BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%

  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%

  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%
  • Total voters
    426
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Seeing as the con will probably use the end of the series as a way to celebrate the series and possibly get a look at the future show, I doubt Chris will make it through the three days without causing a scene. Maybe he'll harmlessly ramble on about being a goddess and the princesses told him the show would continue on. Maybe he'll get into a shouting match with people explaining that the show is definitely ending. Maybe he'll have another con meltdown when he (finally) realizes the show is ending and he can't do a thing about it.
 
I think a lot of Chris' behaviour will be dictated by how confident he is feeling. At the games con, he was full of himself, kissing and hugging everyone, and when he was told to stop, he had his little meltdown. Bronycon seems to be different, in so far as the people there aren't as interested in Chris as a lolcow/"celeb" and we saw in the dancing video how Chris was ignored for the most part and ended up dancing with himself. If this apathy towards Chris happens again at Bronycon 2019, then i don't see there being any meltdown or defensive hedgehog mode. Nothing beyond him crying about how much he will miss Bronycon and some impotent rage tweets about the new G5 of the pony show.

Personally I think he will end up loving the G5 of MLP, just as he ended up loving the Playstation and Xbox.
 
Aldora said:
I think a lot of Chris' behaviour will be dictated by how confident he is feeling. At the games con, he was full of himself, kissing and hugging everyone, and when he was told to stop, he had his little meltdown.
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So true. By applauding a narcissistic tard like Chris just for opening his mouth, that auditorium crowd did the equivalent of making him snort three lines of coke. Chris perceived himself finally receiving the adoration he thinks he's deserved his whole life and it went to his head hard. If it wasn't for those dang dirty jerkops forcing him to unleash the hedgehog defensive mode and kicking him out, Chris probably would've declared TMG the best experience of his life.
 
jc17 said:
Seeing as the con will probably use the end of the series as a way to celebrate the series and possibly get a look at the future show, I doubt Chris will make it through the three days without causing a scene. Maybe he'll harmlessly ramble on about being a goddess and the princesses told him the show would continue on. Maybe he'll get into a shouting match with people explaining that the show is definitely ending. Maybe he'll have another con meltdown when he (finally) realizes the show is ending and he can't do a thing about it.
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His pipe dreams of influencing the entertainment industry never sease to amuse me, from begging a guy he thought was shigeru miyamoto to take pity on him, to macing GameStop staff over the blarms drama to now this. Pretending that a character from the most autistic show ever made has told him that it must go on longer in a pathetic attempt to hide his autistic aversion to change.
 
Jasonfan89 said:
His pipe dreams of influencing the entertainment industry never sease to amuse me, from begging a guy he thought was shigeru miyamoto to take pity on him, to macing GameStop staff over the blarms drama to now this. Pretending that a character from the most autistic show ever made has told him that it must go on longer in a pathetic attempt to hide his autistic aversion to change.
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In case the Idea Factory cancels HyperNeptunia, it might be the most autistic reaction from Chris
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Chris really said that? I thought that was a joke KF made up...
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Yep
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ITT for the past few pages - Chris can't be a sexual predator because he has no libido.

Lol sexual harassment doesn't necessarily need to involve penile-vaginal intercourse.

What he did at TMG was sexual harassment. The police were brought in. Men and women were offended at his lips touching their face and his non-hover hand being grabby.

That "Horny" thing from 2017, that may have sounded like a weeen scheme, but it wasn't proven that it didn't happen. "Burden of Proof" doesn't neee to apply because we live in a world where everyone has a video camera in their pocket.

If we didn't get footage of Chris rolled up on the floor, from hundreds of Youtubers, we'd be just as skeptical and would have still called bloodletting.

Chris played his cards right the last two Bronycons, but if he fucks up at a Hasbro owned event, we are gonna know about it.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
ITT for the past few pages - Chris can't be a sexual predator because he has no libido.

Lol sexual harassment doesn't necessarily need to involve penile-vaginal intercourse.

What he did at TMG was sexual harassment. The police were brought in. Men and women were offended at his lips touching their face and his non-hover hand being grabby.

That "Horny" thing from 2017, that may have sounded like a weeen scheme, but it wasn't proven that it didn't happen. "Burden of Proof" doesn't neee to apply because we live in a world where everyone has a video camera in their pocket.

If we didn't get footage of Chris rolled up on the floor, from hundreds of Youtubers, we'd be just as skeptical and would have still called bloodletting.

Chris played his cards right the last two Bronycons, but if he fucks up at a Hasbro owned event, we are gonna know about it.
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The only reason Chris was discovered in TMG is because of Justin Silverman's impeccable professionalism.
 
neural said:
The only reason Chris was discovered in TMG is because of Justin Silverman's impeccable professionalism.
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Yup, and the only reason Chris was discovered by the Internet was because of the bandwidth's unprofessionalism. Not everyone and everything is responsible for making a greasy manbaby avoid a tantrum.
 
Positron said:
It is actually the cheapest way to generate drama from Chris these days.
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No, it's not.

Giving Chris money reduces content. He was already going to go to the convention, he just wants other people to pay for it.

The less free stuff Chris gets the more he has to do himself.
The more he has to do himself the more butthurt he is.
The more butthurt he is the funnier he is.
 
jc17 said:
Seeing as the con will probably use the end of the series as a way to celebrate the series and possibly get a look at the future show, I doubt Chris will make it through the three days without causing a scene.
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Yup, I hardly believe that Chris wants to celebrate the end of one half of his autism paragon.
 
Alex Krycek said:
I once gave him some Walmart and Chic-Fil-A gift cards because his house burned down. I still feel justified doing that.
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I wouldn't give Chris jack shit but, if anyone else feels a burning need to donate to him, fast food and grocery store gift cards are probably the way to go. There are way too many ways (vidya, toys, pre-teen girl clothing) that Chris could use to waste his money at Wal-Mart but those kinds of purchases are harder to come by at a grocery store.

Ultimately, though, in Chris's accounting system a $20 (or whatever) Chik-Fil-A gift card adds to his food budget, which then allows him to shift twenty bucks from food and use it to buy more plastic crap.

Incognito Mode said:
So true. By applauding a narcissistic tard like Chris just for opening his mouth, that auditorium crowd did the equivalent of making him snort three lines of coke. Chris perceived himself finally receiving the adoration he thinks he's deserved his whole life and it went to his head hard. If it wasn't for those dang dirty jerkops forcing him to unleash the hedgehog defensive mode and kicking him out, Chris probably would've declared TMG the best experience of his life.
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Actually, I believe the Chris-Chan panel took place earlier at MAGfest, rather than at TMG. While I'm sure Chris was still riding high from being the "star" of that con when he went to TMG, he just attended TMG as some random schlub.
 
Muscle Bra said:
Actually, I believe the Chris-Chan panel took place earlier at MAGfest, rather than at TMG.
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You're right, should've done my background research better here. I had a vague memory of seeing a clip where Chris stands up among the crowd in some auditorium and basically gets applauded before even asking the panel a question, and for some reason I just assumed that was at TMG.

I tried looking for this footage briefly with no results - but I did find an amusing clip where Chris pesters some Eggman's voice actor with his autistic jokes and the rest of the crowd just cringes collectively and it made my day better.

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Chris Chan Convention "Highlights" Compilation

Pretty much all the sources - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/TooManyGames#Bowser_vs_Robotnik_panel
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