BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

[DarkWestern]

“A fool and his money are soon parted.”

Has anyone ever considered that someone may have payed Chris' way just so they can sit back and watch the train wreck that will inevitably be the ill fated final bronycon?

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

Has anyone ever considered that someone may have payed Chris' way just so they can sit back and watch the train wreck that will inevitably be the ill fated final bronycon?

I think I have less problems with stuff like that and more stuff like Sarah and Steve giving him a Switch and other more blatant paypigging like that.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think I have less problems with stuff like that and more stuff like Sarah and Steve giving him a Switch and other more blatant paypigging like that.

You claim that Chris has a shitty, yet any fleeting joy is problematic?!

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Has anyone ever considered that someone may have payed Chris' way just so they can sit back and watch the train wreck that will inevitably be the ill fated final bronycon?

Always a possibility, but it would be money foolishly spent. All BronyCon related drama occurred after the conventions. That hedgehog defensive position is the exception(al), not the rule. And anyone who gives Chris hundreds of dollar under the guise of trolling is lying. They are doing it because they want to be in the orbit of a strange Internet personality

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Has anyone ever considered that someone may have payed Chris' way just so they can sit back and watch the train wreck that will inevitably be the ill fated final bronycon?

How does paying for Chris to go to bronycon do that? He was already going to go on his dime.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

You claim that Chris has a shitty, yet any fleeting joy is problematic?!

I mean it's less that I have a problem with it and more the level of idiot I think these people are for shoveling money at him to try to be his "friend." Like if people wanna spend money on Chris it's not like he's a villain for taking it but that doesn't mean they're not dumb for giving him money and stuff to spend wastefully. By "having a problem" I mean the level of stupid I think these people are. I don't think anyone should be throwing money at anyone for no real reason.

 

[James Howlett]

Has anyone ever considered that someone may have payed Chris' way just so they can sit back and watch the train wreck that will inevitably be the ill fated final bronycon?

You sound like a faggot, but I can't disagree completely. Here's a haiku that i think sums it up:

Lucky charms are good.
Lucky is a leprechaun.
Leprechauns are bad.

Giving Chris money is dumb, but getting Chris out in public is good, and someone basically has to give him money to do so.

I want Chris content, and money helps with that. But I also find Chris the funniest at both his most egotistical and also his most pathetic state of mind(begging). It's like a fucking monkey paw; Chris should be hilarious either way, but he can only be funnier one way or the other. I guess I'll just stop hoping for one outcome over the other and just try to enjoy the show/trainwreck.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I want Chris content, and money helps with that. But I also find Chris the funniest at both his most egotistical and also his most pathetic state of mind(begging). It's like a fucking monkey paw; Chris should be hilarious either way, but he can only be funnier one way or the other. I guess I'll just stop hoping for one outcome over the other and just try to enjoy the show/trainwreck.

While I think giving Chris money under any pretense short of an actual calamity (read: house fire) is a bad idea as well, the fact is I personally think Chris going to Bronycon is going to eventually generate more content.

Simple fact is that if he DIDN'T go - unlikely, he'd find a way somehow - then he'd just sit at home and bitch about how he couldn't attend.

However, if he DOES go...this is the last Bronycon (for now, I honestly don't think there's a chance in hell they're going to permanently retire the convention if there's money to be made from Bronies and if the next pony show has even half as much popularity as Friendship is Magic), and the show itself is ending this year not long after. If there was ever a stage for Chris to make a complete ass of himself demanding the show continue, it's Bronycon 2019.

 

[A Grey Cat]

While I think giving Chris money under any pretense short of an actual calamity (read: house fire) is a bad idea as well, the fact is I personally think Chris going to Bronycon is going to eventually generate more content.

Simple fact is that if he DIDN'T go - unlikely, he'd find a way somehow - then he'd just sit at home and bitch about how he couldn't attend.

However, if he DOES go...this is the last Bronycon (for now, I honestly don't think there's a chance in hell they're going to permanently retire the convention if there's money to be made from Bronies and if the next pony show has even half as much popularity as Friendship is Magic), and the show itself is ending this year not long after. If there was ever a stage for Chris to make a complete ass of himself demanding the show continue, it's Bronycon 2019.

I can see it now, he storms a stage in a conference Hall and starts shouting "hear me subjects I am cpu blue heart..I speak for celestia" and then even the worst of them call security and he enters hedgehog defense mode while cursing"da haters"

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Ponies and pigs.

We really are a farm here.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[WutangLee]

The only bad thing likely to happen, is for an insane bronycon attendant to see Chris, and maybe take things too far. Chris is docile in environments he's happy with. And his need for acceptance among the ponytards is unequal.

However, if he DOES go...this is the last Bronycon (for now, I honestly don't think there's a chance in hell they're going to permanently retire the convention if there's money to be made from Bronies and if the next pony show has even half as much popularity as Friendship is Magic), and the show itself is ending this year not long after. If there was ever a stage for Chris to make a complete ass of himself demanding the show continue, it's Bronycon 2019.

Bronycon has enough weirdos and freaks, that Chris seems to fit right in. Definitely hoping for something funny to happen.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

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As always, Chris doesn't know how reality works. Even if some dipshit decided to do this, you're not gonna get a run of custom metal pins of any quality stamped out in a week. Probably take that long just to get the proofs made and approved.

 

[Arctic Fox]

We need a new poll of what's going to happen at Bronycon. If Hedgehog defensive mode will be inniated or not.

