BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%

  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%

  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%
  • Total voters
    426
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JULAY said:
That was @Sonic Rainboom



At least you got him to use something other than that stupid fucking blushing emoji... You should have guessed that he was going to dress up as a sexually confused fat autistic manchild who shits himself, and seen what he had to say about that.
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Nah man, I will say I did make that Twitter to screw with him, but just little things, shitposts, tweet some random Pokemon shit @ him. Sorry to disappoint.

AnOminous said:
It's always funny when a kiwi manages to find ways of spending their money to "troll" Chris that are even dumber than anything Chris has ever done with his money.
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You should only do it if you're rich and you have nothing better to do with your money. So basically never.

Edit: Wrote a post at 1 AM and was drunk on sleep deprivation. Because I am OCD, I had to fix that one damn grammar mistake.
 
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Positron said:
Given troons often manage to gather unreasonable amounts of money from their paypigs, I'd say sad, dumb people who don't know what to do with their money are more common then we imagine.
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I'd say those are people who get wellfare or are sponsored by parents. Anyone who works for their mony won't easily throw it away. Of course there are exceptions to that to, but those are morons.
 
Ghostbeater said:
I'd say those are people who get wellfare or are sponsored by parents. Anyone who works for their mony won't easily throw it away. Of course there are exceptions to that to, but those are morons.
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Imagine trying your very best to raise a kid, spending thousands of dollars and hours on sculpting the best person you can, and they go on to give your money to a fat autist in Virginia in exchange for paper copies of a comic about a talking hedgehog who murders people with electricity.
 
Muscle Bra said:
I wouldn't give Chris jack shit but, if anyone else feels a burning need to donate to him, fast food and grocery store gift cards are probably the way to go. There are way too many ways (vidya, toys, pre-teen girl clothing) that Chris could use to waste his money at Wal-Mart but those kinds of purchases are harder to come by at a grocery store.

Ultimately, though, in Chris's accounting system a $20 (or whatever) Chik-Fil-A gift card adds to his food budget, which then allows him to shift twenty bucks from food and use it to buy more plastic crap.


Actually, I believe the Chris-Chan panel took place earlier at MAGfest, rather than at TMG. While I'm sure Chris was still riding high from being the "star" of that con when he went to TMG, he just attended TMG as some random schlub.
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I've sent PetSmart gift cards that haven't been spent
 
normankrasner said:
I've sent PetSmart gift cards that haven't been spent
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That's only because the fat moron doesn't realize that he can sell them and go spend the proceeds on Legos. And this is why you shouldn't give him money, no matter how well intentioned you are, e.g. to help him care for his pets. He won't use the money for its intended purpose, and you're only increasing the fat autist's entitlement complex, which is big enough as it is.
 
Ghostbeater said:
I'd say those are people who get wellfare or are sponsored by parents. Anyone who works for their mony won't easily throw it away. Of course there are exceptions to that to, but those are morons.
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Just from personal experience, I imagine the people who shell out hundreds to Chris are the same people who bitch and moan about how jobs don't pay a living wage. Yet don't do themselves any favors by dropping hundreds for useless garbage just to get that instant gratification, including making a seriously crazy autistic dance.
 
Muscle Bra said:
Well, assuming you’re a fan of the show, there’s probably quite a bit of fun to be had. The con brings in voice actors to talk and do signings, they probably bring in folks from the show to have panels discussing the show, there are merchants selling all sorts of pony gear, and there are a bunch of like-minded fans with whom you can meet and talk about your interests.

Like, we all laugh about how weird the fandom is (and, for the record, I think it’s pretty fucked up) but replace the MLP topic with whatever you’re into (comics, SF, movies, video games, anime, etc.) and tell me you wouldn’t have fun at a place like that.
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Probably late, but Christian is autistic, right?
I've got a friend with aspergers and she says she has trouble just going to the grocery, that she has to use the self checkout till. I can't imagine a diagnosed sperg going to a busy convention.


I mention his autism as a rhetorical question.

The way he handles crowds is not like I've seen some friends with aspergers do
 
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TalmudSperg said:
Probably late, but Chris is autistic, right?
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Ummm, you've been a member of the Farms for over a year now and you're just now figuring this out?

Prior to Chris trooning out and becoming a lesbian-souled what-the-fuck-ever, Chris used autism as the central facet of his personality and rarely had a conversation without bringing the topic up.
 
That was -only -after he was rejected.
Withdrawing into yourself is the stereotypical autistic response to crowds.
This didn't happen at the other Horsefests. Christian was in fact giddy afterward.

I mention his autism as a rhetorical question.

The way he handles crowds is not like I've seen some friends with aspergers do
 
TalmudSperg said:
Probably late, but Chris is autistic, right?
I've got a friend with aspergers and she says she has trouble just going to the grocery, that she has to use the self checkout till. I can't imagine a diagnosed sperg going to a busy convention.
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Lurk moar
 
TalmudSperg said:
Probably late, but Chris is autistic, right?
I've got a friend with aspergers and she says she has trouble just going to the grocery, that she has to use the self checkout till. I can't imagine a diagnosed sperg going to a busy convention.
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So let's do this for your own good.

There's a kind of irony to how things are done here and with a healthy dose of sarcasm.

You'll need to obtain a little more of that sweet sweet cynicism before you should post here again.

Or just get the fuck out.
Yeah that.
 
TalmudSperg said:
Probably late, but Chris is autistic, right?
I've got a friend with aspergers and she says she has trouble just going to the grocery, that she has to use the self checkout till. I can't imagine a diagnosed sperg going to a busy convention.
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Please read your Christory before having discussing him in the present to prevent being hit with the "Bad post" stick.
 
Nypical Haterade said:
Fuck, he looks like my grandma AFTER she died.
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You're both wrong!
He has the hair, vigor, and complexion of Kyle's dead grandmother. With the face of Stan's grandfather from South Park.

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Muscle Bra said:
Prior to Chris trooning out and becoming a lesbian-souled what-the-fuck-ever, Chris used autism as the central facet of his personality and rarely had a conversation without bringing the topic up.
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Of course not, setsy ladies don't have autism, silly. Surely, you jest!:tomgirl:
Yeah, Chris has no real personality. He used his autism as his default personality trait, now he's using his swingin' D-Cups and feminine soul as a personality.
 
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