so, that means Cap is both a brony and a lolcow orbiter, which sounds to me like Cap has his own set of issues to deal with.
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Captain wasn't at BronyCon. His only involvement was when Chris called him about Barb's car breaking down on the way back.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
He was this smug autist who was on here acting like he was superior because he was (probably paying Chris to be) hanging with Chris at bronycon
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I thought Jack Z was the smug autist who paid Chris to hang out with him at BronyCon. Or are Jaimas and Jack Z the same person?
 
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