BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%

  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%

  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%
  • Total voters
    426
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I don't see Chris being in trouble too badly here. Bronycon is filled with people more like minded. TMG was a gathering of career Youtubers. Professional who finish the night boozing with the local B List Elite. They wear each other's T Shirts to promote their friends brands. They host rooms of hundreds of people. Many of the people there follow Chris including Alpha Omega Sin who has even been featured here. 8-bit Brody even interviewed a kid who witnessed Chris in his altercation. Even Boogie2988 goes there.

Whoever told him about TMG was a mistake. It kinda is a Miscreants/Stone Cutter convention.

At least Justin Silverman returned to his mansion and had a hot fat guy love party in his yard with his barbecue smoker and hot tub, the very day he kicked CWC out. He went out for a beer with James Rolfe the next day on my birthday. And he met me 3 months later.

In front of his face, I said thanks for the birthday present
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
I don't see Chris being in trouble too badly here. Bronycon is filled with people more like minded. TMG was a gathering of career Youtubers. Professional who finish the night boozing with the local B List Elite. They wear each other's T Shirts to promote their friends brands. They host rooms of hundreds of people. Many of the people there follow Chris including Alpha Omega Sin who has even been featured here. 8-bit Brody even interviewed a kid who witnessed Chris in his altercation.

Whoever told him about TMG was a mistake. It kinda is a Miscreants/Stone Cutter convention.

At least Justin Silverman returned to his mansion and had a hot fat guy love party in his yard with his barbecue smoker and hot tub, the very day he kicked CWC out. He went out for a beer with James Rolfe the next day on my birthday. And he met me 3 years later.

In front of his face, I said thanks for the birthday present
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Maybe. Most who are genuinely there for Bronycon just seems to ignore Chris or maintain arm's length.
 
BadGoy1488 said:
woah i have not seen this one before, is there any backstory? was it "sensory overload" or was it something else? just curious.
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From my understanding he got in trouble for hugging too many people at the con and the security guy was there to kick him out. Chris reverted to Toddler behavior and went prostrate in protest.
 
Cardenio said:
From my understanding he got in trouble for hugging too many people at the con and the security guy was there to kick him out. Chris reverted to Toddler behavior and went prostrate in protest.
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well that does sound like something our exceptional mayor would do indeed.
 
BadGoy1488 said:
woah i have not seen this one before, is there any backstory? was it "sensory overload" or was it something else? just curious.
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He showed up with a tranny bat and was groping and kissing dudes and they threw him out because he didn't knock it off when he was told to. Then he threw that tard tantrum you're seeing.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/TooManyGames has the general story.
 
BadGoy1488 said:
woah i have not seen this one before, is there any backstory? was it "sensory overload" or was it something else? just curious.
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The man in the pickle suit came up to Chris and told him to curl up in a ball on the ground or he'd fuck all of Chris's gal-pals and make him watch. Liquid Chris filmed the whole thing.
 
BadGoy1488 said:
woah i have not seen this one before, is there any backstory? was it "sensory overload" or was it something else? just curious.
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Various Trolls and Haters overwhelmed Chris so he assumed the Defensive Hedgehog Position to ward off attackers. There were no survivors.
 
BadGoy1488 said:
woah i have not seen this one before, is there any backstory? was it "sensory overload" or was it something else? just curious.
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He calls it hedgehog defense mode, he legitimately believes he's that blue big titted sonichu he draws himself as these days and sticking his back out makes quills pop out that keep "da meanies" away because they hurt. He said almost the exact thing in a tweet but I can't find it.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
I don't think they realize that it's just another Freudian manifestation like men who drive huge trucks, yet have tiny wee wees.
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It's downright weird how these men who cut their cocks off are then obsessed with baseball bats and guns and other dick substitutes. Like maybe they shouldn't cut their cocks off in the first place.
 
Jasonfan89 said:
He calls it hedgehog defense mode, he legitimately believes he's that blue big titted sonichu he draws himself as these days and sticking his back out makes quills pop out that keep "da meanies" away because they hurt. He said almost the exact thing in a tweet but I can't find it.
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Me in 2013: Oh, you're exaggerating. Yes, Chris has a "fanciful" way of expressing his actions, but he doesn't actually think he's a super powered hedgehog cartoon.

Me in 2019: Yes, he believes that and that he's married to another cartoon hedgehog.
 
Someone in a Tree said:
Me in 2013: Oh, you're exaggerating. Yes, Chris has a "fanciful" way of expressing his actions, but he doesn't actually think he's a super powered hedgehog cartoon.

Me in 2019: Yes, he believes that and that he's married to another cartoon hedgehog.
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I usually don't advocate violence against the kiwis, and maybe this isn't violent but if Chris ever pulls this shit again could somebody maybe poke him with a pen or something just to see if he curls up harder thinking it'll make his "quills" stick up more? And when that doesn't work maybe he'll say "why aren't you hurt by mAh quills? They apposed to hurt and keep jerks from me!"
 
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