BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%

  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%

  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%
  • Total voters
    426
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AnOminous said:
It would have ended up that way as it always does which is why people preemptively block him. Chris only starts stalking people he finds cute.
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Remember when he sent Doopie personal emails and asked her to draw two child ponies fingerblasting each other?! Then there was him calling everyone "dear" and his "girlfriend". Then, there was the pathetic incident when he tried to flirt with Brian. Chris is a sex pest, who thinks he's smarter than people like Kevin Spacey. He tried to wiggle around things with semantics and "cute" jokes. He's more pathetic, though, as he would get BTFO if he ever tried to grab anyone's penis or vageen!
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Remember when he sent Doopie personal emails and asked her to draw two child ponies fingerblasting each other?! Then there was him calling everyone "dear" and his "girlfriend". Then, there was the pathetic incident when he tried to flirt with Brian. Chris is a sex pest, who thinks he's smarter than people like Kevin Spacey. He tried to wiggle around things with semantics and "cute" jokes. He's more pathetic, though, as he would get BTFO if he ever tried to grab anyone's penis or vageen!
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I hope he's thought up a new variation of his: "I'm horny!" *points to forehead horn digging into the fat and thinks is so clever* skit that went so well last time...
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Remember when he sent Doopie personal emails and asked her to draw two child ponies fingerblasting each other?! Then there was him calling everyone "dear" and his "girlfriend". Then, there was the pathetic incident when he tried to flirt with Brian. Chris is a sex pest, who thinks he's smarter than people like Kevin Spacey. He tried to wiggle around things with semantics and "cute" jokes. He's more pathetic, though, as he would get BTFO if he ever tried to grab anyone's penis or vageen!
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That was a commission to her openly-NSFW patreon.

I'm not complaining about the content she gave us, but she literally solicited autists to tell her to draw weird sex cartoons for tugboat money, she doesn't really have room for complaints here.

Doopie openly stated that the biggest problem with Chris is :

A) His stalker-y antics. (He's the quintessential replyguy).

B) the retards that keep replying to his tweets to her. One of them even kept harassing her long after her saga ended and got a thread for his retarded antics.

EDIT: I'm an idiot, see @AnOminous's post below for the Sharpensteen thread.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
he sent Doopie personal emails and asked her to draw two child ponies fingerblasting each other
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In the interests of fairness and pedantry: Chris did not ask her to draw two child ponies fingerblasting each other. He asked her to draw that DJ Pon-3 and Octavia makin' out and fingerin'.

He did, however, suggest to that furry vore tard he was following at one point that two child ponies would make for a great shipping couple.
 
neural said:
That was a commission to her openly-NSFW patreon.

I'm not complaining about the content she gave us, but she literally solicited autists to tell her to draw weird sex cartoons for tugboat money, she doesn't really have room for complaints here.

Doopie openly stated that the biggest problem with Chris is :

A) His stalker-y antics. (He's the quintessential replyguy).

B) the exceptional individuals that keep replying to his tweets to her. One of them even kept harassing her long after her saga ended and got a thread for his exceptional antics.
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That's the locked thread.

@yawning sneasel ultimately made another.

 
neural said:
That was a commission to her openly-NSFW patreon.
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Wait, so that makes it any better because the bar is so low?

BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
In the interests of fairness and pedantry: Chris did not ask her to draw two child ponies fingerblasting each other. He asked her to draw that DJ Pon-3 and Octavia makin' out and fingerin'.
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Oh yeah, but it's still disgusting.

I could swear there was something in there about the two young ponies.
Lol, scratch that just read the rest.

neural said:
I'm not complaining about the content she gave us, but she literally solicited autists to tell her to draw weird sex cartoons for tugboat money, she doesn't really have room for complaints here.
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Men don't need to use overt sexuality or media to stalk women. Very innocent women are constantly hounded by fat perverts like Chris. Chris is an inept sex pest who takes Urcle's "I'm wearing you down, baby" mentality too literally.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Wait, so that makes it any better because the bar is so low?
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If you solicit NSFW shit you get NSFW shit. Can't get any simpler than that.

There's no bar involved here, it is a transaction that Doopie herself invited by making a NSFW Patreon for weird cartoon images.

Now it's important to mention that she has the right to refuse customers (which she executed on by refunding Chris's pledge), but she can't complain about getting the initial retarded and perverted requests.

Mariposa Electrique said:
Men don't need to use overt sexuality or media to stalk women. Very innocent women are constantly hounded by fat perverts like Chris. Chris is an inept sex pest who takes Urcle's "I'm wearing you down, baby" mentality too literally.
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I don't get how this relates to anything I said tho?

