BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%

  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%

  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%
  • Total voters
    426
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I think that Chris will be asked to leave within a few hours of getting to the con.

Not because of any bad behavior or meltdowns. But I'm 100% sure Chris will wear the exact same outfit He wore last time, that he still has'nt washed,with the unicorn horn.
 
Of course Chris stoops to selling his broth. Not only is it gross and pathetic, it's also completely unoriginal. It's the unoriginality that made it a certainty.
 
Real G said:
I used a burner number to text Chris to dig some info. He got the money for the pass, gas and food, but needs 600 for accommodation.
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In simple words, Chris lies again. He has the funds but "please help me to get to Bronycon".....so i can spend YOUR money on toys.
 
The likeliest of reasons Chris is not going to rent a cheap motel/hotel. Is because he knows the two people that blew him off will be at the Hilton, plus it's closer to the complex and he won't have to walk much.
 
If Chris goes there, i guarantee that he will have some sort of meltdown there. It's the last Bronycon, it's his known happy place and he'll be damned to not save it somehow.
 
I know it's wrong for me to wish for this - and it likely won't happen, either... As much as it should, so let me say it, anyway:

The only way this final convention of Ponyfags (not sorry for that - and never will be.) for really reals (if that is true, of course!) can end well is if Chris finally gets into a fight there and someone records it and uploads it for all to see. Just so we can see his ass kicked for being the worst Pony fan in existence, honestly.

I'm sorry - but someone in that hive of scum and villainy that is the horse show fanbase really needs to make an example of him, at this point. It's only right to give this insanity some true closure, dammit!
 
So... why can't he use Airbnb again?

I mean, he could theoretically find a place near the con center for a third of the price of what he's aiming for.
 
Shokew said:
Just so we can see his ass kicked for being the worst Pony fan in existence, honestly.
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Chris is definitely not the worst pony fan in existence. The brony fandom has rapists, diaper fetishists, inflation fetishists, guro/CP artists, kiddie fiddlers, people who stalk voice actresses and people who genuinely fuck horses. By comparison, Chris is just a harmless dipshit who creeps out the people he meets because he doesn't have a good grasp of social boundaries and he's ugly. That's most bronies though.

Also, no one at BronyCon would engage Chris in a physical confrontation. They're literally ALL emaciated nerds. It's probably the only place in the world where Chris could get into a fight and have a good chance of winning it.
 
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