BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

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Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%
  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%
  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%

  • Total voters
    426
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He said almost the exact thing in a tweet but I can't find it.

April 19, 2019 - Chris tweets

@MLPSilverQuill, having one’s own spirit killed is really not fun nor funny at all. And, believe me, I was literally in a worse huddled position than what I see here, and I FELT DEVASTATED at that moment. I went full Hedgehog Defensive and let my quills keep others back. It Hurts

(thank you, CWCki)
 
April 19, 2019 - Chris tweets



(thank you, CWCki)
Even a decade later he still puts his "pain" above everyone else and makes himself look like a poor little victim.

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It would be interesting if he takes the ending of My Little pony as well as he did his High School graduation.
 
From my understanding he got in trouble for hugging too many people at the con and the security guy was there to kick him out. Chris reverted to Toddler behavior and went prostrate in protest.
Everyone's description of the TMG meltdown is correct but what all the posters forgot to mention is that, after Chris had his meltdown a woman (who allegedly had autistic children of her own) needed to come out from the crowd and calm Chris down before he could be escorted off the premises.

So, just like when Chris had his meltdown at Manchester graduation (and needed to be comforted by one of the gal-pals) and got kicked out of class at PVCC (and bemoaned the fact that he had no one there to comfort him), a guy in his mid-30's needed to be pacified by some random woman because he heard the word "No".

<in my best Liam Neeson Fallout voice>: Chris. Chris never changes.
 
Everyone's description of the TMG meltdown is correct but what all the posters forgot to mention is that, after Chris had his meltdown a woman (who allegedly had autistic children of her own) needed to come out from the crowd and calm Chris down before he could be escorted off the premises.

So, just like when Chris had his meltdown at Manchester graduation (and needed to be comforted by one of the gal-pals) and got kicked out of class at PVCC (and bemoaned the fact that he had no one there to comfort him), a guy in his mid-30's needed to be pacified by some random woman because he heard the word "No".

<in my best Liam Neeson Fallout voice>: Chris. Chris never changes.

And the cops were already called when the meddling sped-mom decided to boost Chris’s heart level with asspats and tard-whispering.

Dumb bitch cost us a Chris-Chan booking photo, how does she sleep at night?!



BTW: It’s a shame he doesn’t have some internet-equivalent of HEDGEHOG DEFENSIVE MODE.

Like: Every time somebody writes something mean, he unplugs the computer and watches Monty Python.

Could have saved Chris a lot of trouble.
 
And the cops were already called when the meddling sped-mom decided to boost Chris’s heart level with asspats and tard-whispering.

Dumb bitch cost us a Chris-Chan booking photo, how does she sleep at night?!



BTW: It’s a shame he doesn’t have some internet-equivalent of HEDGEHOG DEFENSIVE MODE.

Like: Every time somebody writes something mean, he unplugs the computer and watches Monty Python.

Could have saved Chris a lot of trouble.

I wonder what he did when the cops showed up to arrest him after the Gamestop incident.
 
He literally ran, and the cops described him as a male suspect wearing breast forms, which is essentially what Chris still looks like. It was all quite comical. Like a Monty Python's skit.
 
Everyone's description of the TMG meltdown is correct but what all the posters forgot to mention is that, after Chris had his meltdown a woman (who allegedly had autistic children of her own) needed to come out from the crowd and calm Chris down before he could be escorted off the premises.

So, just like when Chris had his meltdown at Manchester graduation (and needed to be comforted by one of the gal-pals) and got kicked out of class at PVCC (and bemoaned the fact that he had no one there to comfort him), a guy in his mid-30's needed to be pacified by some random woman because he heard the word "No".

<in my best Liam Neeson Fallout voice>: Chris. Chris never changes.

Chris isn't getting better, is he?
 
Chris isn't getting better, is he?
Sadly not, no. Chris continues to spiral downward.
Jesus Christ, when Barb dies...
Will we see another Manchester High graduation meltdown when brony-con ends and Chris realizes it's the final one?
I'd bet money on it. This will likely be a much more explosive one though. I expect either that, or a very, very severe depression episode. Like we might not hear from him for a few days or weeks even. Odds are it will be both.
 
Sadly not, no. Chris continues to spiral downward.
Jesus Christ, when Barb dies...

I'd bet money on it. This will likely be a much more explosive one though. I expect either that, or a very, very severe depression episode. Like we might not hear from him for a few days or weeks even. Odds are it will be both.

As much as I would like to see an explosive result, I doubt it, unless he has a handler, or Chris learns to temper his behavior (LMAO).

Like Bob, I think CWC may go off the radar with Barb's passing. After the funeral, when he gets back home and finds an eviction notice, he'll think he was banned from somewhere.

Seriously though, best he'd plan ahead (predictably he won't).
 
Considering Bronycon is in a week and a half, and Chris seems more into plagiarizing art to meet demand for a new comic, I'll go with no explosive idiocy. Probably a tweetstorm @Hasbro and some emails about the show not ending. At the con they'll probably have some panels about the next gen and Chris will have to backpeddle about how his psychic link to the pony queen is weakening because she's mad the Hasbro execs aren't listening to her, probably some kind of influence from an evil OC. Blah blah blah ⚡😊⚡then be on about the next dumb thing.
 
Let's not discount those bonus "return home" surprises. Not only did the car crap out last year, Barb went in and cleaned his room and put a couple bags of trash out. And by 'trash', this definition covered: 'Anything Barb deemed as trash'. (which allegedly included the repaired "Classic") It took him a while, but he finally mentioned it and said how pissed he was about it and had to take a pillow and go beat it up in front of Barb to register his displeasure, including him humping it in front of her to get his point across. God, I hope this happens again this year.
 
I hope Chris gets a further 10k in spends donated to hear the screeching of autists and rending of garments all night long on the farms.
Anyone who takes idiots giving money to Chris like a personal insult is either retarded or poor

Plus since Chris is now a true and honest lesbian transwoman, you can only imagine the barely suppressed fury brewing in la zorra watching OPL get all those Troon shekels that rightfully belong to them and being unable to say anything because that would make them a gatekeeper

And we get a chance at a public chimpout on someone else's tab

"Blessed are the paypigs, for they shall create the kingdom of cpu blue heart"
 
I hope Chris gets a further 10k in spends donated to hear the screeching of autists and rending of garments all night long on the farms.
Anyone who takes idiots giving money to Chris like a personal insult is either exceptional or poor

Plus since Chris is now a true and honest lesbian transwoman, you can only imagine the barely suppressed fury brewing in la zorra watching OPL get all those Troon shekels that rightfully belong to them and being unable to say anything because that would make them a gatekeeper

And we get a chance at a public chimpout on someone else's tab

"Blessed are the paypigs, for they shall create the kingdom of cpu blue heart"
Are you one of his paypigs?
 
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