Chris isn't really an ordinary person, hell, he isn't even your everyday sex pest, the way he conceptualizes and executes on whatever he thinks he wants are completely different from anyone else. Who the fuck else would think that sitting naked on a chocolate cake is going to endear them to anyone?

That's why he was deemed special enough to be the internet's premiere lolcow. Because even weirdo web 1.0 sex pests think they have an edge on him (see Hirtes..etc).

Comparing him to your regular-ass offenders is very reductive and ignores why this particular subforum has persisted for more than a decade now with no significant understanding of how his autistic mind works.
 
Chris is not a sex pest, at one point that was probably true. I'm not even sure he's interested in or even capable of sexual functions these days. He's happy to make out with imaginary Pokeymans as long as there's another human around to fill the weird co-dependency role Barb does.
 
He has also made a statement to the effect that there's still room for at least one real human in his little harem. Ain't gonna happen, but he still likes the idea. Although he probably wouldn't be interested in them for sex so much as having an in-house skivvy.
 
wellthathappened said:
Chris is not a sex pest, at one point that was probably true. I'm not even sure he's interested in or even capable of sexual functions these days. He's happy to make out with imaginary Pokeymans as long as there's another human around to fill the weird co-dependency role Barb does.
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Disagree because every young female in his life including the teen troons reported him constantly mashing his head up to theirs and touching them constantly without permission.
 
Super Colon Blow said:
Disagree because every young female in his life including the teen troons reported him constantly mashing his head up to theirs and touching them constantly without permission.
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You do realize that the teen troons were trolling him right?

They have an incentive to say anything to rile him up and get content out of him, and even then, they failed miserably.
 
neural said:
You do realize that the teen troons were trolling him right?

They have an incentive to say anything to rile him up and get content out of him, and even then, they failed miserably.
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I'd find it harder to believe if they claimed he didn't constantly try to touch any female who tolerated his presence longer than a few minutes.
 
neural said:
You do realize that the teen troons were trolling him right?

They have an incentive to say anything to rile him up and get content out of him, and even then, they failed miserably.
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Chris has ogled and pawed every woman he ever got close enough to attempt it. He thinks this is normal behavior because A. He's an idiot and B. He acts this way with Barb, literally spooning with her, resting his head on her shoulder, giving he backrubs, etc. Going all the way back to Megan, he has been handsy with women.
 
Ron_Swanson said:
I hope he's thought up a new variation of his: "I'm horny!" *points to forehead horn digging into the fat and thinks is so clever* skit that went so well last time...
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Well, just because it didn't work last time is no reason it won't work *this* time... (The story of CWC's life, right?)

Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris is an inept sex pest who takes Urcle's "I'm wearing you down, baby" mentality too literally.
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Y'know, I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that was exactly where Chris got the idea from.

neural said:
Now it's important to mention that she has the right to refuse customers (which she executed on by refunding Chris's pledge), but she can't complain about getting the initial exceptional and perverted requests.
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To be fair, I could see Doopie getting more than her fair share of perverted requests because she is young, female, and cute. If some whack job is going to fap to cartoon furry porn, they'd probably be even more turned on knowing someone like Doopie worked on the art instead of some scruffy dude living in a shitty apartment. But, yeah, if you are targeting the "cartoon pony porn" market, you can't in good faith complain about the wackos coming out of the woodwork.
 
Muscle Bra said:
To be fair, I could see Doopie getting more than her fair share of perverted requests because she is young, female, and cute. If some whack job is going to fap to cartoon furry porn, they'd probably be even more turned on knowing someone like Doopie worked on the art instead of some scruffy dude living in a shitty apartment. But, yeah, if you are targeting the "cartoon pony porn" market, you can't in good faith complain about the wackos coming out of the woodwork.
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That's why I think it was probably the Chris thing that was the problem and not the pony porn thing.
 
wellthathappened said:
Chris is not a sex pest, at one point that was probably true. I'm not even sure he's interested in or even capable of sexual functions these days. He's happy to make out with imaginary Pokeymans as long as there's another human around to fill the weird co-dependency role Barb does.
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But he's an all-star, though.
 
wellthathappened said:
Chris is not a sex pest, at one point that was probably true. I'm not even sure he's interested in or even capable of sexual functions these days. He's happy to make out with imaginary Pokeymans as long as there's another human around to fill the weird co-dependency role Barb does.
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Bit late, but CWC has sold his soul to Sockness in order to piggyback on his ebay account. Who knows what that entails.
 
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