BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%

  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%

  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%
  • Total voters
    426
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Super Colon Blow said:
Females with low sex drive are often given microdoses of testosterone. If the cause is physical and not psychological, this normally works.
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The same can be said for estradiol (estrogen) when given to menopausal woman with a dry snatch and no libido.
 
The Un-Clit said:
Wow, someone's mad at the internet today.

With the titty skittles he's been popping, Chris can barely raise a smile let alone a woody capable of doing anything with. Dude's sexual drive has to be barely above the 0-line by now, yes he's an autist and a creep, but a sexual predator in the making? lol, calm down.
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Didn't someone say that Chris dresses like a woman more as a fetish than any type of gender dysphoria? He's always had weird, non penetrative fetishes.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Didn't someone say that Chris dresses like a woman more as a fetish than any type of gender dysphoria? He's always had weird, non penetrative fetishes.
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Yes, Chris is definitely gross and autogynephilic. I don't know about non-penetrative fetishes since he's shoved more things up his butt than a quality control specialist who works for an enema company. I think it's still quite ironic, he said before riding a dick, he would have a painful sex change....and he tried flirtin and a' squirtin with some straight males before he got the snip and tuck.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Yes, Chris is definitely gross and autogynephilic. I don't know about non-penetrative fetishes since he's shoved more things up his butt than a quality control specialist who works for an enema company. I think it's still quite ironic, he said before riding a dick, he would have a painful sex change....and he tried flirtin and a' squirtin with some straight males before he got the snip and tuck.
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You know what they say, the homophobes are always gay!

In all seriousness, I don't think Chris even knows what he is anymore.
And I thought my own identity crisis was bad.
 
Philosophy Phil said:
Sexual predation falls into a few categories, Deviancy, and Aggression both rely on catalysts of Emboldening. Chris isn't the type to "Backalley rape" someone, as he does not have the self confidence to do as such, or the proper chemical cocktail to enable it. However, with his Deviancy mixed with his Emboldened Ego, and swerved consequence will only lead to greater pushing of the envelope. If Chris is allowed to further pursue and push his interests, while being hand waved aside because of "Autism" we're going to end up with a situation where he does something stupid, because he believed he was entitled to do so.

Essentially; The Sexual Predator archetype is multifaceted, and the archetype Chris falls under is the "Progressive Creep." the kind of person who will in time, given enough freedom and emboldening will "Bad Touch." or "Show off his genitals". This was already proven to be the case with Bluespike, despite the overall catfish of the situation. This has also been evidenced by Toomanygames incident, and the infamous "Julaaaaaaaaaay" and "How to please a lesbian" videos.




"You poked the feces, so you don't have a right to disagree and voice your opinion that disagrees with mine."

While it may have started a trend, it ultimately lead to provided evidence that Chris doesn't understand Reality, and will do things regardless because he feels entitlement to do so. It took a personal gamble of 3.50$ to make him lose an overall 110$ in that single instance due to everything and everyone involved. I just happened to be the winning lot on that and likewise reported my findings. If doing my job as a Kiwi and Chris observer invalidates my viewpoint then I suppose call me a "lol absolute weiner, dox now plz."

Remember, this was back in the day before Patreon, Paypal begging, and the established "Don't poke the feces." where Chris content was low, and while my involvement, (however little it was) ultimately did eventually lead to this current situation where Chris feels emboldened enough to lure morons to do similar as I did, and make a lifestyle out of it. It led to content, cancerous content, but content nonetheless. I'm not ashamed by that, so feel free to hash it if you'd like as a counter point. It doesn't bother me, because I did my part as a good Kiwi at the time.
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Giving Chris money makes you a faggot. Being proud of giving Chris money makes you an enormous faggot.
 
I'm literally dead. I made a lazy joke guess at his whole "guess what costume I'm doing" tweet.
He actually responded.
And something about it made my day.
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The replies tho. 😔
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JULAY said:
Giving Chris money makes you a faggot. Being proud of giving Chris money makes you an enormous faggot.
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Let's not forget about the Brony from this board who gave Chris a $500 gift card and then made a thread claiming it was all part of some grand plan to see how Chris spends his money. Spoiler alert: it all went to McDonald's and other dumb shit.
 
I once gave him some Walmart and Chic-Fil-A gift cards because his house burned down. I still feel justified doing that. I’d never give him convention money. I have my own bills and things I need to pay for and frankly I don’t want to enable him any further. It’s kind of like this, my best friend is an alcoholic. Not a guy who drinks every day but someone who literally goes through legit withdrawals if he can’t drink every few hours. He brings me joy as a friend, we hang out almost every weekend. There are times I get a text asking for 20 bucks. I’m not going to give him that 20. I already know it’s going towards a bottle of whiskey. He has his own bills, he needs to pay them, I don’t really drink liquor anymore. If he comes over and wants a beer or two, yeah sure have one. Have two. If you bought your own liquor, drink up. I won’t stop you. But no I’m not giving you money.

Now imagine Chris, who’s addiction isn’t even physical. It’s just a compulsion. I’m not ever giving him money. Gift Cards, maybe. For things he may actually need. But I’m sure as fuck not giving him money and I’m only doing gift cards if he’s in a real crisis. You wanna go to a convention man? Cool, you absolutely should. I’m not finding it though. Even if it was something I find cool like guns or linguistics I would ask you fund yourself. It’s not hard to do if you save some money. You gotta be a better version of yourself each day. If you were my buddy, maybe I’d help out in like travel expense or something. But I’m not buying a ticket or a hotel room and I can’t stand MLP stuff, so I’m not gonna help at all.

Sorry about the rant. Had to deal with some other fuck ranting today so I’m in this mode.
 
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Let's not forget about the Brony from this board who gave Chris a $500 gift card and then made a thread claiming it was all part of some grand plan to see how Chris spends his money. Spoiler alert: it all went to McDonald's and other dumb shit.
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That was @Sonic Rainboom

SlavicCyanide said:
I'm literally dead. I made a lazy joke guess at his whole "guess what costume I'm doing" tweet.
He actually responded.
And something about it made my day.
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At least you got him to use something other than that stupid fucking blushing emoji... You should have guessed that he was going to dress up as a sexually confused fat autistic manchild who shits himself, and seen what he had to say about that.
 
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