BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%
  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%
  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%

  • Total voters
    426
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I'd find it harder to believe if they claimed he didn't constantly try to touch any female who tolerated his presence longer than a few minutes.
And yet they tolerated him enough to smoke weed with him multiple times.

This is a different case from Megan or the Wallflower, they deliberately seeked his presence in their lives so they can tell him how his Sonichus were totally talking to them too or some other crap.

That's why I think it was probably the Chris thing that was the problem and not the pony porn thing.
I believe she actually stated this as her reason for leaking the content and refunding him.

Chris did dumbass shit like obsessively follow her while blocking her boyfriend, and his dumbass followers would swarm her mentions..etc

To be fair, I could see Doopie getting more than her fair share of perverted requests because she is young, female, and cute. If some whack job is going to fap to cartoon furry porn, they'd probably be even more turned on knowing someone like Doopie worked on the art instead of some scruffy dude living in a shitty apartment. But, yeah, if you are targeting the "cartoon pony porn" market, you can't in good faith complain about the wackos coming out of the woodwork.
This is what I mean when I say that Chris isn't your typical replyguy or Twitter creep.

He's a guy who legitimately thought that giving a woman money for a retarded cartoon pony sex image would legitimately improve his chances with her. :story:

The way his mind works is just far too unique to analyze him like he's Russ Greer or something.

Bit late, but CWC has sold his soul to Sockness in order to piggyback on his ebay account. Who knows what that entails.
And as usual, it's a retarded failure, Sockness has gotten $0 on his dumbass gofundme. Even reduced it to $100 with no takers. :story:

Re-archive: https://archive.vn/mKga0
 
He's a guy who legitimately thought that giving a woman money for a exceptional cartoon pony sex image would legitimately improve his chances with her.
I agree with pretty much everything you said but I doubt Chris is the only loser out there who thought giving Doopie money would serve as his “in”. It probably happens more often than you think.

I forget her name but remember that gamer girl thot who was selling her bath water? While I’m sure some thirsty dudes really wanted it, I’d bet others thought they could use their purchase as an in.

And, for that matter, haven’t people tried throwing money at Chris to get his attention? I’m not trying to say the idea isn’t completely retarded but it’s hardly exclusive to Chris.
 
From that footage of the brony dance I think Chris blends right the fuck in. A lot of people have fun throwing shade at Chris but God damn. You're at bronycon nigga.
 
I agree with pretty much everything you said but I doubt Chris is the only loser out there who thought giving Doopie money would serve as his “in”. It probably happens more often than you think.

I forget her name but remember that gamer girl thot who was selling her bath water? While I’m sure some thirsty dudes really wanted it, I’d bet others thought they could use their purchase as an in.

This is possibly 90% of an e-girl's income. Part of the reason ThotAudit was a hoot.
 
I hope a pay pig gives Chris full VIP status. Penthouse, back stage pass with the VAs and half an hour of their time to discuss the merge and how underlings of Hasbro like themselves have to keep G4 alive.

I want someone to make a Poohbah for him. With Sockness, Hirtes, Kengle and @Cowlick carrying him (the final latter as punishment for forcing his stupid face onto my vision) as Chris blows kisses from within his comfort zone to all the gay bronies.

I want the Queen of Equestria herself, whoever her voice actress is, to bow down to the CPU Goddess's feet all while begging to blow his shriveled, bent duck.

Then on the final hour of the convention, I want Snyder, Megan, Adam Stackhouse, Max, Ivy, Liquid, Alec and even both the main idea guys to host a big panel where they each give Chris $1000 and then all 50000 people attending the panel takes in a deep breath leaving Chris by himself in the center of the quiet room. When a concentrated scream says

JULAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
 
I hope a pay pig gives Chris full VIP status. Penthouse, back stage pass with the VAs and half an hour of their time to discuss the merge and how underlings of Hasbro like themselves have to keep G4 alive.

I want someone to make a Poohbah for him. With Sockness, Hirtes, Kengle and @Cowlick carrying him (the final latter as punishment for forcing his stupid face onto my vision) as Chris blows kisses from within his comfort zone to all the gay bronies.

I want the Queen of Equestria herself, whoever her voice actress is, to bow down to the CPU Goddess's feet all while begging to blow his shriveled, bent duck.

