BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%

  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%

  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%
  • Total voters
    426
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Glassshardballpit said:
So let's do this for your own good.

There's a kind of irony to how things are done here and with a healthy dose of sarcasm.

You'll need to obtain a little more of that sweet sweet cynicism before you should post here again.

Or just get the fuck out.
Yeah that.
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Remember that time recently you posted that anyone who wasn't willing to troll Chris's should fuck off and leave the site? and then you deleted shortly after getting lots of negative ratings? Did you have to beg a mod to delete it for you or something? Either way the dude just needs to lurk more, at least he doesn't appear to be some try hard faggot like yourself.
 
JULAY said:
That's only because the fat moron doesn't realize that he can sell them and go spend the proceeds on Legos. And this is why you shouldn't give him money, no matter how well intentioned you are, e.g. to help him care for his pets. He won't use the money for its intended purpose, and you're only increasing the fat autist's entitlement complex, which is big enough as it is.
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that was several years ago
 
I hope Chris's vehicle breaks down and is unable to make bronycon in time
I hope if he does make it to bronycon he ends up in hedgehog receiving position like at toomanygames (and that someone starts dry-humping him while NEEEEEIGHing... or JULAAAAYing)
 
Mr. 0 said:
I hope Chris's vehicle breaks down and is unable to make bronycon in time
I hope if he does make it to bronycon he ends up in hedgehog receiving position like at toomanygames (and that someone starts dry-humping him while NEEEEEIGHing... or JULAAAAYing)
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While 20 muscular Japanese start squirting hand-sanitizer on him bukake style.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
You're both wrong!
He has the hair, vigor, and complexion of Kyle's dead grandmother. With the face of Stan's grandfather from South Park.

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Of course not, setsy ladies don't have autism, silly. Surely, you jest!:tomgirl:
Yeah, Chris has no real personality. He used his autism as his default personality trait, now he's using his swingin' D-Cups and feminine soul as a personality.
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He's literally a Tumblr OC.
"This is my OC her name is Sarah. She's trans. Her traits are: trans. Her personality is: trans-like."
Edit: "Don't steeeel!1!1!! If you make an OC that's anything like her I'll send my fans on you by making a DeviantArt journal!!1!1!1!"
 
jawsome said:
You clearly don't know the Teflon Tard then, do you? He has been evading reality nearly twenty years!
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In some cases, yes, but not all. Even if you were to cite things like the dismissal of the garnishment case, that's not going to change the fact that Chris is an utterly lonely, completely confused man who lives in a dump of a house with a mother nearing death who has saddled him with a debt from which he'll never have hope from getting out under; and he can never be certain that any friendship he has is genuine since he's been gang stalked for a dozen years on the Internet, and each year brings more people who have an inexplicable desire to hitch themselves to Christory. He'll have fun at BronyCon, but it won't be long after when he crashes back into slumber.
 
Blue Jerkop said:
Why? So he can go there and use them to buy another pet to not care for properly?
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I don’t know much about the other animals they sell there, but I do know the reptiles usually aren’t cheap. It’d suck to see him buy one of them and it die in a week from living in his shitty home.
 
Someone in a Tree said:
In some cases, yes, but not all. Even if you were to cite things like the dismissal of the garnishment case, that's not going to change the fact that Chris is an utterly lonely, completely confused man who lives in a dump of a house with a mother nearing death who has saddled him with a debt from which he'll never have hope from getting out under; and he can never be certain that any friendship he has is genuine since he's been gang stalked for a dozen years on the Internet, and each year brings more people who have an inexplicable desire to hitch themselves to Christory.
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Karma balances all things; with every gain and loss, a cost.
Nothing is earned without equal cost, minus your initial talents [and even they can be balanced if deemed too OP]
To see this, is to know that the Balance Logic remains, and that God is ultimately here with us.

If you see an imbalance, it is within your duty to correct it.
One who gains without cost is a cancer that must be culled and weakened.
One who loses without gain is a tragedy that must be given exuberance beyond exuberance
 
The American Hedgehog said:
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God Dammit.
Welp. All that there's left to do is see what happens.
lolz4brainz said:
Who the fuck are these "genuine fans" that are giving Chris $600 to go to a convention for a little girls' cartoon?
What kind of fucking person looks at Chris and thinks what he needs in his trainwreck of a life is tickets for bronycon?
Why the fuck would anyone want to enable Chris' entitled begging in a time of laziness, lies, and delusions?
Honestly, this is just pathetic.
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The kind of person who thinks it's still funny.
 
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Blue Jerkop said:
Why? So he can go there and use them to buy another pet to not care for properly?
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PetSmart only sells fish, rodents, and small birds, they give space in the store to local shelters and rescue groups for cats and dogs and many rescue groups turn down people with far cleaner homes than 14BLC
 
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