BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

oh hai summerfag

(which you clearly are. Joined only 36 minutes ago)

 

[The Final Troondown]

Are you one of his paypigs?

Yes, I provide him a monthly stipend of 5k to spend on lego

 

[Pointless Pedant]

It took him a while, but he finally mentioned it and said how pissed he was about it and had to take a pillow and go beat it up in front of Barb to register his displeasure, including him humping it in front of her to get his point across. God, I hope this happens again this year.

I love that Chris is the kind of person where a comment like this doesn't seem at all out of the ordinary.

 

[MY 405]

I love that Chris is the kind of person where a comment like this doesn't seem at all out of the ordinary.

Isn't that the truth!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I don't think they realize that it's just another Freudian manifestation like men who drive huge trucks, yet have tiny wee wees.

Or how lolcows can never grasp what "boy tears" means.

 

[JULAY]

had to take a pillow and go beat it up in front of Barb to register his displeasure, including him humping it in front of her to get his point across.

What I wouldn't give to have a video of that scene... And I wonder what Barb's reaction was to her fully-grown fat autistic lesbian-souled tomgirl beating and humping a pillow effigy of her in front of her eyes.

"Look at wha- at what you made me do Barbara Anne! Da pillow is you!"

 

[King Kiwi]

I hope Chris gets a further 10k in spends donated to hear the screeching of autists and rending of garments all night long on the farms.
Anyone who takes idiots giving money to Chris like a personal insult is either exceptional or poor

Plus since Chris is now a true and honest lesbian transwoman, you can only imagine the barely suppressed fury brewing in la zorra watching OPL get all those Troon shekels that rightfully belong to them and being unable to say anything because that would make them a gatekeeper

And we get a chance at a public chimpout on someone else's tab

"Blessed are the paypigs, for they shall create the kingdom of cpu blue heart"

W...what?

No really. What.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Sadly not, no. Chris continues to spiral downward.
Jesus Christ, when Barb dies...

I'd bet money on it. This will likely be a much more explosive one though. I expect either that, or a very, very severe depression episode. Like we might not hear from him for a few days or weeks even. Odds are it will be both.

Supposedly the con's being "retooled" to appeal to the general public better like how it used to be before they invited brony analysts, fan project VAs, and really the more deviant people in the fandom. Plus focus on other kid's shows and not just MLP. Then again considering how Chris time and time and time again has shown he's incapable of dealing with change, I don't doubt that if BC gets reborn he'll throw a tantrum over it and beg people not to go.

 

[Rogowski]

So it was Sarah and Steve who bailed on him? They’re starting to seem more trollish than before.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

This is too optimistic. He never chimped out at any of the Bronycons.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

My least favorite content comes from people trying to make content/a saga. Chris does dumb shit all by himself. Field reports and stories are my favorite threads. I don't want some speds ruining Bronycon by trying to meet Chris there and make him act differently. Luckily Chris prefers acting on impulse and can't be stopped from being stupid.

 

[A Grey Cat]

My least favorite content comes from people trying to make content/a saga. Chris does dumb shit all by himself. Field reports and stories are my favorite threads. I don't want some speds ruining Bronycon by trying to meet Chris there and make him act differently. Luckily Chris prefers acting on impulse and can't be stopped from being stupid.

It's like rule number 1 out here on the farm...
DON'T
POKE
THE
POO!
Aka don't try to contact, approach, or harass Chris even as a joke. And don't give him money.

 

[weegrumpy]

they're is a saying where I come from regarding paypigs, and that's "more money than sense" that applies here. I can't understand why Chris has money thrown at him, even as a troll attempt, does he have reversal of fortune karma going on

 

[Raiken]

He literally ran, and the cops described him as a male suspect wearing breast forms, which is essentially what Chris still looks like. It was all quite comical. Like a Monty Python's skit.

What the hell? "
-other cop on the radio

 

[TrippinKahlua]

It's almost time and time will go fast.

And if Chris had any wisdom at all, he'd fly or take a train to Baltimore.

 

[Muscle Bra]

So it was Sarah and Steve who bailed on him? They’re starting to seem more trollish than before.

These are the people who started off their relationship with Chris by buying him a Nintendo Switch and then telling him they were moving to Ruckersville and wanted to be his best friends. Did you really believe that S&S wanted to hang out with him because he's a fun, pleasant, and selfless companion?

I can't understand why Chris has money thrown at him, even as a troll attempt, does he have reversal of fortune karma going on

The people throwing money at Chris fall into one of three major categories:

• Weenies who want to become the next Clyde Cash and think money is their in
• Virtue-signaling SJWs who want to stand in solidarity with their oppressed lesbian-souled sister
• Orbiters who have some weird obsession with Chris

 

[DarkWestern]

I can't wait to see what horrors are in store for this new Chris adventure.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

they're is a saying where I come from regarding paypigs, and that's "more money than sense" that applies here. I can't understand why Chris has money thrown at him, even as a troll attempt, does he have reversal of fortune karma going on

“A fool and his money are soon parted.”

 

[PL 001]

they're is a saying where I come from regarding paypigs, and that's "more money than sense" that applies here. I can't understand why Chris has money thrown at him, even as a troll attempt, does he have reversal of fortune karma going on

I highly doubt his paypigs are using their own money they earned. I'd bet my next paycheck most of them are NEETS on Uncle Sam sponsored tardbux throwing that away. In a sense, the taxpayers are Chris's paypigs then.

 

[Fapcop]

These are the people who started off their relationship with Chris by buying him a Nintendo Switch and then telling him they were moving to Ruckersville and wanted to be his best friends. Did you really believe that S&S wanted to hang out with him because he's a fun, pleasant, and selfless companion?


The people throwing money at Chris fall into one of three major categories:

• Weenies who want to become the next Clyde Cash and think money is their in
• Virtue-signaling SJWs who want to stand in solidarity with their oppressed lesbian-souled sister
• Orbiters who have some weird obsession with Chris

I’d like to add two other categories:

Actually talented autists who got a job making silly money in tech/webshit. They look at Chris and think “that could have been me!”

Former dweebs and channers who make good money in tech/webshit. Remember Chris for delivering tons of lulz back in the day. Throw him some because why the fuck not?