BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%

  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%

  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%
  • Total voters
    426
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Shokew said:
I know it's wrong for me to wish for this - and it likely won't happen, either... As much as it should, so let me say it, anyway:

The only way this final convention of Ponyfags (not sorry for that - and never will be.) for really reals (if that is true, of course!) can end well is if Chris finally gets into a fight there and someone records it and uploads it for all to see. Just so we can see his ass kicked for being the worst Pony fan in existence, honestly.

I'm sorry - but someone in that hive of scum and villainy that is the horse show fanbase really needs to make an example of him, at this point. It's only right to give this insanity some true closure, dammit!
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No.
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Shokew said:
I know it's wrong for me to wish for this - and it likely won't happen, either... As much as it should, so let me say it, anyway:

The only way this final convention of Ponyfags (not sorry for that - and never will be.) for really reals (if that is true, of course!) can end well is if Chris finally gets into a fight there and someone records it and uploads it for all to see. Just so we can see his ass kicked for being the worst Pony fan in existence, honestly.

I'm sorry - but someone in that hive of scum and villainy that is the horse show fanbase really needs to make an example of him, at this point. It's only right to give this insanity some true closure, dammit!
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Shoo Anglo. Shoo. Sperg elsewhere.
 
i should let him stay at my place so he can at least save money

i should absolutely not let him stay with me i take that back immediately.
 
Shokew said:
I know it's wrong for me to wish for this - and it likely won't happen, either... As much as it should, so let me say it, anyway:

The only way this final convention of Ponyfags (not sorry for that - and never will be.) for really reals (if that is true, of course!) can end well is if Chris finally gets into a fight there and someone records it and uploads it for all to see. Just so we can see his ass kicked for being the worst Pony fan in existence, honestly.

I'm sorry - but someone in that hive of scum and villainy that is the horse show fanbase really needs to make an example of him, at this point. It's only right to give this insanity some true closure, dammit!
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Dude I can't believe I'm saying this on kiwifarms of all places but...take a damn chill pill
 
Shokew said:
I know it's wrong for me to wish for this - and it likely won't happen, either... As much as it should, so let me say it, anyway:

The only way this final convention of Ponyfags (not sorry for that - and never will be.) for really reals (if that is true, of course!) can end well is if Chris finally gets into a fight there and someone records it and uploads it for all to see. Just so we can see his ass kicked for being the worst Pony fan in existence, honestly.

I'm sorry - but someone in that hive of scum and villainy that is the horse show fanbase really needs to make an example of him, at this point. It's only right to give this insanity some true closure, dammit!
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“ I sure hope a BRONY at this BRONY convention can/will kick somebody’s ass!”
 
Real G said:
I used a burner number to text Chris to dig some info. He got the money for the pass, gas and food, but needs 600 for accommodation.

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Chris can live dirt cheap in some areas in Baltimore, guess he wants the nicer spots or extra pocket change.

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I'm sure you or I could find appropriate accommodations in charm city with a budget 1\6th that of CWC's and figure out transit from there to the convention but, knowing Chris, this might be the better option. You don't want to be in the wrong neighborhood of Baltimore. And you really don't want to be in the wrong neighborhood of Baltimore wearing a unicorn horn, CWC's outfit and talking about how you're a goddess.

That said, I would totally watch that brief comedy.
 
Xochi said:
I hope Barb dies riiiiiight... NOW.

Did it work?
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Blue Jerkop said:
you really don't want to be in the wrong neighborhood of Baltimore wearing a unicorn horn, CWC's outfit and talking about how you're a goddess.

That said, I would totally watch that brief comedy.
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So pretty much anywhere that isn't within 500 feet of the Convention Center.
 
If Chris packages jars of "bathwater" anything like his other crap, I expect law enforcement to visit 14b over concerns he's sending biohazard waste through the mail.
 
Watching this situation with Chris is like watching a situation where some woman you care a lot about, like a family member, is in a physically abusive relationship. I keep hoping that THIS TIME people won't give him money. I keep hoping that THIS TIME people will tell him to fuck off. I keep hoping that THIS TIME the pay piggies will have a spine and not give in to his begging and empty promises. But I know it won't happen. I know someone will give him all the money he wants and more. Because these morons are basically battered women and keep going back.
 
The Dude said:
Watching this situation with Chris is like watching a situation where some woman you care a lot about, like a family member, is in a physically abusive relationship. I keep hoping that THIS TIME people won't give him money. I keep hoping that THIS TIME people will tell him to fuck off. I keep hoping that THIS TIME the pay piggies will have a spine and not give in to his begging and empty promises. But I know it won't happen. I know someone will give him all the money he wants and more. Because these morons are basically battered women and keep going back.
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Lol, but I don't care about Chris!
 
Shokew said:
I know it's wrong for me to wish for this - and it likely won't happen, either... As much as it should, so let me say it, anyway:

The only way this final convention of Ponyfags (not sorry for that - and never will be.) for really reals (if that is true, of course!) can end well is if Chris finally gets into a fight there and someone records it and uploads it for all to see. Just so we can see his ass kicked for being the worst Pony fan in existence, honestly.

I'm sorry - but someone in that hive of scum and villainy that is the horse show fanbase really needs to make an example of him, at this point. It's only right to give this insanity some true closure, dammit!
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I think (for you) I'd increase the dosage.
 
The Dude said:
Watching this situation with Chris is like watching a situation where some woman you care a lot about, like a family member, is in a physically abusive relationship. I keep hoping that THIS TIME people won't give him money. I keep hoping that THIS TIME people will tell him to fuck off. I keep hoping that THIS TIME the pay piggies will have a spine and not give in to his begging and empty promises. But I know it won't happen. I know someone will give him all the money he wants and more. Because these morons are basically battered women and keep going back.
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Bruh it's like idocracy meets the local zoo. People pay for the autist hoping he will do some fucking trick or there will be some glorious autustic spectical at brony con when they who give the money are the biggest tards of all. For you see we don't need people to try and spend money to become the new Clyde Billy Tito or whomever else gave him shit because time karma and the flaming train wreck his life is will spawn a cataclysmic autsim supernova that will be all the entertainment well need for a life time. So I say we should all starve the tard of his bux and sit back and watch the fireworks but I honestly doubt people will ever be smart enough or simply not autustic enough to let this go on.
 
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