Then on the final hour of the convention, I want Snyder, Megan, Adam Stackhouse, Max, Ivy, Liquid, Alec and even both the main idea guys to host a big panel where they each give Chris $1000 and then all 50000 people attending the panel takes in a deep breath leaving Chris by himself in the center of the quiet room. When a concentrated scream says

JULAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
You forgot Justin Silverman the highly regarded professional.
 
Then on the final hour of the convention, I want Snyder, Megan, Adam Stackhouse, Max, Ivy, Liquid, Alec and even both the main idea guys to host a big panel where they each give Chris $1000 and then all 50000 people attending the panel takes in a deep breath leaving Chris by himself in the center of the quiet room. When a concentrated scream says

JULAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
What? No MLW, Clyde, or Man in the Pickle Suit?
 
If you solicit NSFW shit you get NSFW shit. Can't get any simpler than that.

There's no bar involved here, it is a transaction that Doopie herself invited by making a NSFW Patreon for weird cartoon images.

Now it's important to mention that she has the right to refuse customers (which she executed on by refunding Chris's pledge), but she can't complain about getting the initial exceptional and perverted requests.
Once again, Doopie is not the issue. If she were some 5 dollars crack whore with no teeth, that wouldn't somehow absolve Chris of being a creepy pervert.

I don't get how this relates to anything I said tho?

Chris isn't really an ordinary person, hell, he isn't even your everyday sex pest, the way he conceptualizes and executes on whatever he thinks he wants are completely different from anyone else. Who the fuck else would think that sitting naked on a chocolate cake is going to endear them to anyone?

That's why he was deemed special enough to be the internet's premiere lolcow. Because even weirdo web 1.0 sex pests think they have an edge on him (see Hirtes..etc).

Comparing him to your regular-ass offenders is very reductive and ignores why this particular subforum has persisted for more than a decade now with no significant understanding of how his
It does, though. Being an autistic re-tard doesn't absolve Chris of being a, mentally challenged sex pest. We know that Chris can knock off his behavior like he did at TMG, but he chooses not to. If he can't knock it off, then he shouldn't be allowed around people.
I'm not saying that Chris would ever make it, but there are a ton of sex offenders on the spectrum, and the law doesn't care.



I'm not saying that Chris would ever do anything like the guy in this video. With that being said, the excuses from the stepfather sound exactly like the excuses in this thread.
 
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Once again, Doopie is not the issue. If she were some 5 dollars crack whore with no teeth, that wouldn't somehow absolve Chris of being a creepy pervert.
You're the one who brought up Doopie, not me.

It does, though. Being an autistic re-tard doesn't absolve Chris of being a, mentally challenged sex pest. We know that Chris can knock off his behavior like he did at TMG, but he chooses not to. If he can't knock it off, then he shouldn't be allowed around people.
I'm not saying that Chris would ever make it, but there are a ton of sex offenders on the spectrum, and the law doesn't care.
TMG was the convention where Chris was freely touching people and got kicked out after doing the Hedgehog Defensive thing, I think you meant Bronycon 2018.

I didn't say that he wasn't a creep, I said he's an unusual creep, to the point where psychology, guidance counselors, even the law don't know what to do with him.

Compare him to someone like Russ Greer, another major lolcow who is far more of an everyday creep and stalker (well we're clearly stretching the phrase "everyday" here, but you know what I mean lol) and you'll see what I mean.
 
You're the one who brought up Doopie, not me.
Yes, as an example of a new of Chris' sex pest excursions. I also mentioned a few others, but as I said before, even if Doopie was a porn star (sex worker), it doesn't absolve Chris' responsibility. I will aknowledge that people like Doopie can be a magnet for stuff like that.



I didn't say that he wasn't a creep, I said he's an unusual creep, to the point where psychology, guidance counselors, even the law don't know what to do with him.
They all know what to do, they just don't have the balls and resources to do such things.


Compare him to someone like Russ Greer, another major lolcow who is far more of an everyday creep and stalker (well we're clearly stretching the phrase "everyday" here, but you know what I mean lol) and you'll see what I mean.
Hmm, I don't know. I think I see things from the perspective of a woman. Like, all creeps or perverts are one in the same.
 
I hope Chris continues to go to unofficial Brony cons 30 years from now so we can see how well this pic of him holds up.

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TMG was the convention where Chris was freely touching people and got kicked out after doing the Hedgehog Defensive thing, I think you meant Bronycon 2018.

