BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%

  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%

  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%
  • Total voters
    426
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ToroidalBoat said:
Why is a cartoon pony convention so expensive anyway?

(I've never been to any kind of convention so maybe I'm missing something.)
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It's like Chernobyl, afterwards they need to build a giant sarcophagus over the convention site and turnover the soil to a depth of of 20 meters for 30 kms around the epicentre.
 
I can't wait for someone to give him the $600 now only for him to beg a week beforehand for another $600 because he already spent the first $600. Chris with money is like holding water in your hands.
 
He must've burned through that tugboat pretty quickly, it's only been a week into the month after all. Once again Chris is in a bind of his choosing, the one thing he can't seem to do is save money. It's always burning a hole in his fanny pack.

I bet he'd assumed the merge would've happened by now and he could toss C- and W-quarters left and right.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
I can't wait for someone to give him the $600 now only for him to beg a week beforehand for another $600 because he already spent the first $600. Chris with money is like holding water in your hands.
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I'm just surprised Chris hasn't been taken by one of those check cashing scams yet. He seems like the perfect mark. Granted get would just spend all the money instead of forwarding most of it to the scammer like you're supposed to, but the net result would be the same.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
I can't wait for someone to give him the $600 now only for him to beg a week beforehand for another $600 because he already spent the first $600. Chris with money is like holding water in your hands.
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600 bucks may give him the pass, but what about extra cash for useless pony plastic (and food).

I expect him to use good judgment befitting a goddess.
 
You are all Goddesses, my dears.

Chris is an ugly toad.

But seriously, don't give him money.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
I can't wait for someone to give him the $600 now only for him to beg a week beforehand for another $600 because he already spent the first $600. Chris with money is like holding water in your hands.
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If you mean by "holding water in your hands", "holding water in a sieve", you are spot on about Chris handling money.
 
Optimus Prime said:
you just know Bronycon is going to do a big send-off and Chris is going to hate every minute of it
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That's actually a very good point...this final Bronycon is sure to have one hell of a big closing ceremony, probably with a lot of thanks and presentations to organisers, committee members, major celebrity guests - any convention worth its salt will usually do this (slight power level).

Chris's narcissism and sense of entitlement may well lead to him expecting to be honoured and rewarded at such a ceremony. It's almost guaranteed that he won't be. And that means that, even if we have to wait for the final event on the final day, we will get a sperg-out from our boy.
 
Philosophy Phil said:
Unsoliticited photos/videos is usually not welcome at most conventions, overdoing it usually raises alarms that results in one of the three options above.
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It's odd how public attitude towards pics and videos has changed so much in Current Year. It's likely because of the ease which pictures and videos can be spread on the Internet, along with the (often justified) "stranger danger" paranoia Americans have.

But I also think that it's impossible there won't be Chris sightings uploaded, if he does go.
 
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Tikbalang said:
There's one thing that's true and honest Chris said was mind manipulating the CPUs as Chris thinks he's one of them.

Chris is bored when it comes to court sessions about his debt. But when it comes to Bronycon and out of budget, then he's stressed.
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I don’t really blame him, Chris doesn’t seem to understand consequences unless they’ve happened to him or he’ll understand them in a naive way due to seeing it occur in a tv show or cartoon and as far as he’s seen with his experience debt courts are just a waste of his time where after delays they’ll tell him off and sort something out until the next time he had to go to court and do it all over again.
 
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
That's actually a very good point...this final Bronycon is sure to have one hell of a big closing ceremony, probably with a lot of thanks and presentations to organisers, committee members, major celebrity guests - any convention worth its salt will usually do this (slight power level).

Chris's narcissism and sense of entitlement may well lead to him expecting to be honoured and rewarded at such a ceremony. It's almost guaranteed that he won't be. And that means that, even if we have to wait for the final event on the final day, we will get a sperg-out from our boy.
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There might even be a booth advertising the upcoming G5 which he is against.

He will then have two options, ignore it or sperg like mad to the reps about how Celestia has demanded G4 continue into Season 14. This being despite G5 already being well into post-production.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
There might even be a booth advertising the upcoming G5 which he is against.

He will then have two options, ignore it or sperg like mad to the reps about how Celestia has demanded G4 continue into Season 14. This being despite G5 already being well into post-production.
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I predict that Chris will get kicked out of bronycon
 
Tikbalang said:
I predict that Chris will get kicked out of bronycon
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Will it be as a result of more inappropriate touching this time though? I cant see him getting into any other trouble besides unsolicited touching/kissing of "fans". Unless someone calls his pony waifu shit and he pulls out a can of mace I doubt he'll be getting into any fights.
 
I hope the voice of Celestia speaks in the Pony Queen voice how it's great to retire from G4.
 
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
That's actually a very good point...this final Bronycon is sure to have one hell of a big closing ceremony, probably with a lot of thanks and presentations to organisers, committee members, major celebrity guests - any convention worth its salt will usually do this (slight power level).

Chris's narcissism and sense of entitlement may well lead to him expecting to be honoured and rewarded at such a ceremony. It's almost guaranteed that he won't be. And that means that, even if we have to wait for the final event on the final day, we will get a sperg-out from our boy.
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So a repeat of his HS graduation.

Damn, this guy won't grow up.
 
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