 

[Gunslinger]

As always, Chris doesn't know how reality works. Even if some dipshit decided to do this, you're not gonna get a run of custom metal pins of any quality stamped out in a week. Probably take that long just to get the proofs made and approved.

Yeah I mean someone might make up some iron on patches or something similar to that, in a week. Do you think he would reject those since they aren't technically what he demanded? I love how he implies these people should make up multiple copies and then says he is only gonna buy one. Is there a big demand for Cwcville gym badges that I'm not aware of?

Also, 'painted very well as such'. Chris' standards always seem to be higher when it isn't him making the item.

Edit: What the hell does he mean by
'prayer spice'? Is that a typo or?

 

[Syaoran Li]

Eh, I think that the "hedgehog defensive position" incident at Too Many Games is the exception rather than the rule and the other conventions he attended in the past (OmegaCon, MAGfest, previous BronyCon events) there weren't really any incidents, at least not any that would warrant any security action or even con rumors aside from the occasional wiener or A-Logger spewing obvious bullshit on /cow/ or the YouTube comments section.

Heck, MAGfest was where he shined and was accepted with a standing ovation and I think that reaction combined with the Idea Guys messing with him at the time led to the incident at Too Many Games. Also, keep in mind that there is a vast difference in the clientele of Too Many Games compared to something like BronyCon, especially in terms of the attendees

BronyCon has probably seen worse than Chris and if it weren't for his prior online infamy, he probably wouldn't even be noticed by anyone, be they convention staff or con-goers.

However, most of the cons he attended were before he went into all this dimensional merge CPU nonsense. With the Idea Guys out of the way, I don't think we're going to see any major incidents like we did at Too Many Games especially since Chris isn't really interested in sex anymore and his conduct at TMG was pretty much the result of the Idea Guys manipulating him.

However, since this is the last BronyCon and the show is in its final season, we might see Chris have a different type of meltdown over the show ending. I still think even that is unlikely, but I wouldn't completely rule it out either given the situation at hand.

Remember, MLP is probably Chris's biggest obsession since Sonic The Hedgehog and Pokemon. Chris was a huge fan of MLP years before the brony fad existed.

Heck, I would not be surprised if it's essentially replaced Sonic in his mind since even the Sonichu comics no longer reference Sonic (outside of the Sonichus and Rosechus) and instead feature more MLP stuff and some Pokemon mixed with his CPU Goddess and gender sperging.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Also, 'painted very well as such'. Chris' standards always seem to be higher when it isn't him making the item.

Edit: What the hell does he mean by
'prayer spice'? Is that a typo or?
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It's just more made up turbo-autist language.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Yeah I mean someone might make up some iron on patches or something similar to that, in a week. Do you think he would reject those since they aren't technically what he demanded? I love how he implies these people should make up multiple copies and then says he is only gonna buy one. Is there a big demand for Cwcville gym badges that I'm not aware of?

Also, 'painted very well as such'. Chris' standards always seem to be higher when it isn't him making the item.

Edit: What the hell does he mean by
'prayer spice'? Is that a typo or?

Even getting patches done would be unrealistic in that timeframe, I think. He'd probably give some backhanded compliment as he's done in the past if someone turned up with patches. "Oh, dese look okay...but da pins would have been better, among which." And you just know he'd set the house on fire if he tried to iron a patch onto something.

Also, I think the "prayer spice" line is his autistic way of saying he's praying to the CPUs to make someone do his bidding.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I highly doubt his paypigs are using their own money they earned. I'd bet my next paycheck most of them are NEETS on Uncle Sam sponsored tardbux throwing that away. In a sense, the taxpayers are Chris's paypigs then.

I agree with this so super hard. I see things on this site all the time that I'd have emphatically dismissed as fable or impossible 2y ago.. but the idea of someone who actually works for their money, even a rètard, giving a dime of it to people like DSP or Chris.. that's just a bridge too far for me & I will reject reality even if offered proof otherwise.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Heck, MAGfest was where he shined and was accepted with a standing ovation and I think that reaction combined with the Idea Guys messing with him at the time led to the incident at Too Many Games.

You don't pay attention. Marvin confirmed that initially, they were going to trash Chris and make fun of him, but since he attended, they gave him asspats.

Eh, I think that the "hedgehog defensive position" incident at Too Many Games is the exception rather than the rule and the other conventions he attended in the past (OmegaCon, MAGfest, previous BronyCon events) there weren't really any incidents, at least not any that would warrant any security action or even con rumors aside from the occasional wiener or A-Logger spewing obvious bullshit on /cow/ or the YouTube comments section.

For cons, yes, but for public happenings in general....no.

With the Idea Guys out of the way, I don't think we're going to see any major incidents like we did at Too Many Games especially since Chris isn't really interested in sex anymore and his conduct at TMG was pretty much the result of the Idea Guys manipulating him.

Here we go again. Yup, Chris was forced and manipulated into sucking face with dudes, grabbing them, and touching them. Chris actually did this to Coptiz and his friend when they stopped by Chris' home in an impromptu fashion, but they didn't make a big deal out of it because they were thirsty AF for attention.
The ideafags were way out of the picture before TMG happened. I'm not angry, but I'm kind of tired of people finding excuses to deny that Chris is indeed a big fag. Also, he was on the same dosage of hormones long before TMG, so that isn't even a factor.