Brownified Vacation Destinations

[Summer of George]

I remember visiting a national park a few years ago, and Good Lord, the foreigners were insufferable. 30+ crowds of chink bugmen hoarding roads, walking off path, and damaging forest trails for selfies and photos. Some were straight up ignoring safety rules and trying to take photos with deers and other animals face to face, not only putting themselves in danger, but also the wildlife. Don't even get me started on how they littered, leaving plastic bottles, bags of chips, and still lit cigarette buds next to brushland. As bad as Indians are, you shouldn't forget that the Chinese are just as much of an ecological threat, and they have no place in anywhere outside of their chinky bughives.

Back in better days we used to complain about the Texans coming up to Colorado and shitting up the place with impassable convoys of lumbering RVs. (I'm not a Coloradan, but I was nevertheless offended on their behalf.) I'll take Texans any day over this kind of bullshit.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Hey now, Iceland is really not that bad for niggers or jeets. I saw only a handful of both groups when I went there earlier this year. There's a shit ton of South Koreans, Japanese, and Italian tourists. The South Koreans and the Japs were pretty cool people. The Italians absolutely weren't but they had a lot of attractive women so it very slightly made up for it.