BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%

  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%

  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%
  • Total voters
    426
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I wonder how much e-begging he'll do while he's there. We know he can't budget so it's possible he'll run out of money for stuff he wants to buy almost immediately.
 
Yolandi said:
I wonder how much e-begging he'll do while he's there. We know he can't budget so it's possible he'll run out of money for stuff he wants to buy almost immediately.
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I predict he wont beg at the con but almost certainly on the way home or as soon as he gets back, once Barb applies the thumb screws.
 
I hope he brings back the Unicorn cosplay. The way he got fixated on it, and how he wore it in public, how it made him look like Pride Statue of Liberty, and how in his mind he looked so cute in it was fascinating.

He was in the newspaper with it on. He got Prickly Willies in church with it. That Unicorn cosplay was funny shit. It was good content.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Like I wanna project that. Like why the fuck would he beg and not use the tugboat to get him across the State into Maryland?

He fucking uses the tugboat and didn't save $100 a month. That be $1200 a year, which would be quite enough for him especially if he took a train or plane.
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Cause autism, that's why.
 
The only thing I think has any prayer of being funny at Ponycultcon 2019 will be his flailing execution of whatever gayops you know his fevered little reptile brain has been cobbling together all year, to brutesmash through the fragile provinces & back into the fair graces of those 2 dozen+ other ponytards that blocked him on Twitter.

In fact, I wouldn't even be surprised if what surface-reads to us as the desperation you'd naturally expect him to have to simply just not miss this convention is actually his ruthless determination to be able to force himself out of Pony Purgatory. (i.e. "I have my reasons."... - so... he's suddenly compelled to be fucking ominous about why he "needs" to go to the final fucking Bronycon?!) Fuck outta here, man, lol.

Otherwise, you're asking me to believe that he's going to respect & abide by the explicitly-stated boundaries of like 27 different & fully accessible sources of him not being able to get his way. Which.. 😂
 
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Yolandi said:
I wonder how much e-begging he'll do while he's there. We know he can't budget so it's possible he'll run out of money for stuff he wants to buy almost immediately.
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Assuming he gets the money he asks for and the tard bucks roll in on the 2nd as mentioned earlier in this thread, that’s an infusion of cash right in the middle of the event, so he only needs the initial money to get his ass there and secure lodging. Not that I think Chris won’t beg, mind, only that he might not need to during the event.
 
Qi Meng Dealer said:
Assuming he gets the money he asks for and the tard bucks roll in on the 2nd as mentioned earlier in this thread, that’s an infusion of cash right in the middle of the event, so he only needs the initial money to get his ass there and secure lodging. Not that I think Chris won’t beg, mind, only that he might not need to during the event.
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If the car breaks down, I'm sure some loyal fan will be waiting around to give him a piggy back ride home.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Like I wanna project that. Like why the fuck would he beg and not use the tugboat to get him across the State into Maryland?

He fucking uses the tugboat and didn't save $100 a month. That be $1200 a year, which would be quite enough for him especially if he took a train or plane.

Charlottesville to Baltimore would be like $40. Fatty would be at his Galloping Gala and scissoring like Bonobos in no time.

And he's going to squander about $1500 more than he needs to. He won't even stay at a clean but budget hotel like Days Inn. He's gonna go to the Hilton again.
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Because why should Chris budget his own money when there are exceptional people willing to be his paypigs? As much as we give shit to Chris for begging you can only fault him so much when he has been conditioned to expect money for existing.

I do wonder if Chris will be more lax on his behavior and his grabby behavior because what are they going to do, ban him? Though I doubt he has the cognitive ability to realize that on his own.
 
Chris needs to go to Bronycon. A tard crying on Twitter is all well and good, but a tard crying in public?

That's one of the finer things in life.

Chris is absolutely gonna try to pull some shit with the VAs or whoever. Better yet, he'll try pull his prophet shit and say that "Princess Glitterdick said dat da Gen. 4 will last for 69 more seasons, mmh yeah ⚡💙⚡."

Point is, it's gonna be great. The lulz must flow.
 
I used a burner number to text Chris to dig some info. He got the money for the pass, gas and food, but needs 600 for accommodation.

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Chris can live dirt cheap in some areas in Baltimore, guess he wants the nicer spots or extra pocket change.

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"A small bit of swag"?

I am going to call BS on that, and the fact he is trying to downplay it as "a small bit of swag" tells me that he is going to go for broke on all those plushies and autographs and bootleg junk.
 
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wow "Help Me Help You Feel More Content And Happy in the moments during BronyCon, Please" is one of the most egotistic, narcissistic, and condescending things I've ever read. So, in essence, it is one of the most Chris things he's ever written.

Brian Butterfield said:
I have to wonder if one of his spergy I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME is prepping him to make a major announcement on behalf of Celestia and all the alicorns yet to be crowned in the Fated and Destined next 5 seasons of MLP G4.
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I sure hope they are! 'Twill be awesome.

Jasonfan89 said:
Apparently the woman who created this whole series for Hasbro back in the 80s will be there, and all I can say is if Chris manages to talk to her and ask her something about the celestia demanded seasons or the merge all I can imagine is the old lady thinking..."my God what have I done?" And cursing the day she even brought her idea to the Hasbro board of directors all those years ago.
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Dude, not only is she laughing all the way to the bank but I'm sure she has seen some shit in all of her years.

Wrathcaster said:
This presents an interesting hypothetical: he takes the van regardless and it breaks down halfway to Baltimore. What does he do? Beg, obviously. But he sure as shit would still want to get to the last ebber Bronycon. Does he push on and abandon the van, getting a lift from some sperg? Does he stress sigh and turn back? Start walking for Baltimore before collapsing after a few miles?
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I shudder to think of what kind of psychopath would see a fat dude dressed like a pre-teen girl and wearing a pony get-up standing on the side of the highway and offer him a ride.

Philosophy Phil said:
I'm going to be honest (autistic) and crunch the numbers for you.

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Merchandise sold at stands is often upcharged due to the nature of the buyer, so anything from 5~100 (Per piece) assuming Chris wants 5 things, we'll average it to be about... 20$ each, for an estimated $100.
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:optimistic: that Chris would only want $100 worth of merch. At the last BronyCon, he came home with a literal crap-ton of, well, crap.
 
Real G said:
I used a burner number to text Chris to dig some info. He got the money for the pass, gas and food, but needs 600 for accommodation.

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Chris can live dirt cheap in some areas in Baltimore, guess he wants the nicer spots or extra pocket change.

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Well duh, but he should stay at a dive with bed bugs, hookers, and mold. It's where he belongs, and it will feel just like home.
 
The merch troll account made a joke about him selling his bathwater, he made it about his DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS and was not amused
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