Bronycon is more equipped to wrangle autists, including people even more autistic than Chris.
 
If you solicit NSFW shit you get NSFW shit. Can't get any simpler than that.

There's no bar involved here, it is a transaction that Doopie herself invited by making a NSFW Patreon for weird cartoon images.

Now it's important to mention that she has the right to refuse customers (which she executed on by refunding Chris's pledge), but she can't complain about getting the initial exceptional and perverted requests.

I don't get how this relates to anything I said tho?

Chris isn't really an ordinary person, hell, he isn't even your everyday sex pest, the way he conceptualizes and executes on whatever he thinks he wants are completely different from anyone else. Who the fuck else would think that sitting naked on a chocolate cake is going to endear them to anyone?

That's why he was deemed special enough to be the internet's premiere lolcow. Because even weirdo web 1.0 sex pests think they have an edge on him (see Hirtes..etc).

Comparing him to your regular-ass offenders is very reductive and ignores why this particular subforum has persisted for more than a decade now with no significant understanding of how his autistic mind works.

Yes yes and Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong when compared to Pol Pot and Joeseph Stalin.

Tiresome arguement really and it doesnt really hold any water here. It tries to show a "Chris isnt as bad as you think, he is human too, at least he isnt like this actual sexual offender".

The truth is, is that Chris is not a normal or decent person. He is a deviant, an outspoken and unrepentant one at that who preaches the joys of his fetishism to an unwilling and uncaring audience. Is this rare online? No, however most of us know how to contain their spaghetti.

You can say, Well he's autistic. Which doesnt work because he uses it as an excuse for pushing the envelope on a regular basis. He does it because he believes he deserves it, whencothers call him out, "Muh autism." When people say "this trend will lead to bolder actions in the future" people reply with "Well he's not John Wayne Gacy."

Tl;dr.
Chris is a selfish and bold deviant who is unrepentant in that. In time if allowed to assert his desires he will become more predatory online, and in real life. Stop defending him, we are watching the infancy of a sexual predator in motion.
 
Yes yes and Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong when compared to Pol Pot and Joeseph Stalin.

Tiresome arguement really and it doesnt really hold any water here. It tries to show a "Chris isnt as bad as you think, he is human too, at least he isnt like this actual sexual offender".

The truth is, is that Chris is not a normal or decent person. He is a deviant, an outspoken and unrepentant one at that who preaches the joys of his fetishism to an unwilling and uncaring audience. Is this rare online? No, however most of us know how to contain their spaghetti.

You can say, Well he's autistic. Which doesnt work because he uses it as an excuse for pushing the envelope on a regular basis. He does it because he believes he deserves it, whencothers call him out, "Muh autism." When people say "this trend will lead to bolder actions in the future" people reply with "Well he's not John Wayne Gacy."

Tl;dr.
Chris is a selfish and bold deviant who is unrepentant in that. In time if allowed to assert his desires he will become more predatory online, and in real life. Stop defending him, we are watching the infancy of a sexual predator in motion.
>Stating facts = defending
>the infancy of a sexual predator in motion

Nigga is nearing 40 and is on dick-killing medication, he will be playing with legos until he dies. :story:

EDIT: Let's not forget that you paid money to this future sexual predator :story:
 
Yes yes and Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong when compared to Pol Pot and Joeseph Stalin.

Tiresome arguement really and it doesnt really hold any water here. It tries to show a "Chris isnt as bad as you think, he is human too, at least he isnt like this actual sexual offender".

The truth is, is that Chris is not a normal or decent person. He is a deviant, an outspoken and unrepentant one at that who preaches the joys of his fetishism to an unwilling and uncaring audience. Is this rare online? No, however most of us know how to contain their spaghetti.

You can say, Well he's autistic. Which doesnt work because he uses it as an excuse for pushing the envelope on a regular basis. He does it because he believes he deserves it, whencothers call him out, "Muh autism." When people say "this trend will lead to bolder actions in the future" people reply with "Well he's not John Wayne Gacy."

Tl;dr.
Chris is a selfish and bold deviant who is unrepentant in that. In time if allowed to assert his desires he will become more predatory online, and in real life. Stop defending him, we are watching the infancy of a sexual predator in motion.
I would agree with you, but i'm not really getting the vibe that @neural is defending Chris. If anything, he shows regularly that he doesn't.
 
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